Call me, "HEP!"

Age: 21 (as of right now)

Fav Bands: "Maximum the Hormone, AFI, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rammstein, SR-71, Linkin Park, Blue October, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Jimmy Eat World, Gorillaz, and Bare Naked Ladies."

--Fav Anime-- "Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, Clannad, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, FLCL, Trigun, Azumanga Diaoh, Naruto, Get Backers, Samurai Champloo, Paranoia Agent,...etc.

--Fav Cartoons-- "The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, etc."

--Fav TV -- "Dexter, House, Monty Python's Flying Circus, etc."

--Fav Quotes--

-"We only take American money; our money's made of drugs."

-"She died of loneliness... loneliness and rabies."

-"Gays don't throw up, they're very clean people, and always have been ever since they moved to this country from France."

-"Yes, let's double their pleasure."

-"Gentlemen, behold--- corn!!!"

-"I'm going to punch you in your ovaries."

-"Yyyyyeah... I made a touchdown."

-"Meeeeeeeee... Meeeeee... MEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

-"Walker told me that I have AIDS"

-"Look at those fools on land. They will never know the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight."

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1. Untitled for a Reason » reviews

Skitzo? Yeah! Crazy? Oh yeah! Arrogant? Damn straight! Delusional? Nothing but! My Girlfriend? Because she said so. God help me! He seriously made 4 real chapters? BTW, get past the first one, people. There's MORE to the story, if you can call it that.

Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-9-08 - Published: 8-2-06

2. DE College for the Gifted and Violent » reviews

The School... not normal. The Students... worse. Live the life of a group of friends who are trying to survive this University of the Crazed and Abnormal. Chapter 7 UP! LONG HIATUS OVER! R&R PG13 for V,L

Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 12-1-04

3. Thankful reviews

Latethanksgiving fic. Everyone has something to be thankful for. He has something he's thankful for... even though it might burn his house down. Eat the rest of your leftovers, world... I know you've got some!

Complete - Manga - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-25-06 - Published: 11-25-06

4. with a side of » reviews

(12oz Mouse insipred) I enjoy summaries. Summaries are like shortened versions of this- this summary that is. Kittens are evil- T for violence, maybe language, maybe insanity, maybe drug use, maybe because I said so. I'm locked in my room. Help.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 12-31-05

5. FYU Inc » reviews

A twisted, yet bumbling group of mercenaries create a Gun for Hire business to weed out the evils of the world for a price. Rated R for SL, V, and obvious lack of compassion with twisted humor and scenes that are just plain wrong.

Manga - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 8-4-04