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Author has written 27 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, Essay, General, Horror, and Supernatural. For fans of the Explorers of the Unknown, the first book is now available for purchase. Read the book and post your reviews! ______ Mr. Krumbine lives and works somewhere nearby (I heard rumor that it was at least somewhere on Earth). He is an extraordinarly talented young man in both bongst and mixing beverages. (Bongst is an interesting game that involves large, blunt objects, gratuitus loss of blood, and on occasion a rubber ducky - great fun though, once you get used to it. However, if you really want to learn the game well, you'll need to travel the fourth moon of Quaron IV and speak to two individuals: Ralph and Mr. Bean.) Oddly enough, that doesn't reflect at all his writing capabilities. So, on behalf of Mr. Krumbine, I willingly vouch for his talents as an exotic dancer. Er, writer, that is. He's a writer. And darn fine one at that. Be sure to check out Mr. Krumbine's website for more samplings of his creative work in narrative prose, music, and film. Thank you very much. -Gregory Q. Marshall Jordan's websites: | |||||||||
1. The Proper Care & Feeding of Library Vampires » reviewsThe Explorers of the Unknown, an elite investigatory team that specializes in the strange and unusual, must uncover the truth behind the library vampires and reveal their nefarious plot. With their entire existence at stake, the Explorers of the Unknown aSupernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 8-23-052. Quite Possibly the Most Fascinating » reviewsQuite Possibly the Most Fascinating Thing You'll Ever ReadEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 5-19-043. Irreverent Genius 7 reviewsApparently, one of our heroes actually exhibit some talent in the creativity department. Well, sort of. Read on for adventures in writing! Well, sort of.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-04 - Published: 5-20-044. Conversations with an ExtraUniversal Being 2 reviewsIt's time for a quest. The purpose: discover the limits of human stupidity!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-19-04 - Published: 5-19-045. Irreverent Genius 4 reviewsReptition reigns. Repetition Reigns.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-046. Irreverent Genius 2: Library Fun reviewsLet's go to the library! Or, you know, not ...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-047. Irreverent Genius 1: The Question reviewsOn a quest for answers, first one must pose a question. Usually, that is.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-048. Irreverent Genius 6: The Inconvenience of Life reviewsLife may be an inconvenience - especially when you can't stop taking the Lord's name in vain and you realize the Absolute Truth: there's no place like Wisconsin.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-18-04 - Published: 5-18-049. Irreverent Genius 5 More Library Fun reviewsIs it actually possible to talk in circles? The answer: irrefutably so - at least, when it comes to THESE discussions.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-16-04 - Published: 5-16-0410. Irreverent Genius 3 reviewsThe world is coming to an end! And our heroes can't even stay on topic! The horrors!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-04 - Published: 5-16-0411. Darkness Rising » reviewsWhat do you do when the end of the world is coming and you're the only one who can see it? Martin is about to have the worst day of his life ...Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-13-04 - Published: 5-12-0412. NWC: Prelude to Apocalypse » reviewsThe next part of the New World Chronicles story - The country is divided and the leaders of the government and the rebellion are both after the one person who can end the war ... feedback, pleaseSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 8-16-0313. Napolean: World Peace through World Domination reviewsA briefish essay regarding a briefish visionary. (hehe, get it? briefish)Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0314. Interdimensional Travel & You »Check out the first couple of chapters of the definitive handbook for the reality challenged. More shall come pending reviews . . .Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,653 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0315. Conversations with an ExtraUniversal Being 1There are important questions in life. Questions concerning, well, life. And Alicia Esquire. For answers, of course, we turn to our resident Extra-Universal Being in this quadrant of the Omniverse ...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-14-03 - Published: 8-14-0316. A Poem or Two reviewsInspired by my sister as she attempted to rhyme for her Literature class. Short and sweet - enjoy!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-03 - Published: 3-7-0317. A Dialogue » reviewsThrills! Chills! Action! Adventure! And . . . dialogue. Lots of it. No! It's not a cheap Tarantino knock off - it's . . . uh, hm, well, it's DIFFERENT. *Chapter TWO!*Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-5-03 - Published: 3-3-0318. How to Conquer a Universe Without Really Trying reviewsIt's an instructional essay that will show you how to do what we all secretly want to do - run naked through the corn fields! . . . er, just read and reviewEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-3-03 - Published: 3-3-0319. A Word About Time reviewsSome thoughts about time travel. Reviews, please.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-03 - Published: 3-3-0320. A Word About the Universe reviewsAn article examining the unique, infinite reaches of our Universe - short and sweet!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-03 - Published: 3-3-0321. A View From Uranus IV: Life on UranusChapter four, exploring the possibilities of life on UranusHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-0322. Space, Time, and other Points of Interest reviewsBefore "A View From Uranus" our intrepid hero, Gregory Marshall, embarked on an adventure that spanned the Omniverse . . .Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-03 - Published: 2-28-0323. A View From Uranus: A Reply From Uranus reviewsThe third chapter in this epic saga!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-28-03 - Published: 2-28-0324. The New World Chronicles: The Sean Miller File reviewsSet in the same universe as "The Garson Compound", this story is about a young man trying to survive.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-03 - Published: 2-11-0325. A View From Uranus II: The Search For Life reviewsThe adventure continues as Gregory Marshall must determine if there is in fact life on UranusSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-0326. A View From Uranus reviewsThe continuing adventures of our intrepid hero, Gregory Marshall, as he crash lands on UranusSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-0327. The New World Chronicles: The Garson Compound reviewsA group of friends must save a girl from scientist who are using human subjects to test a lethal serum.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-16-03 - Published: 1-16-03
