Wow, it's been a long time since I did anything here at all... Well, in the words of Matt... I'M EVIL! GOOLHEY GOOLHEY!!!!!34!11!1233223@!21!faps98

Anyway. I'm Jillian, fourteen, Slytherin/Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw from Hillbillyville, Illinois, aspiring to marry my ruk ster lovers and live in a commune home with them, a JEWish Leprechaun, and a moody but sexy hotpocket in George, Washington. There I will write, draw, and be on the internet all day long, when I am not playing tambourine for or helping to produce the band. At nights I'll alternate between Matt, Luke, Aub, Char's, and my own harem floors. Buring the summer I'll live across the hall from Luke in his apartment buildings in New York.

Uhhuh.

Hogwarts Code V1.0: CHDr++++++ CHHr++++ CHGi+++++++++ CHR---/+++++ CHLu++++ Bpoa++++ HG++/- HH+++++ HR+++++ HS++++++/- "Jiwwy" "Big Machine" "Draco Veritas" ff.n++++ WDr.Hr++ WR.Glle++++++ WDr.Gi+++++++ WH.Hr+ WR.H+++ WGi.Glle+++ p+ Sf14 FL Lil.us-- C++++PC

Quotes of the Moment as I am bored!:
"I liked that story because it started off with an insult, and ended with me getting laid. *nods solemnly*" --Maff
"Like, at first I was low profile with the guitaring, but then I got better and people heard me, and everything was like, hey man, rrrrawk on, shred me to uranus and back!" --Aub
"I have met the right..man..ish. She just lacks manlike qualities." --Char
"Yeah, I'm tired. And existance as a whole is utterly pathetic. But I'm chipper, really!" --Luke

"I violently dislike you. I just thought you should know that." --Ginny, Draco Sinister
"No. I mean, come on, this box has the word 'death' etched on it. It says it belongs to the dark places. Now if it had a nice little placard saying 'This is an Orgasmatron' on it, I'd be the first to try your basic button-push approach, but what with the death and the darkness and -" --Ron, Draco Sinister
"The other night I dreamt that Draco and I... *catches Ron's look* Uh, it wasn't Draco, in fact it wasn't me either. It was my friend Sue's dream and she doesn't remember it...although just out of curiosity, how much do you think silk sheets cost?" --Ginny, Draco Sinister
"'Boys, take this, your only chance, to wear a Tiara on your bean, Unless of course you're Sirius Black, Every day he is a queen!' (From the audience, there was a stifled shriek, but the Tiara continued smoothly onwards.)" -- The Rocky Harry Potter Show
"I've lost virginities I didn't even know I had!" --Draco, The Rocky Harry Potter Show
"Okay. By now you should have figured out that we are, in fact, screwing with you. Yes, we played you like a five cent kazoo!! Voldemort isn't really Astrid's father, and Astrid doesn't really know Obi-Wan Kenobi. Though she really wishes she did. Because he has a really nice ... padawan braid. Yeah…" --Harry Potter and Something-Or-Other
".... hee hee ... shuntbump. That sounds dirty." -- Harry Potter and Something-Or-Other
"It's like I'm talking to a monkey... A really stupid monkey named Chance...." --Tom Riddle, Years of the Snake
"*squeak* I... but... but I... I studied! And you! —You didn't! You never studied! Did you even do your- oh! Oh!! You didn't even do your homework! That just... I- *angry snort* … I have to go hex someone." --Willow, Years of the Snake
"One more cheap jibe out of you, and your hand will be waving goodbye to its best friend." --Harry, Snitch!
"Who would have thought it ... Harry Potter ... a complete slut! I could keep you in my flat, feed you crackers and have my wicked way with you!" --Draco, Snitch!
Remus: "You don’t know what you’re doing." Ginny: "Then show me." -- Chainless Soul

You should go read those fics right now! They're cooler than me.