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1. Ethereal Being reviews

Zombification to the extremification. This should be longer, but I apoligze for the shortness anyway. Perhaps my next serious writing will proove more effort.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 8-7-04

2. A Little Love reviews

A catchy, short limerick about a boy's hobbie in life.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-27-04

3. Morbid Oblige reviews

Uhm, poetry is always about death.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-04 - Published: 7-25-04

4. WWGND?: The Nonpornographic, porno movie reviews

Who needs religion when I've got Star Wars? Instead of praying to God, I'll pray to Chewbacca, but I won't worship him. I'll worship Princess Leia, but only when she wears the bikini.

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-25-04 - Published: 7-25-04

5. I Detest the Ways of the Cricket

Curtesy of BBC's Vorgon Poem Generator

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 7-18-04

6. The Murder of Jiminy Cricket reviews

Who doth thy cricket think thy art?

Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-17-04