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Author has written 90 stories for Humor, Humor, Haiku, Song, Politics, Play, Essay, Fantasy, Life, Kids, Friendship, General, General, Fantasy, Biography, Western, and Nature. I run a competition that some of you may be interested in. You can find details at http://comp.thechainsawblokes.com
Copyright © Peter C. Hayward 2006. All rights reserved. Prizes I've won (feel free to nominate me for prizes, or just make them up and give 'em to me)- The Sheep Award of Complex Excellency (for the poem "A complex poem") Here's my rules- 1. If you review something of mine, I guarantee I will look at your profile. 2. If your profile or story summaries are interesting, I will read and review at least one of your stories 3. If I enjoy one of your stories, I will read and review more. 4. If you review multiple stories of mine, I will read at least one of your stories, and rule 3 shall follow. 5. I generally avoid anything with "R/R" in the summary. 6. If you show respect for the English language, I'll show respect for your stories. 7. I will always be completely, maybe even cruelly, honest in my reviews. If you don't like it, feel free to email me, but I'd prefer it if you didn't use my review system as a message board. ~~~Stats as of November 24th 2004~~~ NECESSARY STATS (everyone should have these on their bio) No. of stories archived: 77
UNNECESSARY STATS (stats that I put up because I have too much spare time)
People randomly reading my bio, if you have my stories on your favourites list or know someone who does, could you email me and tell me. And enter my competition! Now! | |||||||||
1. Tubby had a bike reviewsA poem about the lives of two people from different upbringings. Has fish eggs.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-062. The Greatest Speech Ever Written! » reviewsA speech which, with a few quick changes, can be about any topic under the sun! Rated K for "Kick-arse! Possibly the best thing you'll ever read! You can't afford to miss this!Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-9-063. Daily Drabble » reviewsUpdated every day on my other site, here are my "Daily Drabbles" - 100 word, completely self-contained stories. 10 stories per update.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 1-16-064. Women Have Rights Too reviewsA humourous absurdist play highlighting the feminist tendancy to focus on the wrong issues.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-06 - Published: 1-15-065. Trevor Jameson: Space Actor »A human acting in alien pornography attempts to make his way to the top, by going to where the big stars go: Planet Hollywood. Has the best opening sentence ever.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,475 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 12-5-056. 6 Characters in Therapy reviewsThe story of six characters, waiting in a forest, for the rapist. Oh, sorry, my bad. For the therapist.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 12-5-057. The Life and Death of Timmy ReutherFrom his days in kindergarten to his saving the world from aliens, this play details, quite simply, the life and death of Timmy Reuther.Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 12-5-058. Assignments » reviewsCurrently, my life is assignments. So I've decided to share them with Fictionpress. Updated whenever I do an assignment. Boring? Yes.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,063 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 6-13-049. The Old man and the Weeds reviewsAn old man goes out every day to weed his garden.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-0510. Mawwiage: A best man's speech reviewsA speech by a best man exploring the issues of love, marriage, commitment and life in general.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 6-2-0511. I wish I could marry Christmas reviewsA poem about getting married to that holiday of holidays, Christmas.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-8-0512. Sam the Conqueror reviewsThe beginning of a play about a small little man with a small little mind, and a huge ego. Rated PG for language.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-0513. Oil reviewsA dolphin dies after swimming in oil.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-17-0414. Differences reviewsA poem comparing the genders and the different sexualities.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-17-04 - Published: 12-17-0415. Australia: The 51st State reviewsA scene from a "Living Newspaper" style drama about America's actions in Iraq.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-20-04 - Published: 11-20-0416. Lord of the Rings: The Musical » reviewsFour songs about various parts of lord of the rings, set to the tunes of common songs.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-20-04 - Published: 11-20-0417. Words reviewsJust a look at a few words and how they compare to ways of living. Written in the much dreaded "free verse".Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-19-04 - Published: 11-19-0418. Gay is, in fact, NOT OKAY reviewsA comparison of Namir Swiftpaw's essay on homosexual marriage and another opinion.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 11-18-0419. The Objectification of Women reviewsA poem explaining why I have a certain viewpoint about girls, which some people may find 'insulting'Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-0420. Looking for Alibrandi monologue reviewsPG13 for swearing. Contains spoilers if you haven't read Looking for Alibrandi or seen the movie. Monologue from a secondary character's point of view.Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 11-10-0421. The Oppression of Aussie Culture reviewsThe beginning of a "Living Newspaper" detailing the oppression of Australian Culture by American CulturePlay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 11-10-0422. The Planets reviewsA poem about the nine planets being judged in a planet-judging competition. Set after the humans are extinct.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 9-10-0423. Red reviewsA poem about the colour Red, and all its splendour.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-8-04 - Published: 9-8-0424. The Tales of Johnny and Liam » reviewsThe beginnings of two short stories written for a competition. One is romance, one is suspense.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-04 - Published: 7-23-0425. My Unfinished Works » reviewsThis is basically just an archive of everything that I've started, but never ended up completing in my life. Well, that's on the computer anyway.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-14-04 - Published: 12-27-0326. Five Gold Coins » reviewsA Commedia Dell'arte scenario about a cowardly man hired to protect five gold coins.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-0427. The Hand of Time » reviewsThe story of a man who returns to his home town after 20 years. Only first chapter up; the rest hasn't been written, and most likely never will be.Western - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 6-13-0428. The God Movie reviewsThe treatment and outline of the "God" movie. Includes details of setting and characters.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-0429. Short Character Description reviewsThis is the short description of a character, and not, as you may think, the description of a short character.Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-0430. Tournament of Minds Christmas script reviewsOur teams entry to the tournament of minds in 2003.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-0431. Two short skits reviewsTwo short skits; an excerpt from a skit show that my friends and I wrote a while back.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-0432. The Truth about Lying » reviewsA play about the benefits and downfalls of telling lies, and of how if effects people that you know.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-8-0433. The Chainsaw Bloke Haiku reviewsA haiku dedicated to those two boys of whirring steel- the Chainsaw Blokes.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-0434. Lithp reviewsRated for language, this is a poem about a poor man suffering from a lithp.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-04 - Published: 2-10-0435. My Friends' Christmas Poems! » reviewsThis Christmas, I'm writing extremely terrible poems for all my online friends. Here they are in all their terrible-ness.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 12-20-0336. Days of the Week reviewsA short breakdown or definition of each day of the week.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-4-04 - Published: 2-4-0437. Children's Stories » reviewsSome stories for Children. The magical adventures of Pixie, Fairy, Elf, Dwarf, Princess, and all their friends.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-2-04 - Published: 2-1-0438. Angry Dad Haiku reviewsA short Haiku involving anger at my Dad. This is as close to angst as I get, so...enjoy.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-27-04 - Published: 1-27-0439. The Gameshow reviewsI wrote this for a Drama project...it's ranked under "Tragedy" because it was absolutely terrible. I hate it, don't read it.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 1-26-0440. A Complex Poem reviewsA simple poem about the complexities of simplicity. Or a complex poem about how complex simplicity is. Reminds me of Dr Seuss.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-22-04 - Published: 1-22-0441. How to say No without hurting anyone's feelings reviewsBasic instructions for those who have been curious as to how to deny a request without harming or mutilating someone's feelings.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-19-0442. Experiments involving Cats reviewsGot a few minutes around the house? Using these simple experiments, you can learn things about cats that have puzzled the masses for centuries.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-19-04 - Published: 1-19-0443. Life, Jail, School » reviewsA poem describing the similarities between life, jail, and schoolLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-17-04 - Published: 1-17-0444. A ManComputer analogy reviewsA poem pointing out the similarities between men and computers. Written for the 'gals.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-04 - Published: 1-17-0445. My Limericks » reviewsI've had a complete Limerick writing craze lately. Here are the 40 that I've written in the last 4 days. (Warning- some of them are terrible)Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-29-03 - Published: 12-29-0346. The Facts of Life reviewsAll the facts of life you'll ever need to know.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-27-03 - Published: 12-27-0347. Angel in the Wind A Ms Millar song reviewsA song to be sung at my math teachers funeral. Fortunately, she's not dead yet. And probably won't be for another 30 years. Still, better safe than sorry.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-27-03 - Published: 12-27-0348. Dougher and the Meat Pie reviewsThe story of when the Pie spoke to Dougher, and said for him to build a Meat Pie, with 2 of every animal.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 12-23-0349. Faith and Fantasy reviewsYou look at a picture, you write a poem. My entry to Mutedfaiths poetry competition.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-22-0350. The Story Written By Peter and Sharna reviewsA paragraph-at-a-time story that goes nowhere, and back again. Includes a changing cast of characters.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-22-0351. Burn the Wiccans, it's Christmas time! reviewsA Christmas carol for the TRUE Christians out there. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas by killing someone from an alternate religion!Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-0352. The Christmas Story reviewsA paragraph-at-a-time story about two Christmas trees living in a forest. Festive, and full of morals. What more could you possibly want? Blood?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-0353. Goodbye Butterfly reviewsA goodbye poem for my friend who is going to America for a month. Starring Chrissie, from "Chrissie and Ralph".Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-03 - Published: 12-15-0354. If I were a lesbian reviewsA poem about what a stereotypical guy would do if suddenly turned into a lesbian. Someone suggested a title, and I wrote a poem.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-0355. Chrissie's Boyfriend by Chrissie's Friend » reviewsThe (completely fictional) story of how Chrissie met Ralph...the most romantic poem I've ever written, which says something about me.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-9-03 - Published: 12-9-0356. Title of Story reviewsYes, the story is called "Title of Story". A story I wrote last year, and got top marks for. Copyright © Peter C. Hayward 2002. All rights reserved.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0357. Rubbins reviewsThe Rubbin...what can I say? Watch out if you're walking under Pineapple trees.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0358. Dinglebats reviewsA poem about the lovely Dinglebats...aren't they majestic? But keep them away from sunhills!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0359. Ode to Brent reviewsA poem I wrote for my best friend, Brent. He's mentioned in about 90% of my OTHER stories.Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0360. The Troll Toll Collector reviewsThe Three Billy Goats Gruff, from the Troll's point of view.Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 11-14-0361. Formal Document reviewsA proposition for my school to buy a McDonalds Family RestaurantEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 11-14-0362. HSHS Staff Big Brother » reviewsWhen teachers go on Big Brother...written by Brent and I.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-03 - Published: 11-14-0363. Goerge Bush did NOT deserve to win! » reviewsGeorge Bush is a liar and a cheat! All the facts are revealed in this essay! If you consider yourself as American as I do, you'll read and review!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 10-31-03 - Published: 10-30-0364. The Melodrama » reviewsA melodrama. A confusing one.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-30-03 - Published: 3-25-0365. Birth, Death reviewsI'm in an odd mood. Again, not my usual style.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-30-03 - Published: 10-30-0366. Vampire reviewsIt's a poem I wrote about a vampire, after reading a summary that said "another vampire poem". It's not my usual style. I like it.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-30-03 - Published: 10-30-0367. Romeo and Juliet Through the Ages Program » reviewsIncludes Directors Notes, Cast List, History of the Play, Shakespeare Facts and more!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-11-03 - Published: 10-11-0368. Everyone's Skin Should Be Turned a Sky Blue Colour reviewsReally, I think the title says it all. A "rationale" for school.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0369. Straws reviewsAn extremely pathetic nonsense poem written to amuse my sister. She's memorised it. She's 12.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0370. The GodDevil Letters reviewsWritten...geez, about a year ago now. It's a series of letters between God and the Devil after a Pope is sent to Hell by accident. Only half written, never likely to be finished.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0371. An Unnamed Story reviewsThis is a line by line story, with me being stupid and my friend trying to keep the story serious.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 10-3-0372. The Entire History of the Universe in 5 minutes reviewsWritten by me, it is basically what the Title says.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0373. The Vegetarian Song reviewsAn adaption of Mamma Mia about Vegetarians.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-03 - Published: 3-30-0374. Cliff Hanger reviewsA journalist is going to commit suicide as he can't find a story. Written when I was 9 turning 10.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-26-03 - Published: 3-26-0375. The Superpersons Revised Edition » reviewsMy book, starring a superhero with a stupid name and his adventures around the universe. Only Preface and Chapter one will be on the internet.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-03 - Published: 3-26-0376. When French Vampires Attack » reviewsA Melodrama. A real one, in play form, unlike the story titled "A Melodrama". I can understand you getting confused.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-26-03 - Published: 3-26-0377. Cinquain Cinquains reviewsA Cinquain about Cinquains.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-0378. Dylan Thomas Portraits reviewsIt has this name because I found the poem in an old English book, and it only had "Dylan Thomas Portraits" written above it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-0379. Pushmi Pullyu Haiku reviewsA Haiku about the Pushmi Pullyu from the Doctor Dolittle books.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-0380. Iraqi Poem » reviewsA poem about the situation between the US and IraqPolitics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-18-03 - Published: 3-18-0381. The Blender reviewsA tale of a Blender swooping down and caturing its prey. Without the swooping. Or capturing. Has prey, though!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-03 - Published: 3-6-0382. Country version of Hey Diddle Diddle reviewsThis is a country version of a popular nursery rhymeSong - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-03 - Published: 3-4-0383. Rhyming Poetry reviewsIf you look around, you'll see a lot of "poetry" that doesn't rhyme. For the old fashioned people, here's one that DOES rhymeHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-4-03 - Published: 3-4-0384. The deer dies reviewsA view of a deer's life slipping away.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0385. Haiku Haiku reviewsA haiku about the structure of the haiku.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0386. Lesbian Haikus reviewsLesbian haikus. What more can I possibly say?Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0387. Short Poem 3 by Peter reviewsA striking statement on the current state of society. Written in Free or possibly Blank verse.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0388. Short Poem 2 by Peter reviewsA tragic poem about the death of a whale, and the peoples reaction to it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0389. Short Poem 1 by Peter reviewsA short poem about realising the consequences of your actionsHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0390. The Superpersons reviewsThis is the first chapter of my novel. It is 17 chapters in full, but only the first one will be put on the net.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-02 - Published: 10-19-02