Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, Life, and Love. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well hello there, all you interesting chaps and chapesses!! It is I, Raine!!!! You all should know who I am, of course, as I am incredibly cool and brilliant and stuff. *ahem* *cough cough* Yes.
WELL, ANYWAY ...
I may be an amazingly funny person, stop laughing you twits, *giggle*, but that does not mean in the LEAST that you can make fun of me!!!!!!!!! Okay???? Good. Righto. Brilliant, chaps and chapesses! Don't even ASK what I'm talking about, I REALLY have no idea.
Well, in that case, allow me to tell you a little bit about myself.
I am Canadian. That is NO grounds whatsoever to tease me about "eh" because as a matter of fact it IS in the dictionary! What do you think about THAT, eh?
Ha. Ha.
I am PHEEMAYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Female, you twits. That is just my fancy way of spelling it. *ahem* *cough cough* Yes. Now anyway, I am a girl.
By the way, I speak with a British/Australian accent, even though I am Canadian. Don't ask why, I just do. All the time. Don't even rightly know why myself, but that's life, eh?
Ha. Ha.
Yes yes, good good. *ahem* *cough cough* Yes. Now anyways, I am NOT going to give away my age, but I AM a teenager, I'll give you that.
Note: SMOKING AND DRUGS AND UNDERAGE DRINKING ALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
All you druggies and smokers and drunks, PLEASE exit my biography IMMEDIATELY!!!! Yes, that's right, evacuate the premises!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!! I will NOT have any druggies or smokers or drunks staring at my eccentric personality excessively!!!!!!
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*ahem* *cough cough* Yes.
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Now, what else is there to say?
You already know that I am crazy, insane, hyper, and full of sugar. Even though I've only had three chocolate bars. That's quite a small amount for me. I am a very attractive young lady!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't mind me, I'm just ranting.
*ahem* *cough cough* Yes.
Now ... OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, update here people: I need title ideas for Sea Green Eyes. I want to change the name to something more ... fitting. So, any suggestions? Oh, and also, a question: Should I, or should I not, write a sequel to Sea Green Eyes? Suggestions as to how it starts!!!! Need!!!! Yes.
*gasp* OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ALMOST forgot about mentioning my WONDERFUL friends here, but thankfully enough, they have whacked me around the head to remind me, and this is quite un-violent for them. Oh yes it is, stop pestering me, you twits.
Two of my good mates live in Britain and I love them both. Three cheers for Sarah and Rach!!!!!!!!!
My absolutely WONDERFUL friends, Meaghan and Gillian, are helping me to write these stories, especially Meaghan. She has been absolutely brilliant with helping me write, giving me ideas, and transforming my thoughts into words. SHE IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now go and read all of my stories.
Love you all,
Ciao ciao,
Cheerio,
Toodleoo,
Ta-ta,
Au revoir,
Sayonara,
BYE,
Luv, Me.
Shire
One Ring
Raine an Frodo
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PS - I also write funny stories on FanFiction.net under the same name. *wink wink* *nudge nudge* Go on then. Take the incredibly huge hint I've left you with and read my stories. ALL! ALL ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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