Instead of giving information about my self I'll just write questions to puzzle over during class and other free time
Why is it that when they have all that space to fully write out biography over there, but they only write Bio:?
Why not use abbreviations for everything else too?
Why are the letters on the keyboard in this order?
Why aren't shoe sizes constant?
Why is the t over the g and not the h?
Why are different computer speakers different shapes and sizes?
Why are there so many different color tissue boxes?
Would you get a special one that mathced your eyes?
If singers really have that much money than why does it matter if we all only bought one cd and then burn it?
Why are different almanacs different sizes?
Don't they all have like the exact same information?
How do you choose what kind of light switch to use for different lamps?
Why do some keyboards have small delete keys?
Is the spacebar that big to fill up space or what?
How are you supposed to choose what kind of head phones to buy?
Why do so many teachers use red ink to grade tests?
Why not blue ink or something that's less scary?
Why are there so many different kinds of refrigerators when they all do the same thing, refrigerate?
Why are the simpsons so funny?
What is an ICQ number?
Why hasen't anyone made a couch that's stainproof?
Why have a new almanac every year, how many people really notice the difference?
Why are there so many different brands of fruit snacks all amde by the same company?
Aren't all brands of fruit snacks the same thing, fruit snacks? 

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1. I am » reviews

This is a few (but ever growing) bunch of poems about lots of different objects/persons-so far, Mario, envelope, cheesecake, pen, encyclopedia, shoes, earring, chair, cd, keyboard- more coming soon(with reviews)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-1-04 - Published: 1-30-03

2. School Should be, like, shorter

my teacher used a sentance about this topic, and my mind jumped at the proscpect of making a little comic essay

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-30-03 - Published: 10-30-03

3. the tictac box reviews

this is a little essay thingy about my tic-tac box

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-17-03 - Published: 3-17-03

4. random poems reviews

These are just poems I wrote in my free time(during class) they're mostly pretty funny

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-19-03 - Published: 2-19-03