Author has written 1 story for General. PEOPLE: If you liked "An Elf in Lincoln", please read "Not Your Average Faerie Tale". It is the rewritten "An Elf in Lincoln". I think you will like it much better. More descriptions, less stupidity! There is MUCH MORE to come! Mwuhaha!
MORE PEOPLE: I have a bestest friend on fanfiction.net also. I'm glad to say that I turned him onto it. GO ME! But anyway, the point was (if I even had a point) that his pen name is "Heru Nare". Check out his stories. THANKS!
Hello! I'm a dedicated Legolas Greenleaf fan, and yes, I'm obsessed and I'm not afraid to admit it! *gasp*
First Off: If you are a guy and fall under the following categories, email me. You could be the guy of my dreams!
1.) like, no make that love, Lord of the Rings.
2.) sport long hair of any colour except red (blondes especially!).
3.) are from: England, Scotland, Ireland, Finland, Norway, Sweden, New Zealand, Australia, or some like country.
6.) could be mistaken for an Elf.
8.) are funny, kind, handsome, smart, charming, and talented.
Now, onto my bio. I don't intend to bore you, but if for some strange reason you want to read it, be my guest. I warn you though: I'm not that interesting.
Home Country: USA.
Age: 13.
Hair Colour: Brown.
Eye Colour: Grey on the outside, green on the inside.
Height: 5 and 1/2 feet.
Favourite...
Movies: "Rob Roy", "Princess Bride", "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", and "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings".
TV Shows: "Absolutely Fabulous" and "Vicar of Dibley" (both Britcoms).
Actors: Hugo Weaving (love his eyebrow thing), Liam Neeson, and Sean Biggerstaff.
Actresses: none.
Places: All of Scotland! (except Dundee and especially Isle of Skye) and Lincoln and York, England.
Songs: "The Promise" by Michael Nyman, "The Mummer's Dance" by Loreena McKennitt, "Scotland the Brave", "One Tin Soldier", "Hotel California", and "May It Be" by Enya (it makes me cry).
Band: The Beach Boys.
Poem: "The Highwayman".
Author: J.R.R. Tolkien.
Elf: Legolas Greenleaf (you couldn't tell from my stories *sarcastically*).
Hobbies: LotR, LotR, and LotR (did I mention LotR?).
Food: Lasagna.
Colour: Green or grey (it depends on which mood you catch me in!).
~*~ I LOVE THE BRITISH! ~*~
I'm Scottish and Finnish in heritage.
If you read my bio and am still not afraid of me, and you are looking for a email-pal-like thingy, email me. I love to talk to anyone who is also interested in LotR! Most of my school friends are losers and don't like LotR, so, email me. I can always use more friends!
P.S. My mom wants me to have a social life like "normal" people, and so, I probably won't be able to update my stories that often. Please hang in there if you like my stories! I will update as frequently as possible, but that probably won't be too often, because of my "well-wishing" mom. Thank you for understanding! :)
Quotes:
'You don't have to be smart to understand the world, but you have to be worldly to be smart.'
'I'm not even Catholic and I think Tolkien should be sainted. I can already account one miracle to him.'
'You are of more worth than I can give, even with my life.' - future quote from An Elf in Lincoln |