Once upon a time, I said I didn't have much to post. Only, there was a lot more than I thought there would be, so I'm changing this somewhat. By now you've been exposed to the vast majority--if not all, I don't really remember--of The Muses. They're so awesome they get capital letters.

Anyway. Should you read through everything and find yourself desperate for more fiction with our pretty basket cases, I suggest wandering over to Seirei Ishtar's account. She's my partner in crime :D

Oh, and a warning...

"PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."

Mark Twain said this, and I should warn you that it'll probably apply to most everything I post here.

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1. Everyday Chaos »

Vengeful gods. Chaos. Destruction. Explosions, falling buildings, crushed civilians… It’s just another Monday at C.E.S.T.U.S.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08

2. Stand Up Eight »

Sequel to Best Form Of Revenge...The ordeal he went through ended months ago, but the memories cling and refuse to let him be. Then, to make matters worse, Rayce stumbles across something that he never should have seen in the first place.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-14-08 - Published: 4-7-08

3. China Dress

Catering to his whims is always more of a hassle than anything else.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08

4. Nightmare

How do you make nightmares stop? It's not an easy question to answer.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 11-24-07

5. Best Form of Revenge » reviews

Katherine had sentenced him to ten years of agony all because of sibling rivalry. One year breathless, nine voiceless, a punishment typically saved for gods who broke an oath sworn on the river Styx. Oh, she would live to regret that...Complete!

Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-14-07 - Published: 6-30-07

6. Far Too Snow White » reviews

His mother had imagined a beautiful daughter with hair black as ebony, lips red as blood, and skin white as snow...boy, she was in for a surprise.

Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 6-29-07

7. Good Day

There was a bullet in his chest and his blood stained the doorstep...it really wasn't going to be a good day.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-8-07 - Published: 11-8-07

8. Why reviews

It's an age old warning: don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to. What happens when you absolutely must know?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-07 - Published: 11-6-07

9. Bang

The chase, the fear, the pain...it felt great. It made him feel alive.

Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-26-07

10. Totally Righteous reviews

What happens when the questions Osiris's judges were required to ask are turned back on him? Well...it's really annoying, for starters.

Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-07

11. Ugly Half Truths

Alex had heard stories of people who snapped out of the blue. People who went postal. Bonkers. Totally crazy. And for no reason whatsoever. Only...she would have an excuse, right?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-19-07

12. Unorthodox reviews

There weren't flowers or candlelit dinners, oh no. They had brawls on the living room floor over trivial arguments, and vodka.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 5-5-07

13. Little Red

Yet another version of Little Red Riding Hood, only with a sulky teenage godking and a pretty jackal instead of a wolf. Be warned, thar be gayness ahead! It's also craptastic!

Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 4-17-07

14. Too Much Information reviews

To quote: This story is based on an actual dream about an infected Prince Albert located in scenic Jordan's Penis. If that doesn't capture your interest, nothing will.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-15-07 - Published: 4-15-07

15. OCPD reviews

Blake fruitlessly attempts to figure out what's wrong with Rayce, while fishboy attempts to defeat the might Cinnabon without utensils.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-07

16. Underworld reviews

Rayce traipses through the Greek underworld and almost gets eaten by Cerberus. Fun, no?

Complete - Mythology - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07

17. What About England? reviews

Random crack concerning sandwiches, loony bins, and weird gods.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07

18. Monologue

Cowardice is overcome, and it's determined that you don't try to withhold money from someone who won a bet.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07

19. Game of Life

Board games with this group of people were never boring, despite the name.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 3-15-07