Crazy In 88
Yeah, this name makes sense for me. It's my birthyear, plus I got a tatoo that says "Crazy In 88". Yipee! I kinda stole it from "Crazy 88", since ya'll know how much I love Tarantino films. If he was a teddy bear, he'd need new stuffing by now.
AgE
20 going on 80
HoBbIeS
Writing, listening to KoRN and Manson and making small talk about JAPAN
EnJoYs
People who believe in Big Brother and like Japanese culture. Privacy and... things that are legal in Amsterdam...
NeW PrOjEcTs
Now, I can't tell too much, what with "intellectual property" law and all. Come on now! We're all writers. We're all paranoid about plagerism so let's just sever the chain right here, build some trust and honor...
It's very simple; if you steal my work and slap your name on it, my sixth sense will be alerted, at which point I will hunt you down and kill you.
If you need help, a baseline for a story or inspiration, that's cool, but be careful. I don't joke about infringement.
NeW PrOjEcTs
The Untouchables
... This is a series of sagas and storylines centered around 40 different superheroes of my own design. I like superheroes, okay. This is a guilty pleasure that even the "coolest" people have. I got sick of Marvel and DC monopolizing the superhero industry and created my own little mash-up, which was originally intended for my eyes only.
(I've postponed the above title due to... let's just say... time. Too much to type... if you wish to see it, you must contact me... muahaha!)
That said, expect an "M" rating attatched.
We've got an Ice-man, a Pyro, a Flash, an Avatar (Ang-- watch Nick sometimes), and plenty more I can't come up with comparisons for. It should be up by February or March, so seriously look out for it.
It's good. :)
Tensho
I saw Basilisk and turned green. So, I decided to take a stab at the war. It's kinda like a historical story. At the same time, there's action, tragedy, betrayal, sex, revenge, and all the thing we otaku love. So far I only have one chapter and like 50 characters, so if you have the time and attention span, check it out!
The Alchemist: This is to all the people who want to see something cool done with alchemy! I liked Full Metal Alchemist, but the story line is predictable and my ears bleed when I hear the theme song. Plus, Al's like 12. No romantic implacations besides the fanartists who have fun with yaoi relationships. So, in THIS story, the main character's name is Gregor, a 20 something alchemist in hiding. A former theif, he's no cookie-cutter genious. He has fun with his experiments, until he forgets the secret of alchemy and winds up trapped in another demension. There, he meets a fey witch, who helps him out of curiosity, all the while being chased by people who want the secret from him, and being hated by the puritanical citizens. In the end, he has to choose wether to use his skill as an alternative to God's power, or as proof of it.
The Cursed Anthology
Some of you may have checked out "Immolations of a No-Life King". That was just the beggining. Like Anne Rice I wrote a whole freakin' anthology on vampires. A lot of them aren't finished, but with God on my side I'm hoping I can upload what I have. Here are some of the titles.
Vincent Black: The tragic story of a vampire from the 1600's. His turning, and the woman he fell in love with is reincarnated into his modern life to warm his cold heart...
Lyriel Black : This is a modern-day vampire story, unlike the rest. The son of Vincent Black and half-vampire himself, it's kind of a tradgedy that he's become a bloodsucker. Even more intriguing, his caretaker is a PRIEST! He goes to a prestigious catholic college, where he meets another damphyr. He knows nothing of his father, so when he fins out the truth it's a fiasco.
The Rise Of Dracula: My version of Dracula. He doesn't die, and in fact sends in his bride, Mina, to keep Harker and Helsing at bay. Of course, in time they find the bites on her neck and when the truth comes out, it's not nearly as hectic as most portray it. His mansion, is of course gauche and glamorous, and his powers go beyond mere immortality...
The House of Blood :The Anti-Trinity Blood. That show made me so mad. When is one of them just gonna go classic and bite someone's neck already? Anyhow, this is about what happens when the vampires follow a strict code, and they are led by their Queen, Wilhelmina. Dracula decides to sleep, to leave behind the world that has become decadent. She is supposedly killed by the New Order, the catholic church that tries to overtake the world. This awakes Dracula, who leaves no one to tell the tale of his awakening. He makes war with the government and terrorizes it's denizens with the vampires of the house at his disposal. He is stopped by the plea of a child vampire, but there is no peace.
Wolfbane : I liked wolf's rain, and this is kind of like the stories of the werewolves, since all people ever do is make senseless horror flicks about them. In this version, the wolves were created by the bite of a vampire, and this story is still a fantasy, but more realistic than most others. It tells about the temporary peace, the war, and the lovers (one vampire, one wolf) who end the war when they are found out.
The Immortal Crossing : I felt bad I left Japan behind to write about vampires, so in this story I mixed them! It is about a vampire named Aren, who gets bored with being treated like a prince, so he travels and Japan catches his eye, because it's unlike anything he's ever seen. There he meets a beautiful giesha, a mystic, a blind warrior and a contrite shinobi. Of course, he scares many of the people and when the truth is discovered it all turns bloody gruesome...
Mile End : I forget to mention this one earlier. These are stories of the paranormal events that took place in Mile End long ago. I made them all up (duh) but it is true that a lot of freaky sht happened there. I've been reading journals of the Van Helsings and if such a thing existed, they pretty much freakin' infested that town in the 1800's. Don't have a lot done, but when I get around to more I promise you won't be dissapointed. :)
Gothic: I wasn't sure how I wanted to do this. So far it's just a treatment. It's a story about this warlock, who has employed his magic to make himself immortal. He's been alive since the 1400's, hence the title. Beyond that, he's very dark and wears mainly black, gray and white. He lives in a gothic architecture mansion with his wife, a talented wiccan also. Together, every sixth year, on the sixth month, they gather six friends, whom they sacrifice for their own immortality. It started as an idea for a horror, but you can tell I made quite a workload for myself.
Sweet Melancholy
I seem to have good relations with some people from Deviant Art. It's a cool site and if you're lookin' for inspiration, you'll find it there. This story was inspired by some of those paintings. It's about a group of people, completely unrelated, who fall into an alternate reality through their dreams. Touched by hypnos himself, they find their way through this world easily, and soon discover things that change them as people- forever. I got tired of writing about death and damnation and all that dark stuff, and even though this has its tragic side, it's much less cut and dry. Look for it soon!
Crazy Schoolgirls: I know, I know. How many stories have I written about high school already? I hated my experience, who else? Well, this particular title is supposed to be a series. It's about these schoolgirls (mainly juniors and seniors, so none of that childish stuff) who team up to reak havok all year long on the school. Pranks on the principal and teachers. But not just any pranks...juicy pranks. In one, they actually put the perverted teachers on blast by splicing the unseen camera footage onto the school news! They even expose the principal's relationship with a teacher, and his illigetimate child. It only gets better, and it only gets posted when I find it! I know, big letdown right? No worries, I'll have it on here soon enough. Bet on it.
Deep Sixxed: I just read over it. It makes me laugh. It's not that bad, but I used the male vampire's name in another story in The Cursed Anthology and I forgot all about it. I can just let my readers think it was coincidence and it's the same guy...That is so funny to me. Hansel is to me what Lestat is to Anne Rice, making guest appearances in every other one of her stories. I don't know how much I'll write, but I'll throw you guys a bone on that one. I didn't intend to finish it, but I just might...
UPDATES
Naka Ima: I didn't forget you guys! I'm working on a new chapter and it SHOULD be up in a few days...
Tensho: Be patient. I know I have no fans for this quite yet, and this is probably because this story is a PROJECT. By that I mean it'll take TIME I'll never get back. I plan on making it a historical novel. I use my outlines as a base for my stories, and I barely got through the whole outline last night. I'd say you'll see more in a few weeks, to be safe.
The Immortal Crossing: I am trying to get a handle on this one as well. I only have about two chapters done, but here's the kicker- I stopped separating my stories by chapter. Yeah. And I'll have to do that before I can even attempt to post this...
Wonderland: I bet you weren't expecting to hear about any more of that one, huh? Yes, I shocked you! Actually, I did write like 10 more chapters (the old fashioned way, with a pen and paper), but unfortunately they blew away to the uncertain winds of nowhere. Lucky for my fans, I remember the gist of the final chapters, so I will be working on it... Dear lord my writing style sucked! The cussing would've been cool if it wasn't so fucking verbose! You'll definitely see a change in style, and I'll probably fix, and edit what I posted, then fix it some more. I sounded like a freakin' kid trying to cuss. +Hits head with fist+ Terrible writer of the past, you better die horribly and never come back... What was I thinking?!
Shutup and Drive: Rihanna is a theiving bitch! Anyways, I just looked over the story, and unlike most of my old stuff, it's not beyond fixing. I remember why I wrote it, to break up the monotony with all of my manga/vampire stories. To lighten the mood, to be comical! So, I should be putting more of it up within a few days to a month...
I know I've been on haitus for a while, so if you have any stories you want me to update or finish, just email or message me. Speaking of messages, I appreciate any reviews I get (I really do. I LIVE for recognition), but I also need critism. And please don't review me just to get them back. That's missing the whole point.
COMING SOMETIME IN THIS LIFE...
(I'm just being honest... I'm lazy...)
The Cohorts
Ever wish that the Japanese had given in just a tad on the whole "honor" and "decency" thing? Well, in this new miniseries, they will. Meet Hitomo and Iemaru, two over-privilaged stoners who live in Daiba. With no need to find work, the two spend their time partying with their girlfiriends and hatching fully-baked schemes in their luxury mansion on the beach.
I'm currently trying to relocate ALL of what I wrote towards this story, hence the setback, hence the warning. Believe me, I wanted to see this one posted and finished as much if not more than all of you...
You privaledged people, with your rich parents buying you laptops, you write your stuff on Word. Me, I have to go around scraping bark off of trees and plucking feathers from innocent birds and using plants to make ink! No, lol... but I really don't own my own laptop (yet). I can hear the "aha's" echoing around me. Yeah. I walk around with my trademark shoulder bag and 4 inch binders filled to the brim with paper. I'm a writer, not a typist (and yet I type well).
Well, watchers, time to become readers!
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