Name: Ari
Age: 19
Email: LionessOfGod1216@yahoo.com
Birthday: December 16th
Grade: Sophmore (College)
Sex: Female
Nationality: Cuban
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/~thelaughingjoker
Born: New York
Favorite Book: Ella Enchanted! And the Harry Potter Series, And I’m a sucker for Romance Novels! I know; I'm a loser!
Favorite Movie: The Bird Cage, Dirty Dancing Both original and the Havana Nights!!
Favorite Show: Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Law and order Criminal Intent, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Charmed, And Saturday Night Live!
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Music: The oldies but goodies! I'm totally in love with the 60's and 70's music! I’m also into some rap and some R&B. Maroon 5 ROX!
Favorite Sport: I got a couple! Football, Baseball, basketball, and POOL (billiards).
Appearance: I'm 5 foot 9.5; I hate being tall! Um... I have kinda medium length hair that’s dirty blonde and I got blue eyes!
Personality: I'm really loud most of the time, and I love to crack jokes! I kinda curse... ALL THE TIME! I laugh at everything and everyone, even myself! Scratch that! I laugh at myself all the time!!
Quotes (that I love or they're by me!):
If you start hearing me inside your head, you know you're going NUTS... How do you think I feel?!?
Some things in life never die, Comedy is one of them.
Life's a Bitch, and it had Kids!
Hott Guys are FUN!... Until they find out that YOU drilled a hole in their shower Wall!!! 0;)
I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here!!
I spent 30 minutes laughing about myself!
Guess what I’m seeing in the making... and if you say BABY, I will shoot you!!
Grandma makes me sound old, call me Madonna!
You know what I love about my Pants? I know when I've eaten too much!
Should we have hamburgers and hotdogs or something more sophisticated... LIKE CHICKEN!?!?!?
You're tacky and I hate you!
If you can't do it once, and you can't to it twice, then SCREW it!
Everyone gets a chance to be in the spotlight you can have it when I'm done!
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk by You Again?!?!?!?!?!?
Revenge is a bitch!
I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young to care...
I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch!
You know what they say about revenge; well I'm the BITCH!!!
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear!
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today!
Sometimes I think I understand everything...then I regain consciousness!
Take a chill pill and get addicted!!!!
Do you get it??!?! Get it?? Get it?? Yeah?? Ok...now laugh with me!!!
A friend is there to bail you out of jail, but your BEST friend is they’re sitting next to you, saying, "Shit man! That was great!"
Stories In Progress:
Once Upon an Unhappy Time
Looking For Love In All The Wrong Place
Stories that are On Hold:
Branded BadAss
Dime Que Me Amas (Tell Me You Love Me)
Stories that are Finished:
(None)
New Stories Ideas:
All new stories will be posted after one or more of the Stories in Progress are completed
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