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1. PostGoogle reviews

This story is about a group of scientists living in the California Redwoods after the rest of the world has become a roiling mass of gray nanotech goo, courtesy of Google turning evil.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

2. Alien Courtship

A teenage romance goes messily wrong all over a spaceport.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

3. Painted plates in the zombie apocalypse

A commander of refugees/warriors in the zombie world war has an odd habit. Why?

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

4. Don't joke during the holocaust reviews

During an air raid, a man on drugs displays his unfortunate sense of humor.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

5. The delicious exodus

A colony of gourmet chefs settle on a moon of Uranus and become a tourist attraction.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

6. David defeats the dragon reviews

This is a short fantasy scene in which a hero defeats a monster and wins the girl. It's also the result of a class assignment where we were told to write "genre fiction" and I chose fantasy and used the most cliche formula I could think of.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

7. A fight at the ski tavern

A short scene that ends with the beginning of a fight in a coat check room.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

8. Eating real food reviews

In the future, there might be a pseudo-religious edict against eating food created by replicators.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

9. An alien walks into a bar

This is a scene in a spaceport bar.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

10. He wandered off

I wrote this as a small exercise for my university's creative writing class.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

11. The fear of failing to save domestic animals

I wrote this as a small exercise for my university's creative writing class.

Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-10-09

12. Brown! reviews

A poem about the interesting characteristics of surety.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 4-6-09

13. Writing Contest »

These are the poems that I submitted to my college's writing contest. I totally wrote then the night before the due date with a horrible cold.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09

14. The p'Til Scholar Discusses Money reviews

Suppose that you could actually grow your own money? But aliens always make things complicated.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-30-09

15. Alien Radioactive Opera

A researcher gets himself into trouble in a very foreign country.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 2-12-09

16. Winter Renaissance

I miss my RenFaire.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-09

17. Bookshock reviews

A future teenager discovers that he's not as alone as he thought when it comes to ridiculous hobbies.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-11-09 - Published: 1-11-09

18. Godcoffee

Irreverent speculation on what could make God not give up and take a nap as entropy winds the universe to a close.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-9-09 - Published: 1-9-09

19. Among the redwoods reviews

The Bank of Veronica creates a new currency in the wake of the rich and politically connected architect Monteroya, who takes over the redwood forests of the USA with flying cars in order to promote his favored style of architecture.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 1-8-09

20. Space Sickness reviews

Frustrated by a bureaucrat-heavy medical system, a genius living in the asteroid belt resorts to identity fraud in order to see a doctor.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 1-8-09

21. Genetic sequencing as a diplomatic weapon

When a lucky researcher gets a sample of the DNA of a visiting alien dignitary, her unauthorized experiments on it just might give Earth's ambassadors a chance to get ahead in negotiations.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-09

22. Shrubbery reviews

What does the stupid teenage daughter of the human ambassador to a race of aliens who look like a shrubbery garden do?

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-09

23. Er, Said Jamou: homey alien madness » reviews

An alien who is part of a hive-mind offers a mans with a highly-paid job that he'd like to escape a way out. This is a 50,000 word novel that I'll post as I and fantastic beta Paperclippe edit it into shape.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-1-09

24. I miss you

How do I miss him? Let me count the ways.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-09

25. This End Up reviews

This was written for the Review Game's January Writing Challenge Contest: How did we end up this way?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-09

26. Sentient Nuclear Weapon reviews

Frustrated with their lack of human rights and basic maintence, the sentient nuclear weapons of the Moon send a representative to plead their case with the administration, scaring the crap out of everyone in the process.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-4-09 - Published: 1-4-09

27. Virtual reality hypnosis reviews

A college student driving home takes a minute to improve his life.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-09

28. News: Circular television titillates aliens reviews

A furniture salesman tries to get rid of some leftover novelty items, and discovers that he'd rather be an inventor.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-09 - Published: 1-2-09

29. Houston, I'm on fire reviews

That's what they'll put on your tombstone- I contacted aliens while mei capilli sunt flagrantes." He also had a toaster strapped to his left foot. And the alien guard dog thought it was a deadly weapon...

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 1-1-09

30. Sheep Liquor

Try to make their lives better, her commander had told her. While always remembering that a cow is worth three times its weight in pre-filleted human."

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08

31. Phone slug reviews

In an emergency, a girl considers leaving her ugly and living! phone behind as she flees.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 12-26-08

32. Nullgum

A kind teenager in a small town has to deal with the cultural implications of a substance that negates flavor.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-25-08 - Published: 12-25-08

33. Junk Bacon

What if there was a store that specialized in bacon clothing, in an otherwise mostly nude society?

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-24-08

34. Alien goes shopping for poison reviews

I wanted to document the experience of being a tentacled alien going to the grocery store on a methane planet. But it turned out to be about poisoning the grandkids.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-24-08

35. Landing a camera reviews

A teenage boy tries to figure out how to land his new camera in the backyard without clipping the neighbor's orbiting space station.

Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 12-23-08

36. Undo quo

Someone else changing jobs

Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 9-11-08

37. Clove reviews

One moment

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 9-11-08

38. unpleasant class reviews

this class is useful, but not fun.

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 9-9-08

39. Wordy apology reviews

A fictional musing on what someone might say instead of "sorry, my bad."

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08

40. Walk by

He's not following me, but I see him all the time.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08

41. Apartment

Reasons to get an apartment rather than live in the residence halls.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08

42. Remember

Peaceful musings on young love.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08

43. Drought

The three stages of a relationship, in 47 words.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-07 - Published: 11-18-07

44. Hey Jude reviews

A little Beatlesinspired calm thing.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07

45. Mad at a Teacher reviews

Why you shouldn't be.

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07

46. Getting Up reviews

Yep, I'm a morning person.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07

47. The Big D reviews

Things to not do while dying.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07

48. hail reviews

Winter, by the side of the road

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07

49. Center Path reviews

Because I believe in just keeping doing what ya gotta do.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-23-07 - Published: 5-23-07

50. Hospital: A Search reviews

On the way home, we hit the semi truck again. “...The driver is hurt,” Ying said. “I didn’t think” And that was when I knew that my boyfriend had tried to kill himself, and hadn’t much minded that I was in the car too. Gods, what a mess, I thought.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

51. Musician reviews

He had one eye on the clock, and one eye on his colleague, whom he had never before been wary of. But a man who could quit his wife over music and music over his wife was crazier than most musicians, w

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-17-06 - Published: 12-17-06

52. I Am Unique Because reviews

It waqs a scholarship essay past the due-date; it was a comment on art class and the demons that everyone carries around.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-9-06 - Published: 2-9-06

53. Trompeta Shouldn't Be A Question reviews

A musician's friends are musicians. Now try saying that in pentameter, any kind of pentameter- ugh.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06

54. You Were Supposed To reviews

There are two types of love poetry, and one is sickly sweet and one is grumpy. This is not my Truth- but it may be someone's.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06

55. Sneeze Me Some Music? reviews

Music is such a strong influence- it sets the tone for life. Playing music is life- it's the step beyond just listning.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06

56. She Hated Memes reviews

Chain-letters that threaten zombie death if you fail to send them to fifteen friends are irritating. Don't send them on Halloween. Why? Guess.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-4-06 - Published: 2-4-06

57. Graduating reviews

They're... graduating. Which is good. Good luck, heart-friends.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 6-19-05

58. These Signals Being Read To Me » reviews

... There was more to say, so I said it and maybe I'm wrong?

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-18-05 - Published: 2-17-05

59. Sixteenth Notes Laying The Base reviews

"Awake with a start/ As if I'd heard a bell or a horn" A large amount of poetry; the good bits that I've winnowed from my large mass of words, worlds.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-05 - Published: 3-14-05

60. Jazz Band: Unplanned Solo » reviews

I'd sight-read all day for an audience of thousands/ If the other choice was to abstain from my notes/ For three seconds more than the time I need to breathe."

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-6-05 - Published: 1-28-05

61. Whorls of Clouds reviews

Looking at the sky when it was clearing up, I had to write this down.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-21-05 - Published: 2-21-05

62. Word Aeries That Follow Me reviews

I read, and I want to write!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-05

63. Shakespeare and Kettle Corn reviews

Random poetry that I found among other things. Fun.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-05

64. What George Said reviews

"When the ship lifts, all bills are paid."

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 2-18-05

65. The Word On The Street reviews

A rhythm that bit me and became a poem.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 2-18-05

66. Solo Uno reviews

"I can lust over every male in the park, /And only want one: a particular one."

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-13-05

67. Difference reviews

When I'm emotional, I quote. Shakespeare, mostly. It surprised me when I quoted myself!

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-05 - Published: 2-13-05

68. A LJRelated Rant reviews

A mildly impolite collection of what I think of friendship. In verse.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-05 - Published: 2-2-05

69. What Happens Between Teenagers reviews

Typical teenage situation. I know that! And it's freshly hewn for every one of us. I guess I'm not actually over my ex.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-31-05

70. Half Hatched reviews

"And like a half-hatched chick, /I breathe outside air to sustain me /Until this gum-brick shell may let me go." I've outgrown high school, mostly.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-05 - Published: 1-31-05

71. Untrained Poets reviews

These poet-people! Unskilled in writing, untutored in verse... And me worse.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-30-05 - Published: 1-30-05

72. The Wordiness Ate It » reviews

The phone doesn't shut off at midnight and I'm probably awake anyway... /Barring God and Satan making shaych sounds in my backyard/I promise not to go anywhere I can't be found.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-17-04

73. Dependence reviews

I saw this one poem... and it made me laugh, and write my own. Fluffy and dark.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-05

74. Poetry is Pretty Words in Air » reviews

A gradual-growth collection of my good poetry.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-9-03

75. Scars » reviews

You know, I shed quite enough blood accidentially. "Scars are ourselves; they're all we are." Please come in; as an added bonus, I review back.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-28-05 - Published: 8-23-03

76. Not Love Never Love reviews

"And words that still sting a bit-/ I wrote them to sting..."

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-27-05 - Published: 1-27-05

77. No Friendship With These Cats reviews

Parents. "I'd like a day without a gay demeanor about it-/ A day with no calming breaths, no careful words/ -Basically a day without them." Preferrably lots of days.

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05

78. Mutual Something reviews

Shakespeare makes me think... strange things. The real story of how I feel about my ex. :)

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05

79. Looking After America reviews

Political poetry... what on earth have I come to? I'm not bemoaning anything in specific. America needs a brain.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-05

80. Old Crushes reviews

when you write love poetry, and then fall out of love, and then go back and reread said poetry...

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-05

81. Heritage Festival, Vegas reviews

This is a band story, of what happened in Vegas. You don't need to be in band to read it or to understand it because love and headache and happiness and agony are all comprehensible by heathens.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 8-19-04

82. Library Silence reviews

"Maybe it’s a girl thing, to want to slap idiots who say they “don’t like reading.” Not all information is on the TV, dumb-butt. If it was, I would be well-informed... and suicidal. "

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-21-04 - Published: 7-21-04

83. Than They Think I Am reviews

I'm closer to crazy than they think I am.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 3-20-04

84. I Don't Hate My Parents reviews

It looked better before I uploaded it. I've been having a hard time with my parents recently.

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-9-04

85. No Spain on a Winter Break reviews

A memory of how i felt two years ago- about the same as I feel now.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-04

86. Late at Night reviews

Grumpy poetry because of parents... don't we all do it?

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-04 - Published: 1-4-04

87. Even I Can Get Tired Of Hating reviews

Grumpy poetry. I've had a bad day and I'm tired...

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-22-03 - Published: 12-22-03

88. A Weekend Sunday reviews

A musician, a sometime writer, and a medicore poet- forgetting to practice for one day is more pain than pleasure.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

89. Number Six Invisible reviews

I _like_ this one. It feels like me. A girl in a psych-critic's office, being normal... and thinking about her own Erised, I guess. it's been bothering me. Someone else's solution.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-03 - Published: 8-21-03

90. Silli reviews

Ah, artificial writing. Doesn't it feel good?

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-19-03 - Published: 8-19-03

91. eventually reviews

Writing poetry _commercially_ is different; doing it because you want to, most of the time it comes out sad.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

92. Small Verse reviews

A short one about it's own genre. Come look; I review back.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

93. The Meaning of Roses reviews

Why are they not walking up to the stage, under their golden robes naked? Such an empty, gaping hole is a rose! I review back. And it's good poetry, maybe. Come in.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

94. I Gotta Say It » reviews

This is just a reminder of some things that everyone knows and no one really thinks about... even when they should. So far: The Major Stuff, The Minor Stuff, and now... ladies and gentlemen... The Strange Stuff!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 4-12-03

95. Easy to Understand reviews

This is another one of my "good-natured" poems. I review back.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

96. What You Do With A Hat reviews

This is the story of a high school marching band, and the reason why hats are very useful. it is completely true to life... and, well, the names are all here. Ah well. Shoot me, everyone knows anyway.

Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-16-03

97. Cheering Up My Only Muse reviews

The first is a starting where I am and a lapsing into memory; ... the last a lonely thought without matter. REVIEW ME AND I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-17-03 - Published: 5-17-03

98. The Princess, The Pope, And The Dragon » reviews

The Princess and the Pope love each other. And the dragons just flame things. If you review me, I'll review you.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-3-03 - Published: 4-20-03

99. All The Cheerfulness I Could Scrape Up Today reviews

...And then I wrote poetry about it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-03

100. Today, February Seventh reviews

Clarinet is a musical instrument. At least, it is when I'm not playing it.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 2-7-03

101. Nadia reviews

PG for people being miserable and dead. And this _is_ historical. Future history.

Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-03 - Published: 1-31-03