urban kitsch
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since: 10-17-02, id: 281892
country: USA
Author has written 13 stories for General, Romance, Humor, Young Adult, Essay, Historical, and Mythology.

Pen name used to be Malebranche. Felt like I needed a change.

Everything here was written in high school, with the sole exception of The Dissolution of Adrian Rice, which is a new story I may or may not continue. In other words, everything here sucks...maybe even Dissolution. I guess Morgan's Chase isn't terrible, if you enjoy that sort of thing. They're neither of them completed though, and don't hold your breath.

Also, I have realized the only way to get readers is to write porn. But then I think I grew out of that already.


1. The Dissolution of Adrian Rice »
He knows what love is supposed to be. It's just always let him down. So now he's going to kill it, for good. [slash and het] Warning for sexual and violent themes.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,371 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 1-7-07
2. You the Mourning and I the Barred Dove
O brother you in all your cruelty took my life and claimed it for your own, I made it foul for I am the bitter seed you had sown.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Published: 8-26-07 - Complete
3. A Game You Can't Afford to Lose reviews
He is a white knight in a game much larger than a checkered square.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-07 - Complete
4. The Quiet Apocalypse reviews
Short story. The world ends. Nobody but Charlie realizes it.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete
5. Morgan's Chase » reviews
Slash, 19th century America. The conflict of emotion and rationality, love and social pressure, hotheaded youthfulness and cynical maturity. Wrapped up in such complications, what chance do Morgan and Johnny have of ever understanding each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 12-12-04
6. Scarring Isabella reviews
When the television speaks, she listens...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-5-04 - Complete
7. Portrait of a Suicide reviews
There's a limit to how much life a person can handle. Depressing story, too true to life and desperate.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-04 - Complete
8. Apathy is Not as Graceful reviews
For the freakishly religious: this is an insane rant by an atheist. Just a warning so you don't flame me to death.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-16-04 - Complete
9. Sometimes I Want » reviews
Slash. Angsty teenager runs away with a band and falls in love with one of its members. I could say it isn't a stupid cheesy story I wrote in high school, but I'd be lying. I guess it's better than some other versions of the same crap story, maybe.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 6-21-04 - Complete
10. The Trick is to Keep Breathing reviews
Short story. Slightly slashy. When you're a 29 yearold banker and you've had a total of five midlife crises so far, you know you're doing something wrong. Sometimes you just need to wait for someone to help you figure it out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-19-04 - Complete
11. First Person Plural reviews
Slash, nongraphic. The identity question: when your mind declares its independence from you and your boyfriend...or is he hers?...is left grasping for broken straws.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-04 - Complete
12. Prometheus, Light My Fire reviews
Slash, short story. Alexander Martello is really apathetic. He doesn't care about his coworker, Daniel Locke, at all. Not one bit. Okay, maybe a little...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-18-04 - Complete
13. Fake Rubies and Glass Diamonds reviews
Slash, nongraphic. Emily's a princess in her own head, but the fairy tale ending she wants is meant for another.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-3-04 - Complete