Author has written 3 stories for Humor, Life, and Fantasy.

Oh, cool, someone is actually reading this! Wow. I can't think of anything to say, except that people should make sure the population of lettuce doesn't go down too much. And go read MouSee the Deranged's stories because they are REALLY good. My hobbies are reading, trying to force myself to be a fantasy obsesser, roleplaying, hitting myself over the head, and raking up big Internet bills. I need some chocolate. Speaking of chocolate, does chocolate have caffeine in it? I've always wondered. Oh, and if anyone lives in San Francisco, PLEASE GET ME SOME GHIRARDELLI!!!!!!! I'm starting to crave it even more that that little ME WANT HONEYCOMB guy.

We had a soccer game on Monday... Lost 2-0... *sniff* I'm the best defense sweeper on the team, if I do say so myself, but they were lucky... As you can tell, I'm conceited. Yepyep!!

Read Eye of the World by Robert Jordan... it's great. And Tamora Pierce's books if you're at least 13. Recommended for girls, but if you're a perverted guy, sure, go ahead and read Tamora Pierce. maybe I shouldn't have any chocolate. I'm already hyper. CHOCOLATE!!!! I'm coocoo for Cocoa Puffs!!

MouSee is a POOPYHEAD because she NEVER updates!!! And Niani too! And Tweaky!! In case no one noticed, I am an impatient person. I can't think of anything else to write anymore.

Thank you to the people below for having me on my favorite authors list... at least they did when I last checked.. and I'm too lazy to do so again...Acually, I don't really want to know. WHAT IF THEY DELETED ME??????

Rakesha
Tweak McFreak
Yaviewen (Death Mistress now, but you'll always be Yaviewen to me)
Kyalia
L. Scribe Harris
Hubbax2Bubba
Cacahuate Loca
*Pats each on the head* Nice people... awww.....

Ooh yayness, I actually posted something. It's been forever. It's actually not that great, sort of immature and all, but I think the whole writing style and whatever is much better than it used to be... Ew.

Leave me alone, I'm busy hitting myself over the head.