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1. Forever » reviews

This is basically total nonsense... ch3 up; the plot congeals like Jello in the refrigerator. Read it, it's dumb.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-21-05

2. Why Liberal's Suck! » reviews

why liberal's suck

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-16-05

3. Why I Cannot Support John Kerry reviews

Just what the title says. 500-word-ish essay on-wait for it-why I don't support John Kerry. Flames encouraged. PG 'cause I think I call Bush a butthole.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 10-30-04

4. Political Rants of the Cheesemonkey » reviews

I've been wanting to do this for awhile... political rantings are what i do best... anyway, chapter 3 up, the usa patriot act.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 6-26-04

5. Aftereffects of Harnessing Nuclear Power » reviews

The long-awaited (yeah, right) SEQUEL to Return to Insanity, but I don't think it's as good as the first two. please r&r. Basically, Diane & company have to save a four-tailed pink and orange cat from an evil dude.

Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-04 - Published: 10-26-03

6. Loserville » reviews

Dude's going to San Francisco when he finds he's stuck in Loserville. I'm awful at summaries.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-26-04 - Published: 1-31-04

7. i wanna be cool » reviews

Narrator is a pathetic geek who thinks she needs to be 'cool.' I don't know why I wrote this.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 1-24-04

8. The 7 Demons of Word reviews

A completely insane story I came up with... I don't know why. Seven demons possess a guy named Clarence...but i'm giving away the good part. Read at your own risk.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-04

9. Summer reviews

I wrote this a year ago and found it under my mattress... it's about death or summer vacation... kinda weird...

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-5-04

10. pissed reviews

My little testament to how fun it can be to be angry. Mild language... I wrote this for english.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-04

11. how to fix a portable cd player reviews

Something I wrote while grounded. Kinda funny. Not that good.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-04

12. The Internet for Morons reviews

Written to explain just why I'm not particularly afraid of perverts on the internet. Or rabid fascists. Or viruses.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-20-04

13. The Path reviews

About a fork in the road and a choice. Heavily influenced by Robert Frost, except not nearly as good. Also doesn't rhyme.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-04

14. How the Protest got its Song reviews

How the protest song was born. I debated for seconds on whether to post this... tell me if it's good.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-04

15. Peaches » reviews

A writer is kidnapped by an insane dude named Jonathan. Includes a very stupid chief of police. PG13 just in case anything interesting happens...

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 12-13-03

16. Pick N Save reviews

Chard and Lacey are rehearsing the musical Love at the Pick N Save... which is an original creation. Stupidly funny.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-31-04

17. River in Egypt reviews

Narrator tries to convince ppl that she did not have a major revelation while sleeping. short, simple, and stupid. thought of it in the locker room.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-04

18. TheResultOfUtterBoredom reviews

Written during extremely boring English class. Read if you feel like laughing at something dumb.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-03

19. The Day George Microwaved It All reviews

King of the Hill is canceled. A stupid man waits by a button. It All is microwaved. Definitely completely different. Really. and there was an obvious mistake in the first paragraph caused by an overactive thesaurus. sorry.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-22-03

20. Five Fundamental Truths reviews

Extremely short, and extremely true. I think so anyway. It's only fifty-seven words... read.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-15-03

21. Vicious Cycle reviews

This is the worst poem anyone has ever read. YAY FOR IT! this is my first attempt at actual poetry... and i'm not a poet. but read it anyway...

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-03

22. and all for the want of cheese reviews

Sparky the housecat needs cheese. Very random, very stupid, and very, very under the influence of caffeine. please r&r.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-03

23. My Philosophy reviews

Just what I think about life... please r&r, like it or hate it... umm... it's short!

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-1-03

24. short&stupid reviews

Two Undenominational Spouses, a pirate radio show, a very sexy cat, and making fun of pop music and tATu. couldn't be better. or actually, couldn't be worse. just read. lyrics taken from that one tATu song.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-03

25. The Boring Adventures of X » reviews

exactly what the title says. boring, pointless, and useless. don't read it. please r&r

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-28-03

26. The Ham Conspiracy reviews

The truth is finally revealed-no not THAT one-the ham will be TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-03

27. Josh In Hell » reviews

What happens when giant radioactive sloths take over a plane, a reasonably prudent person falls into a puddle of mashed banana, and a spark of static electicity accidentally blows the whole thing up? I replace ch3 with a better one, that's what.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-21-03 - Published: 9-7-03

28. Return to Insanity » reviews

Sequel to Nonsensicality, with longer chapters, new characters... Read Nonsensicality first. PG for edible underpants and... yeah. R&R-FINISHED

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 8-23-03

29. The Leader » reviews

after the insane Leader starts climate control, Kitty decides to do something about it... but it isn't very smart to get on the leader's bad side now is it? rated for slash, violence, mild language. chapter 17 EDITED*COMPLETE*

Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 5-26-03

30. Just Another Love Story reviews

a lame story i wrote when i was bored. don't read it if you know what's good for you. please r&r.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-03

31. dreamfantasy reviews

this is about the weirdest thing ever written-it starts out as a dream i had a really long time ago, then goes into a storm, then goes to a kind of a weird... well i'll let you find out... PG for... suggestive... umm... at the end...

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-03

32. Nonsensicality » reviews

She (yet unnamed, suggestions? please) finds a book in the library... Basically spoofs a whole bunch of random stuff... will have a plot, i promise.. but later... R&R plz- chapter 15 up-which is the end-you'd better review if you want a sequel people.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 8-3-03

33. The Elevator » reviews

Lisa is trapped in an elevator for two days with a Jehovah's Witness. PG for safety

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-10-03

34. The Computer reviews

I was bored-what can I say? About a dream I had-well, part of a dream anyway. Really strange... (Later) sorry this might sound kind of like ERROR. Honestly i did NOT copy...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-12-03