Sometimes I lie awake at night and wonder 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night~ Charlie Brown

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

USA today has come up with a new suvery; apparently 3/4 people make up 75% of the population.~ David Letterman

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. ~ Marty Fieldman

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.~Joseph Heller.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? ~ Steven Wright

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.~
Jerry Seinfeld.

-"Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them... and you have their shoes." ~Frieda Norris

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true."
- James Branch Cabell

anyways i love replica series, harry potter and artemis fowl. i especially love crossovers of those three. if you know of any good ones tell me. the movie the tenth kingdom is really good too but it's really long(8 hours, perfect for New Years)

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