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Author has written 24 stories for General, War, Humor, Life, Fantasy, Essay, Nature, Politics, Love, Friendship, and Humor. This is my profile...REVAMPED!!! I'm here to tell you what people don't want you to know. How do I know what others don't want you to know, you may ask? Don't question it. I risk my life everyday to bring out startling new truths. I don't even get paid to do it. That's right, I'm just an altrustic guy. I have agents trying to hunt me down as we speak in a covert attempt to stop me from filtering important truths to you. Don't worry, though: As long as I'm alive I will continue to provide you with startling facts the powers that be didn't want you to know! I write because I love to write, and I fight because I love to fight. Nobody is going to stand in my way, especially while I'm conveying my views on the earth around me; I MEAN NO ONE!!!! I can usually get along with just about anyone until they give me a reason not to. People certaintly cannot judge someone by their appearance. If someone saw me, they wouldn't suspect me as some sort of fudge-eating terrorist, but how the fizzle do they know what I have underneath my sweater? Do not tee me off because I will fight back, without discretion!!! This means I will use force, and will do anything in my power to dispatch you. I mean everything I say in these text, and I stand behind them 100 percent. Read and be amazed... Your vigilant friend, Edwinn Clayton Matonis II | |||||||
1. George to the EverLoving George reviewsRead about a true hero. This is what the Democrats didn't want you to know!Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-052. A Wonderful Delight reviewsMmmm...read and find out!Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 4-1-053. We've Changed reviewsThis is now my best poem to date...this is what changed people didn't want you to know!War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 4-1-054. European reviewsWhen you go into the bathroom you're Japanese...when you come out, you're American. What were you when you were in the bathroom?Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-1-05 - Published: 4-1-055. I Was a Communist for the FBI reviewsFind out the truth behind communism. What Stalin didn't want you to know!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 3-31-056. Pastrami on Wheat reviewsThe long-awaited sequel to Balonie on Rye! Mmmm...bologna... Mmmm...pastrami...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-057. Good Call On That One! reviewsOh, sweet irony! This piece is genius!Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-058. Irish Spring: The Only Logical Choice reviewsSo fresh...so clean...so green...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-29-059. George to the George reviewsRead and weep about your fellow government! Why is he so RACIST?Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-29-05 - Published: 3-29-0510. Tuna in O' Can reviewsMmmmmm...tuna...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0511. George Bush: What a Fucking Pathetic Loser reviewsThis is what the Republican party did not want you to know!Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0512. Universal Connection reviewsThis is the best poem ever!Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-0513. Animal Farm: The Truth of Oobindoof reviewsThis is the finest essay ever written about Animal Farm. This is what Orwell didn't want you to know!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-26-0514. Oink to the Oink reviewsOink to the oink oink baby yeah freshness!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-26-05 - Published: 3-26-0515. Epiphanial Grandeloquence reviewsHatred is only a fallacyGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-0516. Final Cry reviewsThis is my final cryLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 8-7-0417. Slain reviewsIf this ever happened, I would become slainFantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 7-10-0318. Question reviewsWhen I question myself in matters of confinementLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 7-10-0319. On the Can reviewsCome on, I know everyone can relate to this one, read and be amazed at my poetry skillsHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-9-03 - Published: 7-9-0320. Pit of Anger reviewsThis is the time when I dropped someone I hatedWar - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-9-03 - Published: 7-9-0321. Pain reviewsPain, torture, hatredGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-8-03 - Published: 7-8-0322. Balonie On Rye reviewsMmmm...Balonie On Rye.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-30-03 - Published: 1-30-03
