greetings, lowly mortals. disgusting mortals! all must worship me! ME! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! hehehe j/k.

i love to write stories, but i dont really like poetry. i know, i know, that's all i have up... i'm so hypocritical aren't i? hypocritical! heeeeeheheee...
well, this is all you need to know about me: i'm hyper, weird, and slightly mad. i'm also obsessed with anime and japan. i'm so cool. so there. nyaaaah~~! *sticks tongue out*

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1. Dry reviews

When Sean admits to having never wanked, Aubrey gives him an interactive lesson...

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-04 - Published: 1-3-04

2. mocking reflection reviews

from a vampire's perspective, yet again... about a vampire who doesn't know if his reflection is his own.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-4-02 - Published: 11-4-02

3. Poppity Mizzle reviews

poppity mizzle, dummery doo, aggady moof, zickerdy pite! it's a song that a drunken sailor sings... it has no purpose whatsoever! but c'mon! DRUNKEN SAILORS! hehehe im insane aren't i?

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 11-1-02

4. One Last Rose reviews

*looks at it, then scoots away* scary...way too deep for me. it's from a vampire's perspective. read it, diffrent form what i usually write!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 11-1-02

5. paranoia reviews

this is about the things that haunt us, the things that we think are real...but maybe it's ourselves we're scared of? ...... oh well. i dont know if i like this one yet. i haven't decided...

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 11-1-02

6. I see as you see reviews

i dont really know what this poem is about, actually.... it's sort of my views on how people waste their lifes. i like the end though! r&r!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-29-02 - Published: 10-29-02

7. River Running reviews

I wrote this in sixth grade last year, for a poetry contest(not the school's). it actually has a pattern! each *diffrent* line has 5 sylables. or syllables? w/e.it gets sort of repetitive, and i still can't figure out how to have just one break...r&r!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-02 - Published: 10-28-02

8. Fate is Falling reviews

It's a poem I wrote for my splash page, but i never actually posted it....lazy me ^.^;; it's sort of.... downcast. but i like it! yay!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-02 - Published: 10-28-02