I'm currently in the process of editing my profile and improving my work; at least, the little that will remain after I'm done pruning the wheat from the chaff. Seeing as how I'm currently homeless and far away from any internet, this may take a while.
"This occured almost two thousand years after a man was nailed to a tree for telling everyone about how it might be a good idea to be nice to everyone for a change."-A highly abridged version of the first page of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
"The hedgehog burns down a forest, it's okay. I say something funny and I get the cold shoulder. That's democracy for you."-Catmon, in Operation: BASH!
"Nothing is impossible. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible."-Lugi, Super Mario Bros.
"Shut your noise-hole!"-Michael, Eye of the Tiger
"(exhausted muffled sobs followed by maniacal laughter)Is that the best you got!?!?"Me, summerizing the three worst monthes of my life
"Endure. In enduring grow strong."-Dak'kon, Planscape:Torment
"Entertaiment is entertainment, not a textbook to damnation!" Johnny C., Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
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Head over to http://www.fanfiction.net/~hvk or else. I'm so unloved.
I don't suffer from insanity. I find quite pleasant.
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