SWORDKAT: At last I have descended upon the poetry scene of FictionPress! First your minds will succumb to my awesome writing skills, then I will take over the world! Read my words and weep, mere mortals!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! *black flames appear in background*
Kupaz: *sigh* She always gets like this after having caffeine.*knocks SWORDKAT out using a baseball bat* What she means to say is that she's just a teenager trying to survive high school. Please review her poems before she gets her hands on anymore coffee.*on knees, begging* Please save me from the madness!!!!!
SWORDKAT: Do I smell...COFFEE?!?!?!?!? *immediately runs off towards the caffienated beverage*
Kupaz: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Get back here right now!
SWORDKAT: *ignores Kupaz*
Kupaz: *runs after SWORDKAT*

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1. This Story Needs A Title 5 bucks if you have one » reviews

The Grim Reaper, Erratic Chicken, and two crazy authoresses who don't know when to stop. The stroy that couldn't be summarized though the masses tried. Set in a world gone mad.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 5-24-03

2. Human Nature reviews

This is probably my best poem to date.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04

3. Fallen Gold reviews

Well, I managed to get this published in the school magazine, so I thought that I might as well post it here

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04