When writing "serious" stuff gets me down, I know I can always turn to FictionPress. Here,rules of grammardo not exist. No one will criticize you for shitty prose (or lack of any prose at all) or overuse of dialogue or cliches. Which--on arainy, lazyday--allows so many opportunities. This stuff is my "relaxation writing," but in a weird, embarrassing way I'm actually proud of it.

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1. The Irony of Fate » reviews

His past has been rearranged overnight. He wakes up to a life he doesn't recognize, next to a woman he hates.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-21-07 - Published: 8-9-06

2. Selfish People » reviews

Some jerk makes a bet with his idiot friend that he can sleep with a pretty girl. For this task, he enlists the help of the pretty girl's shrewish roommate. Total lack of decency abounds.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,291 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 3-5-06

3. The Parquet » reviews

We've heard it before. A sexy ballroom dancer with broody blue eyes. An awkward schoolgirl who smokes too much. Lots of cynicism; lots of heat.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,731 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 11-8-05

4. Bobby's and Dick's reviews

I smoke too much. I should stop, really. Enough pamphlets on lung cancer, I ought to stop killing trees and satisfy my mother.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-03 - Published: 10-14-03

5. Estrada reviews

They met at the site of a broken down theater, where in the ill dampness of late September he envisioned summer's beauty. He sat alone all afternoon looking to discover angles for a landscape. Then he saw a woman with an umbrella and he wanted to draw

Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-19-03 - Published: 7-19-03