*Clears throat and sits down in my big comfy chair*. So, I was sitting here, just thinking about life, and planning my and Jossie's wedding when I figured my profile could use a little update ;D

You have unwittingly stepped into the underworld, also known as Desire's Author Page! *Ques up scary music* That's right kids, don't let the pen name fool ya, I am that wacky author formally known as Desire who brought Buffy and Spike having sex in Texas to the masses and detailed my romance with that bearded god, also known as Joss Whedon in my Disclaimers ;D.

You wanna know more about me? Really? *blushes* Okay, I'm 18 *that's right I'm a youngin* and I'm killing time until I start college by sharpening my writing skills through fan fiction. As of right now, I'm strictly a Spuffy and Spuffy only writer...but I may branch out...don't hold your breath though ;D. I believe that Spike/Buffy may be the greatest TV couple of all time one day, as soon as Joss and Marti are willing to see the light. And while I freely worship at the temple of James Marsters and have a shrine dedicated to those cheekbones, the man's an incredible actor in my eyes first and formost *wipes away a tear*. Lastly, I also possess the desire to one day own a cat and name it Mr. Waffles *winks at you Amber*.

I love reviews! It's like crack to me, so please...feel free to leave one or two if the urge grabs ya ;D.


If you get the itch to email me for something, do so at evildesire182@hotmail.com. I always reply...I'm a good person like that ;D.

This isn't a complete list of my works...not by a long shot. A good bit of my material contains *puts finger to my lip* Shh...SEX! *Gasp* And because there's always a tattler around the corner here, you'll be able to find all of my fics at Rachel's lovely site 'Sinister Attraction'. Just go here:

http://www.stuck-in-the-middle.com/sinister/

You can also find any Fantasy AU I do at my good buddy Silverflake's 'Spuffy Archives' Just go here:

http://www.spuffyarchives.com/

Distribution: Silver, Rachel, Gilly, Mandi...have permission to run off with whatever they like. If you want, just ask...I'm sure you'll get it ;D.