Well, this must be boring. If you're reading this I'm sorry. So, basic stuff:

NEW STORY- Of Kettles and Cowpatties- A biography......with a little humor. Must read, very awesome!

I'm a 17 year-old girl from Texas-alright, just for you- Yee-Ha! And yes, I really do say Yee-ha.

I love to read, write, and dance. I'm really into speaking, and a word of advice-Don't get on my bad side. I will obliterate you into Horror-fiction history for all eternity!! (Yeah yeah,it's a take off of a Knight's Tale! So sue me, he was funny when he said it!)

Right now I have finished Take The World Off My Shoulders. Oh yeah! but- big BUT right here- I will be rewriting the ending in a nonfantasy version- I hope. Iam having some serious doubts about it- not one of my favorites. So be prepared for a story that has a different name and ending, but starts the same. It will probably be a long time, but I'm working on it, I swear!

I like to do poetry, but it's not my main area. Don't worry, I won't do singsong love stuff.

I will probably publish a short story soon about kids fighting- it's funny. I pwomise. But that's a ways off.

I've just published two kiddy stories-I can do cute! They were a 4-H project, and I won MONEY off of them- like $50 a piece! review, tell me if they're so cute you gag, or whatever.

I LOVE reviews. Also, if you have an idea, tell me and I WILL put it into my story, if it fits or if it doesn't. I've had a lot of help that way. I am thinking about posting 2 or more new stories, so I need lotsa help! Scooby snacks for reviewers!

I Love you all-please keep reviewing and I will be sure to review your stuff! Tell me if you want me to, so I can put a BIG move on it!

Also- I am Christian, Republican, 4-Her,and REDNECK!- so my stories will have stuff in it. You aren't any of those? That's fine. I don't try to offend anybody- but sometimes I'll include stuff you might not get.

By the way- my favorite quote: Tomorrow is just another Chardonnay. Next favorite:Behind every great man, there's a great woman telling him what to do next!

Thanks Guys, luv ya lots, and TOODLES!

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. The Heart Can Mend »

In one horrific moment, Kristine's life and heart are torn apart. It seems that only time will mend her heart....or is there something else? Please Read and Review!

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06

2. Any Which Way You Can » reviews

Katrina has always been the good girl- meeting her parents goals and fulfilling their dreams. But lately she's changing. Watch her try to live for her parents, satisfy herself, and find love- maybe with a bad boy- Any which way she can.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-27-06 - Published: 8-27-06

3. Bennie's Big Day

It's A Big Day for Bennie The Bear! Warning: cute little kid stuff that can gag you. not normal for me!

Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 1-16-06

4. Of TeaKettles and Cowpatties reviews

Funny stories of my life growing up as a ranch kid. Clean humor at my family's- and my own- expense. One shot!

Western - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 12-6-05

5. Lost my Flow reviews

I got bored, I tried to write, and found my flow...had taken flight. Read and laugh!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-3-05 - Published: 6-3-05

6. Take The World Off My Shoulders » reviews

COMPLETE! Samantha has always been a loner, wanting to make a difference, but thinking nobody would help her! How wrong she was! But can she find love along with this help? And does she really belong in that world anyway?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 29,777 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 4-29-04

7. Susie'sSkunk!

Little Susie has never been shy. But one day something stops her in her tracks. Betcha can't guess what it is! Yes, it's a cute little kids story. If people like the format I'll write more of that style

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 8-29-04

8. Katie's Bitty Kitty reviews

Katie's pet is missing! Will she find him! Or will he be lost forever! Warning! Cute ickle kitty cats!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 8-29-04

9. Where'd He Go! reviews

Why did Robert Frost write that weird poem! And what in the world does it mean!

School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-04

10. Love Went By reviews

A couple misses out on their love-and mourns it slowly-as love went by.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04