1. Henry the Wanderer, Or Something reviews
Henry is on a quest to find the Hand of Fate. It's hard. Really hard. So hard the gods are beginning to think Henry'll need all the help he can get... May become a collection of short stories. Review copiously, my readership! Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-7-04 - Published: 7-7-04 2. Dream No 7 reviews
Third of a collection of short stories. A man has a dream that starts with a vacation to New Orleans, which then ends in tragedy. Things get weirder thereafter. Please review. Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-6-04 3. Five Men in the Desert » reviews
WARNING: Contains metaphorical religious content! Prepare to be offended, irritated or just gloat that someone's on your side. Please read the second chapter before reviewing. Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-7-04 4. Sain » reviews
Michael Sain needs to get a life, and if it has to take a woman in a white dress, a wizened dinosaur with a cigar and a strange cult to get it for him, so be it... PLEASE REVIEW! Ch. 20 UP Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,473 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 5-27-03 5. The Really Bad Angst Collection! » reviews
Blood! Death! The horror of mortality! Why my life sucks! ...and all the other really funny stuff. It's self-expression gone hideously wrong. Please review so I will not be sad. Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-8-04 - Published: 2-6-04 6. No More Coincidences reviews
This short story begins with a dark and stormy night, ends with firey death, and probably goes back to being dark and stormy. Somewhere in the middle is a plot of some sort. Please review! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 4-12-04 7. Special Delivery reviews
A short story about a man, his wife, their saturnine son and a supernatural pizza delivery boy. Proving once again that people get what they deserve. Please review! Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-04 8. Happy Birthday to Me reviews
I turned 16 on March 19, 2004. This poem is about my birthday-tastic adventures, and also indicates I'm still alive. Rated PG for references to femurs. Please review, even if your head implodes. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-22-04 - Published: 3-22-04 9. drunk off a glass of water: A Collection » reviews
Chapter order puts newest poems first. Newest additions: god from the answering machine (a lyrical message from you-know-who). Please review. Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-29-04 - Published: 7-16-03 10. With Papers In Order reviews
Ah, the twisted jungle of the beaucracy. Sign this, file that... If you have the time, I highly reccomend the Terry Gilliam film 'Brazil'. But before you do, please review. Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-12-04 - Published: 2-12-04 11. This Lethal Combination reviews
To put it eloquently, this is why verbal communication sucks. A light blend of satirical bite and nonsense. Review and thou shalt not regret it! Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-3-04 - Published: 2-3-04 12. The Fantasy Chronicles! » reviews
In a world containing excessive amounts of capital letters, The Dark Coming has arrived quite unexpectedly. Now the kingdom's only hope are the Five Legendary Mystical Items, A Prophecy and The Chosen One. Sound familiar? Please review! CH. 16 UP! Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 225 - Updated: 1-8-04 - Published: 6-9-03 13. Never Say Forever reviews
Never say you love them. Never say you'll be there. Never say they'll make it. Never say forever. Please review. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-11-03 14. The Janitor reviews
A short moment of awe at a prestigious awards ceremony for the highly accomplished. Please review. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-03 - Published: 12-6-03 15. The Sandman's Curse » reviews
A man is bestowed both immortality and eternal insomnia at the same time. Imagine infinity without sleep. Imagine existence lying awake forever. Life is one neverending night, and he just wants to go to bed... Please review. Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 7-2-03 16. My Personal Apocalypse reviews
What would you do with the End of the World? This poem won me a school contest and $10. Yummy. Please review! Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 11-6-03 17. The Survivor reviews
"If I woke up tomorrow and the world had ended..." The strange tale of what one boy would do in the face of the Apocalypse. Please review. General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-25-03 - Published: 8-25-03 18. It's a Crime to be Normal reviews
Written in defence of the so-called 'typical' popular kids whom everyone seems to loathe so much. Peel away the plastic and you'll find something completely different. My bittersweet views on 'weirdness'. Please review. School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 8-15-03 19. Beneath the Window reviews
The morbid account of a death at midnight and the person responsible. I only put it in General because the other categories of the Poetry section are inadequate for the content of this piece. Please review! General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-25-03 - Published: 7-25-03 20. The Last Party reviews
The song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" gets a rather morbid make-over. Not a story, but not really poetry either... Please review. Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-19-03 - Published: 7-19-03 21. The War That Never Happened reviews
If you could go back in time and change the past so that a war never happened, would you do it? And what would be the consequences of that change? Please review. War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-7-03 - Published: 7-7-03 22. 20 Ways To Prove God's Love in the End » reviews
If you've ever doubted His existance or denied it outright, this one's for you. Dedicated to non-believers and athiests, but believers are just as welcome to it. Feedback is extremely appreciated. Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 7-6-03 - Published: 7-3-03 23. Oh! Super Shukumorinebanzai no Chikara Love Apples reviews
A boy sits down to write the Ultimate Manga-type Story (whatever that means) with the help of a Guidebook and his cynical sister Reader. A satire on the Western Otaku (whatever that is). Please review! Manga - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-3-03 - Published: 7-3-03 24. I Ku, You Ku, We All Ku For Haiku! » reviews
A tortured man becomes obsessed with finding the plural of 'haiku'. The title is a quote from the alternative comic "Too Much Coffee Man", in case you want to know. The actual haiku is in the second chapter. Please review! Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 6-29-03 25. The Druggies On the Bus Go Back and Forth reviews
A conversation overheard by two druggies sitting behind us on the way home from school. Guess what they were talking about. Reviews extremely appreciated. School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-27-03 - Published: 6-27-03 26. The Vandal reviews
Some day, when you look around your graffitied bathroom stalls or your egg-dripped dingy double doors, you'll understand why they do it. Reviews are extremely appreciated. School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-25-03 - Published: 6-25-03 27. Communication reviews
Nobody will ever understand you. I wrote it one day when I felt I couldn't communicate to anyone and no human being was ever going to get inside my head. Reviews will be extremely appreciated. Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-25-03 - Published: 6-25-03 28. Weather Report reviews
A man's emotions are reflected in the weather patterns on the weather channel. Please review. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-14-03 - Published: 6-14-03 29. Sorrow Is So Demanding reviews
There are many people on FP.com whose lives apparently suck. This is for them, and for those who wonder... Please review, if ye feel the need. Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-11-03 30. In Passing reviews
A short poem detailing a brief moment of terror and paranoia on the highway. Climatic build-up? You betcha. Don't forget to review. Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-03 31. The New Myth reviews
Four gods decide to create the perfect universe... well, three of them, at least. Written to parody the style of the Holy Bible, but not meant to offend. May be continued. Please review! Mythology - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-26-03 - Published: 5-26-03 32. Running The Whole Gamut reviews
This story won me the Gold medal and fifty bucks in my local library writing contest for teens, as well as some other stuff. Was it that good? A girl meets a guy named Crow on a bus ride to Edmonton, and they talk... It's a sort of a philosophical road General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-14-03 - Published: 3-14-03 33. Shakespeare Rewritten Via Doctor Suess reviews
If the funeral speeches from Shakespeare's Julias Caesar were rewritten by Dr. Suess, this is what would happen. Sure, I coulda put it under the Historical category, but would anyone read it? Originally a school assignment. Please review! Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-03 34. The Poet Hater's Poem reviews
Poets... Who needs 'em, anyway? Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-27-03 - Published: 2-27-03 35. The Cycle of Nothing Much At All reviews
There's nothing... and there's nothing. And then there's society... which is nothing much. See? It's all relative. Please review! Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-27-03 - Published: 2-27-03 36. A Rurouni's Breakfast » reviews
What might have been a proposal for the production of yet another samurai anime is quickly dumped into the arms of the public (because no one wanted it). Ano Mireuchi has been disowned and cursed by his family for refusing to eat their breakfast cereal... Manga - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-19-03 - Published: 1-7-03 37. Mainstream Lament reviews
This fic is dedicated to all the anime purists out there- For those who have rebelled against Sailor Moon's frequent sex changes, DBZ's censored violence, and Escaflowne's short, crippled run on the air... Here's to the elite. Manga - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-17-03 |
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