I'm a poor college kid with nothing better to do than amuse myself by writing. I just turned 18, live in the hell that is Vermont, and essentially have no life. Good Charlotte and Alkaline Trio have invaded my musical playlist, and oh boy, I started writing a prequel to "life sucks and then you meet Damien." It should be up soon, so look for it.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty kinda not all sane. It is reflected in my writing. So go read it, and review it, and make my day, yo. 

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1. Statistics Causes Short Pieces of Works » reviews

...read the title

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 11-6-03

2. Life Sucks and Then You Meet Damien » reviews

So I moved to a town I hated, filled with people I hated even more. And then this creepy guy who could do things with his mind started following me around, and all sorts of wackiness ensued.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,900 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 1-24-03

3. Spring

It's sad, it's horribly written - it's what writer's block does to you. It drives you crazy enough to write depressing stories about hopelessness.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-03 - Published: 11-3-03

4. Plugged in and ready to fall reviews

Prequel to "Life Sucks and then you meet Damien." It's about Destiny. And Blake. And everyone else. And weddings, and asylums, and cabins in the woods. And some other stuff too.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-03 - Published: 5-5-03

5. Cowboys well, Kinda

Five minutes and an entire town later, we realized we were going to have to make our own action. Luckily, the town did provide a drinking establishment, and we decided to get hammered and THEN plan our night.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-17-03 - Published: 3-17-03

6. Stuff Lea Wrote reviews

This is a collection of exceprts from Lea's life, her diary entries, english papers, notes to her friends, etc. She's boy crazy, she's shallow she's - everything we hope we're not. Still good Reading. So Read it

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 3-15-03

7. Hey! Let's watch a hockey game! reviews

An English comp paper, again. This one describes how to watch a hockey game.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03

8. The Question We All Ask Ourselves

My term paper for English Comp. Includes references, so I don't get sued. I think it's a great paper: so did my teacher, I got a pretty high grade. If you want to know the answer to the question, it's here

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03

9. Driving reviews

This is the true story of how I learned to drive (actually, i never really learned. But it is the story of my first driving lesson.) I wrote it for my English Compostion class and decided to share it with anyone who's ever realized they are the worst dri

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-03 - Published: 2-12-03

10. We believed her reviews

Don't know where this came up...very depressing. About suicide and not believing what's in front of you

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-03

11. Freakin' Wonderful » reviews

About cliche, in a none cliched way. And the whole love thing. And how you fall in love and form an alliance with your enemies to get what you want. And how you review when you're done (hint, hint)

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-2-03 - Published: 1-27-03

12. How I Amused Myself in High School » reviews

I got kicked out of creative writing for being too different (go figure) and then I had to amuse myself during boring classes.They are short and have no point, but they made my friends laugh so here they are, for your amusement and horror.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-03 - Published: 1-24-03

13. Light reviews

It's angsty. It's bitter. It's...not really worth reading, but please do. And review. Always with the reviews, and the write them, and the please.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-02 - Published: 10-28-02

14. Spinning Crazy » reviews

A woman leaves her life as a fashion designer in NYC to be a writer in VT. She works for an eccentric old man, along with other memorable character, and deals with her mother constantly trying to fix her up w/ "nice young men." Meanwhile, there's the ste

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-02 - Published: 10-19-02

15. Infect reviews

One big round of angsty fun. This is what happens when a girl starts sleeping with a guy she can't stand, and then listens to Bad Religion (the girl in the story. Not me. I only listen to bad religion every ten seconds.)Read it. Review it. Yay.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-02 - Published: 10-19-02