MOVING TO: The Plush Frog

I'm insane, and I'm strange. also, don't ask me stupid questions, unless you want the answer. And I have a horrid memory, especially with names. ... is there anything else you really need to know?

-Kit

In Love With: Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, RENT, StarWars, DragonRiders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey, Young Wizards series by Diane Duane, etc.

Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/300194/

Deviantart: http://kit55.deviantart.com

Random Quotes: "Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"On the internet no one knows you're a cat." -Me.

-"the voices in my head have voted me off the island"-Unknown

-"Fire burns; water erodes. Say what you will about fire's speed and efficiency, but I've never seen anyone put out a river" -Unknown

-"You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?"" -Unknown

-""And Purva doesn't breathe as deeply around you as she does around me, either. So I'm pretty confident she's at least forty-five percent in love with me," Jack continued. "Which is a lot. And when I'm nice to her and show her I'm thinking of her it rises by about half a percentage point per day.""
-Jack from Jack and Ellis, chapter twenty-seven

-"Of course, when the editorial letter first arrives - oh God, it's a great big huge pile of work and she obviously hated your book after all and you are off to the garden. To eat worms.

Then, as your coping mechanism kicks in and you're sulkily munching on your worms, it occurs to you that she may have had a point about that one thing. And maybe you have an idea to fix it.

At this point the floodgates open and you realise how stupid you've been about so many things, oh so many things, and you rush back into the house and try to assassinate yourself with a teapot for the honour of your family.

Lying on your floor a little concussed, sanity returns. This isn't helping you edit your book. And you kind of need that teapot."
-mistful

-"Imagine if you will what it would be like to wake up and find that you had kittens instead of hands."
-nobleplatypus from This is what my mind does when left to its own devices

-"JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SAURON! GET IN THE CAR!"
-dustthouart

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1. Two Tales »

Jaile works in a gay bar as a drummer, Sethiel is a runaway from the Deep South. This is a story about two friends and the amusing situations they get themselves into. Jai is mine and Sethie belongs to Ferret.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,789 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 5-18-07

2. Promise

A random little poem I wrote, actually for a background to an image, not ever meaning for the poem to ever be read. But the friend the image was for loved the poem so much she requested I write it all out as a proper poem so she could read it all.

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 5-18-07

3. The True History of the Kaeida Universe

The history behind nearly all of my created races, you might find this doesn't coeside with some of the writing already made, but that's because those stories and descriptions aren't up to date.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07

4. Why Be the Same? reviews

a short poem about conformists and being a teenager.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

5. Hunt

a short poem about a hunt, probably between wolves, large cats, or maybe werewolves if you want to get creative.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

6. Gone into Nothing

a short poem pondering about if one were to become nothing after death.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

7. Murder on Oakland Street

a random poem about a murder victem of a vampire

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

8. Repaired Laughter

a short poem in disconnected words and phrases

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

9. Prototype K1X »

A strange girl who doesn't seem quite human turns up in the middle of events that slowly piece together. This story takes on a unique point of view which is never from the main character's actual view but from everyone else.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 7-19-06

10. Kaleidoscope Soul » reviews

a story about three oddball highschoolers, where everything will depend on the very thing everyone else tries to hide so they can fit in: their individually.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 12-14-04

11. Little Writings

A short story about a boy in the future looking back on the world today... beware this isn't any average futuristic story, this future wasn't a happy one.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-14-04

12. Princess Charming » reviews

a sort of spoof on all the Prince Charming things, this is about a Prince looking for the perfect girl... and humor insues...

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 4-1-04

13. Day and Night

an odd poem i came up with, basically about my average day, maybe i'll come up with a song and put it to music.. it'd make a funny song..

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-19-04

14. A Child of Metal » reviews

a new spin on my futuristic stories, a teen going through life as a robot and how that affects the world around her. -2nd chapter up-

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-1-04 - Published: 3-29-04

15. Whitelighters and Punk Music » reviews

(PG13 for mild swearing) (a whitelighter is a type of angel) This is a story being written by my friend Melissa and I, and no Piper is not the Piper from Charms! TT Mel just liked that name!

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-28-04 - Published: 9-4-03

16. It Was Snowing reviews

i haven't written much in a while, so i decided to interentain you with yet another random person's death... whoot...

War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-04 - Published: 1-28-04

17. The Beginnings of Macaxe

I'm writing a little spurt on how humans got to that far away planet and somehow went back in time to get there. just know it's Macaxe that they're on and not Earth

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 9-4-03

18. Power Stones City Style » reviews

Cats with super powers! you'd better believe it! Follow Drake the kitten, through his demanding choices in life, to help or destroy?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-4-03 - Published: 7-11-03

19. For No Apparent Reason reviews

A story for no reason at all... i just felt like writing something stupid.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-03 - Published: 8-12-03

20. Doidame reviews

This is bascially a reaction to a teacher I just met... and hate, already. Based in the future, in a very wild school.. just plain funny

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-23-03 - Published: 7-23-03

21. View on Life reviews

A view on life... in a poem.. yeaa... it gets you thinking.. hopefully.. yep... thats it.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-03 - Published: 7-22-03

22. The Maxie Stories » reviews

Now this was basically my first real story. Thats why it's so bad. ^-^; just kidding. I've updated it alot, sticking in new parts and typing it all up.. 'course the rest of the thirty-six chapters still have to be typed.. ;_; It's about Maxie, a kitten..

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

23. The Spirit Who Remembered » reviews

What happens when you die? This 5 year old girl knows.-One of my expirements, nothing meant by it. I doubt i'll get around to writing more-

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-11-03

24. Fibby's Tale » reviews

A story i've been writing awhile now. i'm sorta surprised i havent given it up by now like i usually do. i guess i just love Fibby's character too much. And Pleon's pretty funny too, plus the whole idea of the plot is just plain silly.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

25. Piko reviews

This is a sad story of one of my more 'mentally unstable' characters, Piko... but i still dont think this whole thing would be a great reason to become a insane killer... oh well ^-^; That's Piko for you.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

26. Boy of the Paquins reviews

Another Paquin story, this one expirementing with the placement of the creatures and how a 'human' could be a Paquin. This story is based on Macaxe too.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

27. Boy On the Other Side

A one of my Paquin stories, a boy suddenly finds himself on the other side of the war line. Based on a planet called Macaxe (Mac-axe) where there are two types of Paquins, ones outside and ones inside. There's a war coming between the two sides...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

28. ESP reviews

A story for fun. Staring me and two of my friends... Something I sorta wish would happen...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

29. Death of a Girl With No Name

One of my more evilistic stories. I felt like i had to write a story about Death... and this is what came out of it.. enjoy o.o;

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03

30. Paquins reviews

Made-up creatures that i invented. Sort of inspired by the Golden Compass Series. I've written many stories with these strange creatures in them.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 7-11-03

31. Our Friendship

A poem I wrote, then read to my whole school. Everyone was in tears by the end, i've been told it's very moving, It's one of my best pieces

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 7-11-03