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Simulacra
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since: 11-21-02, id: 297611
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Author has written 24 stories for Haiku, Love, Humor, General, Life, Friendship, Mystery, Fantasy, Fable, Work, and Family.

Things I enjoy: Swimming in questionable waters, making dolls for the objects of my obsessions, gluing googly-eyes to my friends' things, not blogging.

Things I do not enjoy: Deabilitating seriousness, making profiles.

P.S. All of your criticism will be disregarded when it comes to poetry. Which is great for you, because I only have one piece of prose on here and no one ever reads that.




1. Sonnet No 10 Bread Loaf Writer's Conference
I went to Bread Loaf Writer's Conference for two days in Vermont. It was kinda dumb. Most of this poem also applies to Iowa Young Writer's bla-bla.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-22-06 - Published: 7-22-06
2. Sonnet No 9 reviews
I like this one a whole lot.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-06
3. Sonnet No 7 reviews
It's about my cat. He has debonair.
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-21-06
4. Sonnet No 6 reviews
Another sonnet.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-06
5. Sonnet No 3 reviews
I wish I could practise what I preach.
Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06
6. Sonnet No 2
It's a little convoluted.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06
7. Sonnet No 1 reviews
A little poem about the fluffy writers.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 6-22-06
8. Memory Plot reviews
My memories of growing up in NYC.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
9. Writing Paper reviews
I've always thought that paper with handwritten notes looks really nice. P.S. It's a sonnet!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
10. The Anorexia Song reviews
I want to think of a better title.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06
11. Haiku about Haiku » reviews
Take these with a grain of salt. Rated T for language.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 130 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 259 - Updated: 12-5-05 - Published: 4-30-03
12. Stars reviews
Andromeda falls to earth and sees the various plants of the Absaroka mountains. Written as a NOLS presentation.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05
13. Meet Tiamat: My Writing At Age Nine reviews
This is my writing when I was nine years old. It's both humorous and horrible. Enjoy to the best of your abilities.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05
14. Literal Legends » reviews
Turning 19th century literature on its head.
Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 7-16-05
15. Piano reviews
It's not about music.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-05
16. City Poems reviews
Poems I write about my hometown, New York City.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-05 - Published: 5-15-05
17. People » reviews
A collection of short, free-verse poems about people I see.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 5-5-05
18. My Sweet Geometry reviews
A ballad about my love for myself and geometry. Also, this poem has won me about $275.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-05 - Published: 5-8-05
19. Our Flaws reviews
Fashion designers and psychoanalysts have too much in common.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05
20. Color reviews
A poem about the color red.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 1-6-05
21. Destroying The Senses reviews
A sonnet about killing the six senses.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-04 - Published: 9-20-04
22. The English Language reviews
A poem about the English language.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-18-04 - Published: 9-18-04
23. To The Nerd reviews
A little love poem I wrote for a special kind of nerd.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-04
24. A Valentine's Day Poem reviews
A gruesome valentine's day poem for the horror lover.
Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-04
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