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Author has written 24 stories for Haiku, Love, Humor, General, Life, Friendship, Mystery, Fantasy, Fable, Work, and Family. Things I enjoy: Swimming in questionable waters, making dolls for the objects of my obsessions, gluing googly-eyes to my friends' things, not blogging. Things I do not enjoy: Deabilitating seriousness, making profiles. P.S. All of your criticism will be disregarded when it comes to poetry. Which is great for you, because I only have one piece of prose on here and no one ever reads that. | |||||||
1. Sonnet No 10 Bread Loaf Writer's ConferenceI went to Bread Loaf Writer's Conference for two days in Vermont. It was kinda dumb. Most of this poem also applies to Iowa Young Writer's bla-bla.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-06 - Published: 7-22-062. Sonnet No 9 reviewsI like this one a whole lot.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-063. Sonnet No 7 reviewsIt's about my cat. He has debonair.Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-064. Sonnet No 6 reviewsAnother sonnet.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-065. Sonnet No 3 reviewsI wish I could practise what I preach.Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-066. Sonnet No 2It's a little convoluted.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-067. Sonnet No 1 reviewsA little poem about the fluffy writers.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 6-22-068. Memory Plot reviewsMy memories of growing up in NYC.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-069. Writing Paper reviewsI've always thought that paper with handwritten notes looks really nice. P.S. It's a sonnet!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0610. The Anorexia Song reviewsI want to think of a better title.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-0611. Haiku about Haiku » reviewsTake these with a grain of salt. Rated T for language.Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 130 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 259 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 4-30-0312. Stars reviewsAndromeda falls to earth and sees the various plants of the Absaroka mountains. Written as a NOLS presentation.Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-0513. Meet Tiamat: My Writing At Age Nine reviewsThis is my writing when I was nine years old. It's both humorous and horrible. Enjoy to the best of your abilities.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-0514. Literal Legends » reviewsTurning 19th century literature on its head.Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-16-0515. Piano reviewsIt's not about music.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-0516. City Poems reviewsPoems I write about my hometown, New York City.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 5-15-0517. People » reviewsA collection of short, free-verse poems about people I see.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 5-5-0518. My Sweet Geometry reviewsA ballad about my love for myself and geometry. Also, this poem has won me about $275.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-0519. Our Flaws reviewsFashion designers and psychoanalysts have too much in common.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-0520. Color reviewsA poem about the color red.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 1-6-0521. Destroying The Senses reviewsA sonnet about killing the six senses.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 9-20-0422. The English Language reviewsA poem about the English language.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-0423. To The Nerd reviewsA little love poem I wrote for a special kind of nerd.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-0424. A Valentine's Day Poem reviewsA gruesome valentine's day poem for the horror lover.Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-04