Why hello there,
Since I hate talking about myself too much, I'm just going to describe myself as a sick and twisted person who enjoys many things, one of which is reading and reviewing good fiction coughmostlyyaoicough. So if you don't update my favourite stories reasonably quickly, I will hunt you down with a mob of angry and rabid screaming fangirls possessing various weapons of torture and poke you until you finish more chapters. Anyways, I will give my opinion on various things if asked, since I love how people want my constructive criticism and opinion, which isn't actually worth that much. Anyways, keep on writing and updating and there should be no need to fear the rabid fangirls. Now that's out of the way I guess you can go back to your rescheduled program, I mean, normal lives, lol...
Anyways, if you just want to talk or something, don't be afraid to IM me or send me an email or something. Although come to think of it I might not always be on (I live somewhere far from the rest of the world, New Zealand) and I might not be sane at times, but the gods know I do need more likeminded friends. Oh, and I do tend to ramble...
Why are you still here? I thought I finished rambling ages ago...don't make me hunt you down with my horde of fangirls...
Random quotes that I like and some I live by:
“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” – Oscar Wilde (yup, that’s me)
“It’s not what you look at, but what you see.” – Henry Thoreau
“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.” – Oscar Wilde
“Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.” – Confucius
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle
“No great genius has existed without some touch of madness.” – Aristotle
“I’m fat, lazy and cynical.” – Garfield, Jim Davis (and damn proud of it!)
Edit: It's been a while since I've felt like reading normal fiction, so I had no idea this Beta Reader ever came up. Anyways, I'm not much of a writer, so I don't think there's any way I can register. Still, I'm happy to beta for anyone as long as I'm fine with the piece, and if they want me to...
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