Hey peoples! Now, you got yourselfs in deep, you are about to read about the life of a nut! Recently, I've been into Anime, and Yu-Gi-Oh! was a major influence. But, I drifted away from that. My muses, or inspirations used to be Yami and Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh!, I miss them to! But I created myself two substitutes, namely, my other personalities. It may seem lame, but I need something! LOL!


(Things about Me)
Weight: YOU ARE SO RUDE TO EVEN ASK THAT!! HMPF...
Eye Color: Hazel Green
Hair Color: Dirty Brown (^_^)
Favorite Color: Emerald Green
Dream Place: Ireland
Height: 5' 7"
Age: 14
State: Kentucky
Shoe Size: 10 1/2 (AH!! BIG FOOT!)
Favorite Clothes: Old Navy
Favorite Socks: White
Favorite Animal: Dolphin
Favorite TV show: Friends
Favorite Movie: Rocky Series
Favorite System: Playstation 2
Favorite Food: Spagehtti
Favorite Quote: "Dark haired man go in the water, shark in the water..." -- Guy from Jaws, MASTER OF DISGUISE.
Favorite Actor: Slyvester Stallone
Favorite Actress: Kate Beckinsale/ Liv Tyler
Favorite Motel: Best Western
Favorite Story: Unknown, I havent read them all yet!!!


(My Themes)

Lizzie's Theme Song: Going Under, by Evanescence

Elizabeth's Theme Song: Only Time, by Enya

Beth's Theme Song: I Hope You Dance, by Leann Womack


(Fav. Quotes)

- Friends are like parachutes. If they arent there the first time you need them, its likely they wont ever be again. -- Unknown

- Person: Mister, I think every body hates me!!
Pshycaritrist (HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!!): Thats not true!! You havent met everyone yet! --Unknown

- "The names Bond, James Bond..." -- 007 James Bond

- "Ill be back." -- Arnold (insert long name)

- "Have you ever heard of Evil Canevil?"
"No I never watched Star Wars." -- Armageddon

- "If we dont have any mercedes, theres no use in boosting any more cars, you got that?" -- Auto, off Gone in 60 Seconds

- "Martinnie, shake and not stirred..." -- 007 James Bond

- "AHA! IM INVINCIBLE!!!" -- Boris off GoldenEye

- "Hes going to derail us, ah." -- Xena off GoldenEye

- "To the bridge of Kasa Doom!" -- Gandalf the Gray/Gay off Lord of the Rings

- "BA HAHA!!" -- Stephen off Brave Heart

- "He left us, he left us!!"
"But thats NOT what Im gonna do!!!" -- Off Jurassic Park

- "I dont think so..." -- Off Mortal Kombat

- "Youre an idiot..." -- Scott, The Spy that Shagged Me

- "No no, we dont knaw on our kitties. NO not even a little bit. Just love him and stroke him..." -- Dr. Evil, The Spy who Shagged Me

- "Of course I dont look busy, I did it right the first time..." -- Unknown

- "Do not start with me, you will not win!" -- Unknown

- "All stressed out and no one to choke..." -- Unknown

- "I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people..." -- Unknown

- "Dont upset me! Im running out of places to hide the bodies...." -- Unknown

- "Its clean, its cold, now thats what I call high quality H2O!" -- Off the Waterboy!!

- "Welcome, to the real world..." -- Morphious, off the Matrix

- "Hello, Mr. Anderson..." -- Mr. Smith, off the Matrix

- "I dont think youre supposed to fry the candy bars Joey..."
"Dont mess with me, I know what Im doing!" -- Joey off Yu-Gi-Oh!

- "Quiet, theres probably some goons around the corner..."
"THERES GOONS AROUND EVERY CORNER!!"
"SHHHH!!" -- Tristan and Bakura off Yu-Gi-Oh!

- "Yea! You tell 'em Yami!"
"I just did that."
"Oh." -- Yugi and Yami off Yu-Gi-Oh!!

- "When a problem comes around, you will ZIP IT! *whip sound* Zip it good!!" -- Dr. Evil off The Spy who Shagged me.

- "Donkey I have two words. Shut. Up. Now go on and find the stairs." -- Shrek, off 0.o? Shrek...


(MY Quotes)

- "Ah!! Bright light bright light!!" -Dad
"Where?! I cant see!!" -Me

- "Dude, now thats cool." -Me

- "You ever heard of a word that started with a S and ended with a T?"
"(Insert my name)!!"
"-_-;; I meant Shut it...." - Me

- "Ew, your car smells like bird feet." - Me

- "MYUHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Did you know that they say laughter can heal the sick, but they also say you die laughing?? Jinkies Im confused..." - Me

- "*laughs stupidly* Guah!! I need a Bon Bon..." - Me

- *Playing the ABC Game...*
"M!! ON THAT SIGN!!" My brother
"O!! ON THAT LICSENCE PLATE!!" My Dad
"P!!" - Me
"Where?" - Dad
"No, I gotta go!!" - Me

- "He went dis away! He went dat away! Hey oh Petey! Oh Petey!! Where are you!!??" - Me, talking to myself in Wal-Mart...

- "DADDY!! Im hearing voices in me head again!!" -Me
"Honey, thats probably the people working on our roof..." -Dad
"Oh... Well, gee, they sound hott..." - Me

- "You guys are a bunch of horse shoe heads..." - Me

- "Awwww SHUDDUP!" - Me

- "You know what? I dislike thee very much..." - Me

- "Oh go eat a muffin!" - Me

- "Dont ever say banana nut muffin in front of me again..." - Me

- "Eh? EH??? QUIT YOUR MUMBLING!!" - Me, talking to meself again in Wal-Mart

- "Quiet, Im hearing rabbits again... WAIT!! DONT GO OUT THAT DOOR!! RABBITS ARE COMING!! UGH!! GUAH!! NO! STOP!! SQUEAKING!!" - Me talking to my Dad.

- "Life is Good, Life is Sweet, Now lets go get something to eat! *gets weird looks* Hey, it rhymed didnt it?" - Me, just talking.

- "Its all in the plot!!" - Me

- "Honey, are you ok?" - Dad
"What kind of question is that?" - Me


(My FRIENDS quotes)

- "YOU DINGBAT!!" That was a quote from Musicgrl (AKA MONICA AKA STICKY AKA Great Friend!!) when she talks to me!

- "Ah go crap a freaking maggot!" 0.o? ALSO a quote from Monica when she was talking to me!

- "You have issues..." Quote from Saxophoneelfforchrist (AKA LINSDEY AKA ORANGECHILD AKA Great Friend!!)when she was talking to me!

- "THE WEASELS! THE WEASELS ARE COMING!!" Quote from Linsdey, when we were having a VERY disturbing conversation! ^_^;;

- "OH MY GOD!" Quote from Monica. She says it every day!! I once tallied it up to 13 times, IN ONE DAY!! MYUHAHAHA!!

- Oh, hold on, I have something sticky on my keyboard!! NOO!! *trys to unstick finger, but cant* GRRR! Fine! On with the quotes... "Great minds think alike!" Quote from Elissachan (AKA My Aibou AKA ELISSA AKA Great friend!!) when she emailed me!! YAYA!

- "What is up with potatoes? They should die!" Quote from Mittens2200, a penpal/great friend of mine!!


(Weird things just about Me!!)

- Lately, anyway, its been getting HARDER, AND HARDER to sleep!! I didnt even sleep last night!! NOO!! And Im a huge fan of sleep, so this is definetly qualified as WEIRD. Instead of sleep, I lay on my bed, and these bizarre ideas roll across my eyes. *faints* Ugh, I wanna take a nap, but cant, for I cant sleep, whatsoever, so Ill just stay up and come up with new story ideas!! ^_^!

- I can eat foods mixed up with foods, in very weird and cool ways... Youll see what I mean if you ever see me eat at home!!

- And I have a varied temper, depends on who Im with. With my friends, its fired up and ready to go off at any second, (dont ask why, cause I dont know), but I can usually control it and act nice!! ^_^!! With my brother, its already out! LOL!! And I have a very MEAN temper when its exposed.... BA HAHA! And with the people in public, its low, really low. Dont know why!!

- Oh, heres some things that get on me nerves.
* When Im getting ready, and some one asks, "ARE YOU READY YET!?" I mean, if your still getting ready DONT THAT MEAN YOUR NOT READY?? CANT THEY GET THAT?!!!! ARGH!! Eh hehehehe!! ^_^;;
* When people dont do their homework. I dont know, it just irritates me! HEHEHEHEHE!!!
* When I see people making fun of other people. THAT really gets my temper going!! MYUHAHAHAHAHA!! Its just mean and rude, and what if that was you? Thats a rhyme I say to myself when I see that happening... ME MEMEMEMEME!!
* When they say to much of one thing in a movie. Like, in Mortal Kombat, the Lord Raden dude always says, "I dont think so..." when they are in a bad situation. It just annoys me!! HEHE!!

- I sleep with a teddy bear called Teddy. But youd THINK it would be called Super Teddy, cause thats the teddy's bear name that is in The Ultimate Puzzle, but no, its Teddy, and all his fuzz is ripped out at the moment!! ^_^!!


(Things Ive done in my life...)

- I almost fell off the Grand Canyon!!! THAT IS TRUE!! Whoa! That was scary too, yes it was! I tripped over my shoelaces (-_-;;)and fell straight towards the edge. My brother was standing in the way, and he just moved, DIDNT HELP OR NOTHING!! And when I landed, I was staring straight down into the deeeeeep canyon of DOOM!! AHHHHH!!

- My porch is ten foot high. When I was little, about six, I used to play Romeo and Juliet with my kittens, by holding them with one paw over the railing of my porch. After I got bored, I dropped them.

- DO NOT try to walk on water, it does not work!!

- I tried to jump from the porch and fly away with a umbrella, it didnt work out that good...

- I sung in a talent show, and was doing a little spin, and tripped over the cord causing the microphone stand and meself to fall over.

- I won the D.A.R.E. program essay thingy, and was making my speech, and knocked the podium and the microphone over.

- I did the limbo with gum on me butt, and someone noticed it before I did...

- Ran straight into a wall while talking to me friends.

- Ran straight into ANOTHER wall while talking to me friends.

- Ran straight into ANOTHER wall while talking to me friends.

- Put tinfoil in a microwave, and almost set the house on fire.

- Tried to run through a glass door.

- I was chasing my cat, and dived straight into a bookshelf...

- Drove a brand new car into the tractor...

- Got ran over by a goat....

- I was bucked off a horse, then the horse decided to jump over me and hit me in the head. Ive never been the same...

- Dont ever tell a guy he has yellow teeth in front of him...

- Water and electricty dont go together...

- I was being chased by a bee, and I ran to the road, IT WAS A GOOD 500 FEET!! And it still didnt leave me alone!! And there was a traffic jam at the moment on the road, and here I am swatting my head and twitching on the ground trying to kill that bee. I even ran into a tree trying to kill it. It was then I noticed some cars pulling away slowly from me...


(Friends who you should read their stories!!)

- Mittens2200

- HeartandSoul

- Saxophoneelfforchrist

- Abigail


(My Life)

*~* Ok, first, my hobbies.
- I love being in band. Even though it takes up like all of my time, I still have a craving for it. I love making music!
- I'm in winterguard also. I've just started, so I can't say I'm an expert at it. For those of you who don't know what it is, its where you twirl flags as tall as you. Pretty cool!
- I'm also a drummer. Well, not officially. I play clarinet in band, but at home, my major is drums. I got me a drumset for Christmas! YAY! And I play on them every day. I love them!
- I'm a writer. Duh, or I wouldn't be on this site! LOL. But I've only released one story, Yu-Gi-Oh!, and it was very successful. And I'm afraid if I release another story, people will want it to be just as good or even better. Its a lot of pressure. So it might be a while until I release another story. But I write every day, I love it!


(Afterwards)

Beth: RIGHT. Anyway, this Bio is like majorly underconstruction. Wow. That was a big word...
Lizzie: It would be nice if you got past that...
Elizabeth: No, let her think. She needs to be able to speak her mind when- *BAM*
Lizzie: IF I NEEDED THERAPY I WOULD OF ASKED RAMBO!!
Beth: ... Rambo isnt really the person you need to be taking therapy from...
Lizzie: I know, you see how I am?!
Beth: YEA.
Elizabeth: Now why on earth did you do that to me Lizzie? That wasn't very nice and it could lead to brain damage... (continues to ramble)
Lizzie: *points finger shakingly at Elizabeth and whispers to Beth* I thought I killed her in sixth grade... HOW DID SHE COME BACK?!
Beth: *whispers back* YOU THINK I WANTED HER TO?!
Elizabeth: Now what are you guys whispering secretly about?
Lizzie: If we wanted you to know, then we wouldn't be whispering secretly, NOW WOULD WE?
Elizabeth: I don't know why you're being so mean to me...
Lizzie: DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO SEE MY MEAN SIDE?!
Beth: Lizzie, don't...
Elizabeth: No, not really.
Lizzie: I could perform a voodoo ritual on you, and make you feel pain like you've never imagined... *starts rocking back and forth mumbling*
Elizabeth: ... Do you need a doctor?
Lizzie: ARGH!!! *jumps on Elizabeth and starts beating her on head*
Elizabeth: MY WORD!! HELP! POLICE!
Beth: *watching, then to readers* You see what I go through every day?
Lizzie: I'M GOING TO BEAT THE NICEY GOOEY ICKYNESS OUT OF YOU!!! MYUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Elizabeth: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Beth: Thats just disturbing. Anyway, thanks for reading my bio! I hope I'm able to post some good stories soon!