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Author has written 25 stories for General, Fantasy, and Romance. NEW: I have a blog! The new, easier way of checking up on the status of any stories of mine you may have taken a fancy to ;) Click HERE to access! (Or type in: http://trmpetplaya1-on-fictionpress.blogspot.com/) Now you don't have to sift through my messy profile, and I can tidy it up a bit. Please refer to the blog for future updates, longer story summaries, extra info, and anything else relating to the subject! I write because I like it. I don't write (read: procrastinate) because it drains me and I am lazy and do not like to be drained. But every once and a while a plot wallaby will take such a strong hold of me and threaten to become a plot kangaroo - or worse, a plot baby seal; so cute - that I must get it out or suffer the consequences. Reviewer death threats seem to do the trick, too. As an "update on my life outside the realm of writingness", I am going back to school! Yes, ladies and possibly gents, this fall I shall be pursuing a higher degree of education which will hopefully one day translate into lots and lots of money! So if there are not updates in the next three school years, you know what to blame. Whether you need a pick-me-up or just a good ol' fashioned review, check us out at the Roadhouse! I'm a part-time bartender :) The Artists Formerly Known as "Stories" Ain't Nothin' But a Number: (ON HIATUS) For complete story info and news on future updates, please check the blog. 99 Problems: (ON-GOING) For complete story info and news on future updates, please check the blog. Friend-4-Hire: (SUSPENDED) For complete story info and news on future updates, please check the blog. A Romance of Life ((Abstract)): (DELETED) The Poetry: Oh, please, for the love of all that is good and decent do not read my poetry. If you do, you must promise not to laugh. Okay, so you can laugh, I just don't want to know. Constructive crit. is always welcome, but I only keep them up because they remind me where I came from, as well as why I should never ever consider quitting my day job. That being said, you have been warned. RAYOR (read at your own risk!) On second or third thought, just don't read them at all. Still can't bring myself to delete them, just like I can't bring myself to not shudder every time I read them. | |||||||||||
1. 99 Problems » reviewsBetween broken-down cars, feline attacks, anti-teenager cops, and stolen kisses, I have more than enough on my proverbial plate. This arch nemesis of mine isn't helping, either...Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 274 - Updated: 6-15-09 - Published: 6-9-082. Ain't Nothin' But A Number » reviewsThere's no law that says you can't have a crush on your brother's best friend. Well, your brother might strongly object but brothers can be dealt with. The main problem is when it's your YOUNGER brother's best friend... A new twist on an old cliche.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,596 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 6-15-08 - Published: 3-12-063. Wine and Ramen reviewsoneshot Ah, 21, that blessed age. Now to buy my special expensive bottle of wonderfulness. Never mind the fact that I'll be living off ramen for a while. It's worth it. But wait. What's HE doing here? And isn't that...? Aw, hecks naw.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-29-07 - Published: 3-29-074. Friend 4 Hire » reviews“Bored this summer? In need of some major hang-out time? For an hourly fee, you, yes, YOU can hire a friend! Call now! (Fee to be discussed later.)” Ah, the things we mortals do for money...Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 12-30-045. Life and dreams and junk reviewsFreewrite No. 1 "Life and dreams and junk/all too much crap to think about..."General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-056. Nothing reviewsAnother one of my semi-depressing poems. (or at least, that's how I felt at the time.)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-27-02 - Published: 1-27-027. Turmoil reviewsI was feeling a little confused. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-02 - Published: 1-27-028. Upward Fall reviewsJust a little poem I wrote for Creative Writing. It was for a beatnik thing, but it's not really beatnik. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-02 - Published: 1-22-029. Why I Hate Love Poetry reviewsJust what the title says. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-8-01 - Published: 11-8-0110. If I Said reviewsJust another of my poems.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-21-01 - Published: 7-21-0111. See Me reviewsJust another one of my high school poems...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-27-01 - Published: 5-27-0112. Your World reviewsSomething I wrote back in the day. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-21-01 - Published: 4-21-0113. Puzzled reviewsI wrote this because I often feel much like the title: Puzzled. Please read! ^_^General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-12-01 - Published: 4-12-0114. Lost reviews*sigh* there are WAY too many cliques at my school...but they're really good for poem insperations! ^_^General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-31-01 - Published: 3-31-0115. A Note reviewsOne of my band inspirations. I was sitting there, playing the warm up, when this idea for a poem just came to me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-22-01 - Published: 3-22-0116. The Trumpet reviewsA poem dedicated to my wonderful, beautiful, trumpet. Yay. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-22-01 - Published: 3-22-0117. questions reviewsInspired by the Matrix back when I watched it for the first time so long ago. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-18-0118. Ocean of Darkness reviewsJust some thoughts I've had. Real symbolistic.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-18-0119. If Only You Knew reviewsGeez, I'm on a poem kick. Kinda sad, but very true.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-18-0120. The Dream reviewsA dream I had last night. *sigh* I wish it was real...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-18-0121. A Bout of Nostalgia reviewsJust like the title. [edited 2007.1.31]General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-18-0122. Storm reviewsA young girl, Storm, must find out who, or what she is, and the challenges that lie ahead. MAJOR fantasy, taking place on an alternate world. Enjoy! ^_^Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-01 - Published: 3-11-0123. The Outsider reviewsVery depressing beginning, but the ending is nice. Hope you like it!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-01 - Published: 1-28-01