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| Sylvia Ann Elliot |
Author has written 23 stories for Fantasy, Fantasy, General, Love, Life, Politics, Haiku, Manga, Horror, Humor, Fable, Spiritual, and General. All About Me Name: Sylvia/Chrissy Gender: Figure it out, genius. Age: 17 Location: Saint Louis, Missouri Appearence: *points to the avatar in the upper right corner* Like that, only, y'know, cooler. Sign: Aries Addictions: Chocolate, reading, writing, poetry, fictionpress.com, email, computers in general Musical Preferences: I like loud music, like Papa Roach, Rammestein, and System of a Down. I also like artistic music like Ludo, Evanescence, and Story of the Year. I like music with sexy voices, like Koshi Inaba of B'z, and...nope, that's it. Just Koshi. Other: I am naive enough to believe that my Prince will come someday. And I don't care. *sticks out tongue at realists*. Random Thought: People say that a million monkeys banging away on typewriters will eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare. And I have to wonder: How did these monkeys escape from the zoo? Who gave them these typewriters? And most importantly, do they know how to use spell-check? Author's Note Most people will tell you which of their stories to review. I won't. I write in many different genres, and I don't know what you like. So read their descriptions below and pick whichever sounds the most interesting to you. I love my flash fiction just as much as my stories, too, ya know. They feel lonely sometimes... I sincerely try to write long, informative, helpful reviews, but sometimes I find it impossible to write more than the stereotypical "wow that was good." Some of the poems/stories up here are like meringues- fun to eat, but not much there to comment on. Nevertheless, if I read your story, I will review, and I will try to give a well-rounded critique. So far, I've submitted over 280 signed reviews. I firmly believe that a review should be about you, not me. So I won't say thank you for your kind review, you should read my story ABC, or this is why I had character X kill character Y. I'll write you an email if I feel the need to justify my writing. If you want me to read a particular one of your stories, write me an email. If it's anything vaguely in my genre, I'll read and review it. And on that note, I won't touch it unless it's got something magical or sci-fi-y about it. I don't care about how two modern day teens fall in love, or how character Z survived the Black Plague. Sorry, I just don't care. Constructive criticism is always appreciated. If you liked my writing, tell me what you liked so that I can continue using that element. January 14, 2006: I realize that I haven't been on FictionPress in any real sense for almost six months now. All I can say is that I've been going through some weird stuff at home, and I had my computer (which I used to write on) taken away. But now; now I shall slowly venturing back into the world of writing, in the guise of Creative Writing class homework. My muse has not been happy with me lately. Muse: I have an awesome idea for a sequel to Kitty Cat Fangs! Me: Mmph. Muse: Or how's this for an idea: (complicated actions take place in Necromancer). Me: Urm. Muse: Or, we could completely rewrite Winddancer and try to fix the plotholes I see looming ahead... Me: You know, no matter how much you bug me, I can't write without a computer. Muse: FINE! BE THAT WAY! *stalks off and leaves Sylvia without inspiration for living* | |||||
1. Georgie Porgie, Butterfly reviewsGeorgie Porgie was an average buttefly with a rather stupid name. So he set out on a quest to change all that.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-062. Gone reviewsAnd I snapped the phone shut/Cutting off your voice/I couldn't afford hesitation.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-13-063. Copper Fishhook reviewsI found a copper fishhook with your name on it/And I wondered if this was what my sister used to bait you.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-13-064. The Legend of the Mother Who Would Not Die reviewsMaternal protection goes beyond the grave.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-27-055. Winddancer » reviewsSyrac Winddancer is being courted by Tarvis Blooddrinker, and pestered by annoying elves who want their sword back. Will she get out with her sanity?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-26-05 - Published: 6-17-056. Necromancer » reviewsIn the beginning there was nothing. And the void divided into nine balls of chaos. So begins the tale of Moria.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-10-057. Burning Lavender reviewsA girl is slowly self-destructing. Rated for mature themes.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-058. A Fairy Tale about Pizza reviewsThis really happened to me, during my job at a random pizzaria. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-20-059. The End of the World reviewsA strange flash fiction personifying each of the ways the World might end.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-0510. The Rant of a Disgruntled Pizzeria Employee reviewsTo sum this rant up, customers are [expletive deleted].Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-18-0511. Monster » reviewsFinished! I got to thinking one day...no one ever writes about the identity problems supernatural children must go through.Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-16-05 - Published: 2-14-0512. Kitty Cat Fangs » reviewsFinished! Neko is a catgirl. Cedric is an enemy soldier. What will happen when Neko becomes obsessed with Cedric?Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,534 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 3-6-0513. Serial Killer reviewsHow does it feel to make that first kill? What is it that drives one to repeat the experience?Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-0514. Anthology of Tankas » reviewsThis is an anthology of tankas I've written. (LIke haiku, but 5-7-5-7-7).Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-16-05 - Published: 2-27-0515. Little Boys Crying in Cellars reviewsChildren are always the ones who suffer for their parents' crimes.Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-11-0516. A Broken Mirror reviewsThis is a collage of weird and scary images. Kinda "The Ring", but less intense.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-20-0417. Recreating Self reviewsReality is imperfect, so just slip away into your own mind and live all your dreams. Rated for brief sexual reference.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-0418. Stolen Soul reviewsWhat if "till death do you part" didn't always apply?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-0419. I'm Not Alright reviewsWhat do you do when you need help, but don't want to ask for it?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-22-0420. Fatal Wounding reviewsKinda depressive...but I've been told that it's one of my best works.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-0421. The Freedom of Music reviewsInspired by wearing headphonesFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-20-0422. A World of Shadows reviewsA short poem about a dark fantasy world.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-17-03
