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Footmonster
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since: 10-25-02, id: 285655
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Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and General.

“…And at His feet they’ll cast a golden crown when the Man comes around.” - Johnny Cash

I have a magic shoebox. In my shoebox keep I my thoughts; is it no wonder, then, that this shoebox is the size of a matchbox?

I must make known that I was born in the accursed year of 1986 within the U.S., in which my parents have raised me. My stories (I have deleted most of them.) are not worth reading, and I am no longer an active member of this site.

How to contact me:

AOL Instant Messenger: Space Butler X D

Yahoo Messenger: zanxia_snape

MSN Messenger: footmonster_lynch

the email address above

I am also an inactive member of ff.net and am still a bit miffed about the split of these two sites, but I tolerate the burden of not caring much anymore rather well.

Your servant in laziness,

Footmonster




1. The Adventures of Footmonster and Mel Mar »
Math is evil. It must be destroyed, and there is no one better to do it than superheroines Footmonster and Mel Mar!
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 11-22-06
2. The Curse of the Computer reviews
Computers have too many problems...or at least mine does.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-7-03 - Published: 1-4-03
3. The Three R's: Ranting, Raving, and Rambling reviews
This is your chance to take a horrifying look into my mind. Don't read it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-20-03 - Published: 12-29-02
4. The Author's Notes That Would Not Die » reviews
This story makes fun of those loooong author's notes. FINISHED
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,054 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 1-25-03 - Published: 11-10-02
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