every comedy needs drama, every drama needs comedy
and every life needs a chance to experience both
because with only one, that life is not complete. And not living a full life is not living a life at all.

I'm all about the horrible grammar

I also hate bad writing. And probably you.

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1. How to Kill a Man » reviews

A how to guide for women on how to complete sucker in a guy and ruin his life. I wish to add regard to some reviews, this is a PARODY. Yes, I am aware not all girls are like this...this is a joke, a caricature if you of slutty, controlling females.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 1-31-07

2. The Light's On And It's Light You'll Never Know

The mother son role is reversed when the mother is in a spot of despair, and the son is helpless. About how he feels about this reversal and the fear he feels.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07

3. Tools of a Nation reviews

What is a tool? Why do I hate them? My associate and I explain to a bewildered co-worker what a tool is.

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 4-27-05

4. Death of the 2 reviews

True writers will appreciate the message

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-24-05

5. Annoyed by the Ignorant reviews

A bit of "Gonzo" journalism

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-24-05

6. Jesus and his very bad day reviews

What happens when Jesus takes a trip to New Jersey? FIND OUT HERE!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-12-03

7. Trouble With Texas reviews

A story of how Georg Duby Bush messes up America...oh wait, hasn't he done that already? My bad.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-02 - Published: 11-25-02

8. The Cow Revolt of 1972 reviews

Nonsesne story i thought up one day while shoveling cow crap at a farm...yes, i did work at a farm!! Sad but true!!!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-25-02 - Published: 11-25-02

9. And The Sun Will Rise reviews

*NOTE* A sequal in sorts to Dark Revenge...That's why it's in Horror...read dark revenge FIRST!!...SUMMARY: A daughter uncovers a dark secret about her family, more drama than anything else.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-24-02 - Published: 11-24-02

10. Dark Revenge reviews

*NOTE* That's a STRONG R! not for the squimish or easily offended....I dont want to give too much of the plot away...involves a serial killer/child molester...12 angry people...read it and find out

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-24-02 - Published: 11-24-02

11. New Jersey: The Truth Behind The Smell » reviews

The documentation and story of a person at my college

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-21-02

12. What It's Like To Be A Clown reviews

A soon to be college drop out wants to end it all. Instead, he blames others and makes them pay with the help of an something he can't explain...

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-22-02

13. Mussings by an Insomniac

For no particular reason except to entertain himself on a sleepless night, an insomniac musses about thingsin general IF YOU WANT MORE, REVIEW AND TELL ME

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-22-02 - Published: 11-22-02

14. Curious Clinton reviews

A new take on the Curious George books, try to guess who each of the others are (The Man That Hate's Clinton, The Son of a Bush, etc.) Old story now published, PLEASE REVIEW, even if you think it sucks.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-20-02 - Published: 11-20-02

15. Elmwood Ave reviews

A freshman in college reflects on life, the future, and what is ahead

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-02 - Published: 11-11-02