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since: 11-03-02, id: 289399, Profile Updated: 12-26-08
country: United States
Author has written 68 stories for Romance, Love, Humor, General, General, Friendship, Humor, Horror, Song, Life, Sci-Fi, and Action.

Once, I was a younger man, and had aspirations of being a writer. It didn't pan out, and it went to the wayside.

But now, it's back...

With a vengeance.

Molotov 2: Electric Boogaloo

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1. Untitled III reviews
I wrote this poem on a whim yesterday at work for my best friend's wife. It isn't like -that-, it was simply her being confused by something I said, and so I sought to confuse her more. With random improv poetry. Enjoy.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09
2. A Thousand Miles For No One reviews
A simple little poem inspired by a dream I had. The first thing I've written and finished in four years.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-08
3. Child reviews
Home alone. Or so you think. Rated R for many swear words.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-04 - Published: 8-21-04
4. A Not So Epic Poem Of Not So Epic Proportions reviews
Like the title says.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04
5. The Commodore And The Iodine reviews
More dumb bad rhyming random poetry. Aint gonna win me any Pulitzers, but maybe it'll make you laugh, be it jovial or in contempt and pity for me.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 8-6-04
6. Purple reviews
Hey, who knew a smell could invoke such emotion?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-17-04
7. Penway Composition reviews
More stupid/silly random rhymes. Huzzah. Huttah.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04
8. Um x2 reviews
Randomicity at it's finest. GAROTTE!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-22-04 - Published: 6-22-04
9. Use As Directed reviews
Weirdness about shaving and death, though not a dark or angsty poem. Just read it, dangit. You'll see.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-15-04 - Published: 6-15-04
10. Avoid Contact reviews
Got the title off a tube of hydrocortisone. Just me lamenting on my (if any) remembrance.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
11. Take As Needed reviews
Self-cleansing, self-loathing. Take your pick. More angsty, emotionally-heated, desperate, soul-venting poetry.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
12. Though This Blade Be Sharp, It Cuts Me Not reviews
Lamenation, reflection, purging. I'm trying to get myself one step further to less self-loathing. Yeah, I'm a whiny fucker, aint I?
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-23-04 - Published: 5-23-04
13. Zing Bang Void Plunger reviews
Who says all my poetry has to be lame rhymes or silly angst? I can do cutesy, too, dangit.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-04
14. Total reviews
A short little poem about broken cars, dirt, and Pepsi. Schwaa.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 5-7-04
15. Blood that reviews
A short little poem about...well, blood. It's much deeper (I hope) than the summary would lead you to believe.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 5-7-04
16. A Cup of Pudding » reviews
Has some naughty words, and some just totally off the wall stuff. Read at your own risk. It's about...well, a cup of pudding.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-3-04 - Published: 11-17-03
17. There's A Fish In Every Greek Man reviews
Improvsiational goodness abound! Not half bad, if I say so myself. But you be the judge...DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!
Song - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04
18. Denouement » reviews
Infidelity. Never a fun thing. Dealing with it can be difficult. This summary does not do the story justice, so give it a try, yes?
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-27-04 - Published: 11-28-03
19. Cackle and Sprigs reviews
Well...shit. It's the end of the world as we know it and I don't feel very fine at all.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-04 - Published: 4-26-04
20. Foresight reviews
I think the title explains it all. Not my best and I apologize. Bit of a dry spell, y'know?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-30-04 - Published: 3-30-04
21. Post Rush reviews
Not my best, but it's...how do I say this without sounding too artsy or pretentious...it's straight from within.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-30-04 - Published: 3-30-04
22. Senseless reviews
I hate what I've become...your typical hate-the-world poetry.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-12-04 - Published: 3-12-04
23. Just a Dream reviews
A short little thing. The title explains it all.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-04 - Published: 3-3-04
24. Show Mercy reviews
Just something I came up with today. Thought it was nifty, and I think it'd make a cool little song. I just wish I knew how to play the guitar...
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-21-04 - Published: 2-21-04
25. Innoculate reviews
A realization that everything is a lie.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-20-04 - Published: 2-20-04
26. High Endurance reviews
Not quite sure, to be honest. I guess...something that hurts so bad yet feels so good at the same time? Not sure. This just kind of came to me one day.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 2-11-04
27. To Bring About Victory reviews
This hasn't been a good day for me. Lots of rambling follows. Enjoy.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
28. Truth reviews
Just put into words how I feel for someone...maybe. I'm not sure. Maybe you feel this way for someone? I hope. Everyone needs something like this.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
29. Everything reviews
When everything just isn't enough... Rather than work towards my solution, I vent with poetry.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
30. Words reviews
Fear and loathe. I'm too scared to fix myself permanently, so I vent my feelings into poetry.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-04 - Published: 2-8-04
31. The Lord's Prayer In Scots reviews
Not really sure how to describe this. Lots of rama lama and beatniks and shoes and has absolutely nothing to do with the Lord's Prayer in Scots.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-24-04 - Published: 1-24-04
32. To You, From Me reviews
Just me pleading to the one I love.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-22-03
33. The Sneaky Gooper reviews
More of my random rambling poetry that I post in place of actual literature. Indulge yourself and give a read.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-03 - Published: 12-20-03
34. Hodgepodge: The Gatherum reviews
More random improv poetry goodness. Rated for a few 'naughty' words. Read it. You'll like it. I hope. Tell me if you do. Or don't. I don't care even if you just say 'snickerdoodles' - I'll take any and all reviews, for I am a review whore.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-03 - Published: 12-18-03
35. Just Another Face In The Cloud reviews
Off the wall. Random. More of my improv poetry. C'mon, you'll like it. Give it a read and laugh heartily, for this rocks quite mightily.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 12-16-03
36. Nonchalant reviews
Just so you know - depressing stuff. See if you can figure out what the poem means. Not that difficult, but humor me please.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-03 - Published: 12-14-03
37. Look Under Cap reviews
An improv poem about Christmas.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-13-03
38. Just Another Face In The Crowd reviews
Improv poetry that makes no sense but is really fun to read. Don't believe me? Read it and find out.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-13-03
39. Chills reviews
It is winter. What's winter without a wintry poem?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-13-03
40. Penombra Dei Morti reviews
My try at a horror/action story surrounding zombies. Better than it sounds. Really. Try explaining a good book to someone and not making it sound dorky.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-03
41. Randomicity reviews
Randomness abound. More improv poetry from me.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-03 - Published: 12-12-03
42. A Numerical Series of Poems reviews
An assortment of random, humorous poems. Worth the read.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03
43. Sentience of a Tree reviews
Off the wall. Eclectic. Weird. Fun to read, so have no fear!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03
44. B&B reviews
Bread and butter. An off the wall, strange poem. A nice read in the midst of all this depressing poetry.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03
45. I Stand Alone reviews
Dealing with the hand you've been dealt. The summary doesn't do the poem justice, so just read it already. Please?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03
46. Untitled II reviews
Couldn't come up with a title. It's me, my plea, begging to be able to help. I don't want to lose what I love.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-03 - Published: 12-5-03
47. You reviews
You. I think it's you. It's always always you.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-28-03 - Published: 11-28-03
48. Gear Inside reviews
Even the tallest of mountains gets ground to a pebble by the forces of Nature.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-27-03 - Published: 11-27-03
49. One step forward reviews
To be honest, I don't think this was very good. I just scraped some stuff together from out of my angst-ridden head and slapped it into Word and posted it here in a sad attempt for reviews.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-21-03 - Published: 11-21-03
50. Untitled reviews
It's angst. Pure angst. My first ever 'Untitled' poem. I didn't do it to seem like a pretentious 'artist' and to have the mystique like many - I just couldn't think up a decent title.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-20-03 - Published: 11-20-03
51. Really, that's nice reviews
This is rated a heavy R for it's twisted and weird content. Don't read this if you're easily grossed out or offended...or something. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-7-03 - Published: 11-7-03
52. Easier Said Than Done reviews
Wanting what you can't have and trying not to let it overwhelm you.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 11-6-03
53. Bullets and Numbering reviews
Short, sweet, to the point. Is it worth the effort of trying to love someone when they won't love you back?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-5-03 - Published: 11-5-03
54. All Those Years Ago reviews
Looking back on life and what you did or didn't do. Was it all worth it?
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-03
55. Deals In Habits reviews
Softcore pornography, and the thoughts it brings to mind. Ladies, this is the truth behind how the male mind works. Plus, it's funny. Read it. You won't regret it.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-03
56. The Interloper reviews
Frustrated and in a losing fight. How do you survive and make things work when everything seems to be going against you?
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-3-03 - Published: 9-3-03
57. A Day in the Life: The Border reviews
A tale of booze, the border, and a badge. Based on a true story.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03
58. Home row reviews
Kinda angsty, like everything else you'll read around here. Sorry to make something so cookie cutter, but it got stuck in my head and wouldn't go away. I'm not angsty myself, but this stuff is so easy to write. Review please, for I am ever so vain.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-03 - Published: 8-10-03
59. Rewards program reviews
A little poem, short, so read it. Please? It'll only take you ten seconds, thirty if you want to be nice and review just to say "you suck" or "you rock" or "snickerdoodles."
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-31-03 - Published: 7-31-03
60. Unsolicited comments reviews
I don't know how to explain this, except it's short, so read it. It won't take but ten or fifteen seconds. Maybe thirty, if you want to be nice and review.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-03 - Published: 7-30-03
61. Doctored Seeds reviews
Another packet of poems, each of varying subjects and themes, all guaranteed to be enjoyable in some way. Take a chance and read, okay?
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 6-24-03
62. Bermudatron Express reviews
Yes, boys and girls, time for another of my poetry packets that you hold so dearly to your hearts. Old friends come back, those new to this...step right up and don't be shy. Leave me a review to tell me you love me, or Dobbin will cry.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-20-03 - Published: 6-20-03
63. Directive Peaches reviews
Another packet of poems from your proverbial paradox of pie packaging. I hope you like them. You probably will, but you should read them to solidify that belief, and then leave a review tell me so, else I will wither away.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-03 - Published: 6-18-03
64. Santa's Underlings reviews
A batch of random poems, about various things. I'm not so good at this, but people seemed to like my first batch, so here's more. Again, this is a sad attempt to get reviews, which are like a drug, making me feel better for a short period of time
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 6-14-03
65. California Burns reviews
Just some random poems I wrote, and they probably aren't very good at all. I'm just a whore for any reviews I can get, so at least indulge me in that respect. Please?
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-12-03
66. Insomnia and Infomercials reviews
Like the title says. Read at your own risk.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 5-10-03
67. Sweet Amber reviews
A little poem to the one I love
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 4-18-03
68. My Kohaku, My Love reviews
A simple story of love, about a boy and a girl. Short, sweet, and to the point.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-1-03 - Published: 2-1-03
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