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since	: 11-05-02, id: 290020, Profile Updated: 01-13-09
country	: United States
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Author has written 9 stories for Action, Historical, Essay, Humor, General, Fantasy, and General.

Hello children! Twenty-year-old writer with an incurably horrid case of Writer's Block at the moment. Once I get over it, there will be more stories and up. In the mean time, check out my Shakespeare (Hamlet) fic. Because Shakespeare rocks.
By the by--I am a TOUGH COOKIE when it comes to stories. I'm a flamer. UNLESS I see a GOOD story. Then consider yourself complimented! But don't come crying about how I'm a mean and selfish bitch unless you state "no flames" on your story. I'm going to tell you what I think and there's nothing you can do about it. If I'm flamed, at least I TAKE it and at least I use it to improve myself instead of rotting on the person who did so to me.
So for those of you who think I'm cruel, don't post your stories. Obviously, you want people to review if it's up. You don't want a flame, don't put it up unless you state "no flames". Suck it up.
Happy reading.

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1. A Shame
A Satirical Poem dealing with the analyzing classic novles to death.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 9-28-05

2. Teriffied: Thoughts of the Drowning Maiden reviews
Ever wonder what Ophelia was thinking whilst Hamlet berated her...? Takes place in Act III (I know, not original works, but I don't give a damn)
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-13-04

3. Spiritworld » reviews
Max just wants to be accepted...but you don't always get what you want, especially when your mother is the ruler of the universe. Now, she's been kdinapped. Join him as he hops from dimension to dimension to save her with an odd group...R&R=)
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,255 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-16-04 - Published: 2-18-04

4. Musings of an Infinitely Irritated Ignoramus » reviews
A collection of short stories that makes up the farce that is my life. Dripping with so much sarcasm and bitterness it could virtually be bottled.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,957 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 8-16-03

5. Too Smart reviews
A vignette of sorts. A young girl muses on the grown-ups that discouraged her and the downside of being "too smart".
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-04 - Published: 1-12-04

6. The Door to the Eternal Sands » reviews
COMPLETE! Artie, fed up with her boring life, is taken back 3000 years back in time to Ancient Egypt. The strange thing is, her Bracelet and her bathtub are the two things that create the portal. Will she ever find her way home? Click and find out, then!
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,254 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 2-27-03

7. It's EVIL! reviews
A WAKE-UP CALL FROM A CHRISTIAN HARRY POTTER FANATIC! (yeah, I know, this is supposed to be my own writings, but this isn't a fanfiction, so I didn't know where to put it; just read it, won't you? R&R)
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-31-03 - Published: 5-31-03

8. I Have No Fear reviews
PG for one mild swear word. There was a Chinese rebellion in the 1900’s somewhere around there, and a boy stood in front of a tank for his rights. This is a short story on his thoughts. It’s not as boring as it sounds, just give me a chance! R AND R M
Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-27-03 - Published: 4-27-03

9. The Greatest Gift reviews
A short story about a Jewish girl's first day of school just after WWII. Please give this a chance! PG for usage of big confusing words (this was a literature assignment) and one swear
Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-27-03 - Published: 4-27-03

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