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Author has written 12 stories for Life, Spiritual, Nature, Humor, Religion, Song, Supernatural, and Humor. I'm currently in the process of editing my profile and improving my work; at least, the little that will remain after I'm done pruning the wheat from the chaff. Seeing as how I'm currently homeless and far away from any internet, this may take a while. "This occured almost two thousand years after a man was nailed to a tree for telling everyone about how it might be a good idea to be nice to everyone for a change."-A highly abridged version of the first page of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. "The hedgehog burns down a forest, it's okay. I say something funny and I get the cold shoulder. That's democracy for you."-Catmon, in Operation: BASH! "Nothing is impossible. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."-Lugi, Super Mario Bros. "Shut your noise-hole!"-Michael, Eye of the Tiger "(exhausted muffled sobs followed by maniacal laughter)Is that the best you got!?!?"Me, summerizing the three worst monthes of my life "Endure. In enduring grow strong."-Dak'kon, Planscape:Torment "Entertaiment is entertainment, not a textbook to damnation!" Johnny C., Johnny the Homicidal Maniac ------------------- Head over to http://www.fanfiction.net/~hvk or else. I'm so unloved. I don't suffer from insanity. I find quite pleasant. | |||||||
1. The Adventures of the Supreme Master of the Cosmos reviewsThe first in a series exploring the life of a human endowed wth the power to alter reality! Oh, and he's insane.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-05 - Published: 6-9-052. Defiance reviewsAngst is stupid. If you disagree, read this poem! Or not, I'll just quietly percolate.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 5-4-053. Survival of the Stubbornest reviewsWhat do you do after enduring the worst hardship of your life? You write poems defaming your tormentor, of course!Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-2-05 - Published: 5-2-054. Eye of the Tiger reviewsWe're all animals. For some people, it's less figurative. Espically for Michael.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-05 - Published: 4-28-055. Who's Laughing Now? reviewsSome people utilize horrendeus pain to get back at someone. I prefer bizarre poetry.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-14-05 - Published: 4-14-056. You Can't Walk Away reviewsA poem about duty and responsibility.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 3-1-057. You Couldn't Break Me reviewsA song about...well, read! Based on true events.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 2-14-058. Are We Alone? reviewsA monolouge of the existence of God. Pro-religion.Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 2-14-059. Ode to A Pie reviewsA true epic of the demon pie, only for a horrible end. Behold the limerick thing!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 2-14-0510. Cat Eyes reviewsA speculation on exactly what cats think when musing. Reviews are rewarded.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-31-0511. A Cat's Lesson reviewsA not-particularily-bright cat teaches me a little lesson about life.Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-9-04 - Published: 11-9-04
