NAME: Showtime
AGE: Depends on what year it is
HOMESTATE: Louisiana

OCCUPATION: President/Founder/Owner/Head Writer of The Redneck-Buddhist Entertainment Co.; Co-Founder of Wakjob Inc.

PAST OCCUPATIONS: Backyard Wrestler, Grass Seller, Winn-Dixie Cart/Bag Boy

FAV BANDS: Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Neil Young, Joe Walsh/James Gang, Cream, The Allman Brothers Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blue Öyster Cult, The Eagles, Aerosmith, Ted Nugent, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd

FAV SONGS: "Stairway To Heaven" and "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin (tied), "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Watermelon In Easter Hay" by Frank Zappa, "Theme For An Imaginary Western" by Mountain, "Money" by Pink Floyd, "Walk Away" by The James Gang, "Baba O' Riley" by The Who, "Whippin' Post" by The Allman Brothers Band, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult, "Alive" by Pearl Jam

FAV ALBUMS: "Dark Side of The Moon" by Pink Floyd, "Led Zeppelin II" by Led Zeppelin, "Freak Out!" "We're Only In It For The Money" "Hot Rats" "Apostrophe(')" and "Joe's Garage" by Frank Zappa, "The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get" by Joe Walsh, "Yer Album" by The James Gang, "Van Halen" by Van Halen, "Greatest Hits '71-'75", "Desperado", and "Hotel California" by The Eagles, "Who's Next" by The Who

MY GUITAR: White 6-string Peavey Falcon, tuned down 1/2 step; named Eddie, after Eddie Van Halen

PEOPLE I RESPECT: Mark Twain, Frank Zappa, Bill Maher, Al Franken, Woody Allen, Orson Welles, Charlie Chaplin, Groucho Marx, Mel Brooks, G.B. Trudeau, Akira Toriyama, Shawn Michaels... Oh, and Buddha

FAV ANIME: DragonBall

FAV CHARACTERS: Goku, Piccolo, Yamcha, Kuririn, Kame-sen'nin/Muten Roshi, Tenshinhan, Vegeta, Karin-sen'nin, Taopaipai, Bulma, Bulma's Parents, Gohan & Videl, Pilaf & Co., Yajirobe, Lunch, The Ginyu Special Force, Mr. Satan, and Majin Boo

DB VS. DBZ: I've gotta go with DragonBall! I've always been really into the mystical part of DB, and that part just seems to fade away in DBZ (especially in the Cell saga). God, I miss the Kinto'un and the Nyoi-bo!

OTHER FAV ANIMES: Cowboy Bebop, Akira, YuYu Hakusho, Lupin III, FLCL, Trigun, Patlabor, and InuYasha

MANGA VS. ANIME: Manga! Definitely manga!

FAV MANGAS: DragonBall, DragonBall Z, YuYu Hakusho, Dr. Slump, Lupin III, InuYasha, FLCL, Naruto, One Piece, Kajika, Ranma 1/2, and Cyborg 009

OTHER FAV MANGA/ANIME CHARATERS: Arale, Senbe, Tsukutsun, Akane, and Suppaman (Dr. Slump); Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, and Mousse (Ranma 1/2); Arsene Lupin III and Daisuke Jigen (Lupin III); Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop); Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Botan (YuYu Hakusho); Sango (InuYasha); Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Vash The Stampede (Trigun); Cyborg's 009, 2, 4, 5, and 7 (Cyborg 009); Tetsuo (Akira); Noa, Asuma, Goto, and Ota (Patlabor)

FAV COMIC BOOK: X-Men

FAV X-MEN: Gambit, Wolverine, Banshee, Sabertooth, Forge, Iceman, Juggernaut, and Magneto

FAV COMIC BOOK HEROES: Spider-Man, The Martian Manhunter, The Punisher, The Incredible Hulk, The Sub-Mariner, Captain America, and The Fantastic Four

FAV COMIC STRIP: Doonesbury

FAV CHARACTERS: Mark, Zonker, B.D., Mike, Alex, Rev. Sloan, Duke, and Dubya

FAV SPORT: Wrestling

FAV WRESTLERS: Shawn Michaels, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, Bret "Hitman" Hart, Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, Edge, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Razor Ramon, Triple H, "Superstar" Billy Graham, The New Age Outlaws, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Tito Santana, Chris Jericho, and Bruno Sammartino

FAV TV SHOWS: Mystery Science Theater 3000, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids in The Hall, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, South Park, That 70's Show, and The Simpsons

FAV MOVIES: Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Annie Hall, Pulp Fiction, Airplane!, Blazing Saddles, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Deer Hunter, Chaplin, Lenny, Dazed and Confused, and Grass

FAV DIRECTORS: Woody Allen, Orson Wells, Steven Spielberg, Alfred Hitchcock, Mel Brooks, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, and Kevin Smith

FAV ACTORS: Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman, Jimmy Stewart, Al Pacino, Clint Eastwood, Christopher Walken, John Cusack, Lloyd Bridges, Charlie Chaplin, Groucho Marx, and Johnny Depp

FAV COMEDIANS: George Carlin, Denis Leary, Gallagher, Steven Wright, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, and Lenny Bruce

FAV WRITERS: Mark Twain, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Roald Dahl, Washington Irving, Edgar Allen Poe, and Frank Zappa (fav songwriter)

FAV MANGA ARTISTS: Akira Toriyama, Rumiko Takahashi, Monkey Punch, and Yoshihiro Togashi

FIVE BOYS IN CANADA/ROBBY AND COMPANY!!!!!

EPISODES:
Dead Dog
The R Rated Movie

CHARACTERS:
Robby - The Leader of The Pack
Germ - Likes t' fight with Billy
Billy - Gets mad a lot
Sam - Fat and kinda shy; Germ's brother
Leonard - The wierd one
Jack - Billy's Taxi driving dad

THE DRAGONBALL Z SHOW!!!!

EPISODES:
Reunion
Time Chamber
Trunks Warns Goku
Goku's Replacement
Piccolo's Suicide
The Conception of Goten
Piccolo's STD
...Meets Black Sabbath
Things To Come
Cell's Audition
A Badass Returns
Memories
Tribute
Kuririn's Request
The Night Out
Backseat Turmoil
...vs. FUNimation
Summoning Shenlong
Vegeta's Opponent
Sayains in The Hall

CHARACTERS:
Goku - He's stupid and he likes Taco Bell
Piccolo - Hates Goku and everyone else, wants to kill himself
Vegeta - 3 feet tall and ready to love
Kuririn - Goku's best friend, currently a director
Cell - A bad guy who just wants a friend...
Gohan - Goku's son, likes to do Videl
Videl - Likes to do Gohan
Yamcha - Soon to star in his own comic book
Chi Chi - Goku's wife
Shenlong - The Dragon God
Tenshinhan - Chaozu's boyfriend
Master Roshi - Likes to say "fuck"
Showtime - The mastermind behind The DBZ Show AND Redneck-Buddhist; married to Lunch
Trunks - Oops, sorry, I don't have time to do Trunks... sorry...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot... Free Tommy Chong