Inactive.
dislikes:
- boring subjects/being bored in general - most awkward moments
- CLOWNS (They're creepy. Enough said.)
- spoiled people (I want this NOW. Do this for me NOW.)
- mean people (Shut the fck up. No one wants to hear you talk.)
- people who don't care about school AT ALL
- arrogant people
- people who brag a lot (EVERYONE I GOT A 98 ON MY TEST WITHOUT STUDYING FOR IT AT ALL OR EVEN PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS!)
- people who act immature (Ewww, this classroom smells like fart! I think so and so did it!)
- when people update, then delete and re-post their current chapter, just for the sake of staying near the top list and hence, getting more reviews
- when people describe their character as okay/simple-looking/nothing interesting about them at all, then go on and on about the character's beeeeaaautiful (insert rare colour here) eyes, shiny (insert rare colour here) hair, curvy/nice bod, pearly white teeth, etc.
- when a story starts off with a paragraph in the first chapter that is dedicated to the appearance of the character
- immature and cliched high school stories
- when teachers call on you even if you didn't raise your hand
- when words are purposely spelled wrong (i.e. I'm 'N Luv Wit a Stripper, Stickwitu)
- slow people who take over the entire width of the sidewalk
- people who think it's cool to get wasted on alcohol or high on drugs
wants to:
- learn how to fence
- get into some sort of self-defense program and earn a black belt (unfortunately, I don't think this will ever come true)
- travel (Italy #1on the list)
- learn how to surf
- have her own car
- have a nice older brother (Don't we all?)
- try scuba diving
- be really, really good at drawing (You know, like that person in school whose drawings people gush over, while he or she says, "It's not good! I did this when I was bored." Every school has one.)
Quotes...
"How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but when Sebastian likes her, she's hot. No, screw you guys. I hate high school." - Toby, She's the Man
"So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?" - Viola, She's the Man
"I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shhh." - Viola, She's the Man
"Oh... right... OWWWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BUUURNS."- Viola, She's the Man
Viola (dancing while taking off her wraps): I get to take a shower, I get to take a shower.
Enter Malcolm.
Malcolm: BUSTED.
Viola: Uh...
Malcolm: Shower shoes have to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when IN the shower... Didn't you read your "Dorm Life" leaflet? It was in your cubby.
Duke walks in and whips his towel at Malcolm's head.
Viola: Sup, ma' brother?
Duke: Uh...yeah (makes quotation marks) okay, homie.
"Whatever I feel like doing, gosh!" - Napoleon Dynamite
"How was I supposed to get that? That's completely mental." - Harry, GOF (movie)
"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time." - Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes
"If you love someone, you say it, right there, right then, out loud, or else the moment just passes you by..." - Michael, My Best Friend's Wedding
"Don't frown...you never know who's falling in love with your smile."
"Wanna know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there."
"A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg, even though they know you're slighty cracked."
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel, FOTR
"And...you wouldn't tell us who really killed Kennedy, would you?" - Harry Stamper, Armageddon
("Where's Elizabeth?") "She's safe, just like I promised, she's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised, and you get to die for her, just like you promised. So, we're all men of our words really, except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman." - J.S., Pirates of the Carribean
"Stop blowin' holes in my ship!" - J.S.
"But...why is the rum gone?" - J.S.
"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills...you know what you gotta do when life gets you down? Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming..." - Dory, Finding Nemo
"I suffer from short term memory loss. No, really! It runs in my family...at least I think it does...hmm...where are they? (pause) ...Can I help you?" - Dory, Finding Nemo
"Ugh, dolphins! They think they're soOoOo cute! Hey, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you, I know some things." - Shark (don't know the name!), Finding Nemo
"Donald Duck never wore any pants, but when he got out of the shower, he always wore a towel around his waist...why is that?" - Chandler, Friends
"What's with boys and sound effects?"
"What's with men and asking for directions?"
"Uh...no thanks, I choose life." - Sid, Ice Age
"From now on, you shall refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flame!" - Sid, Ice Age
"I don't like this guy. He reads minds." - Sid, Ice Age
"Help. Me." - Sid,Ice Age
"I know I'm big...but where can I hide?" - Robert, Everybody Loves Raymond
("So do you want some?") "Yeah, yeah. Wrap it up and I'll eat it in my truck." - Ray, Everybody Loves Raymond
"God wouldn't give us problems if He thought we couldn't get through them in some way."
"Sometimes blessings are wrapped in tears."
"One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering."
"You must be the change you want to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi
Randomness...
Ways to annoy/scare people in an elevator:
1) Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
2) Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
3) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
4) Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
5) Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
6) Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
7) Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball.
8) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
9) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
10) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
11) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.
12) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
14) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
15) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
16) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower to the far corner of the elevator.
17) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
18) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
My two favourite ones:
#1 When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
#2 When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again.”
(from http://www.getannoyed.com/)
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