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Author has written 34 stories for Sci-Fi, Humor, Life, Fantasy, Essay, General, Humor, and Play. Some random facts that may or may not help you understand me better: "We're dorks/And we're proud of it." (Credit goes partially to a cheerleader friend) I am an evolutionist who believes in creation, a libertarian socialist, and an elitist populist. I am elitist but not elite. I believe in swordfish. "If you don't know, then explaining it wouldn't help." Some character in Diane Duane's The Door into Fire. Later I'll add reviewer quotes, but I have to find them first. | |||||||||||
1. Forever » reviewsThis is basically total nonsense... ch3 up; the plot congeals like Jello in the refrigerator. Read it, it's dumb.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-21-052. Why Liberal's Suck! » reviewswhy liberal's suckEssay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-16-053. Why I Cannot Support John Kerry reviewsJust what the title says. 500-word-ish essay on-wait for it-why I don't support John Kerry. Flames encouraged. PG 'cause I think I call Bush a butthole.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 10-30-044. Political Rants of the Cheesemonkey » reviewsI've been wanting to do this for awhile... political rantings are what i do best... anyway, chapter 3 up, the usa patriot act.Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 6-26-045. Aftereffects of Harnessing Nuclear Power » reviewsThe long-awaited (yeah, right) SEQUEL to Return to Insanity, but I don't think it's as good as the first two. please r&r. Basically, Diane & company have to save a four-tailed pink and orange cat from an evil dude.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-26-04 - Published: 10-26-036. Loserville » reviewsDude's going to San Francisco when he finds he's stuck in Loserville. I'm awful at summaries.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-26-04 - Published: 1-31-047. i wanna be cool » reviewsNarrator is a pathetic geek who thinks she needs to be 'cool.' I don't know why I wrote this.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 1-24-048. The 7 Demons of Word reviewsA completely insane story I came up with... I don't know why. Seven demons possess a guy named Clarence...but i'm giving away the good part. Read at your own risk.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-20-04 - Published: 6-20-049. Summer reviewsI wrote this a year ago and found it under my mattress... it's about death or summer vacation... kinda weird...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-0410. pissed reviewsMy little testament to how fun it can be to be angry. Mild language... I wrote this for english.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-0411. how to fix a portable cd player reviewsSomething I wrote while grounded. Kinda funny. Not that good.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-0412. The Internet for Morons reviewsWritten to explain just why I'm not particularly afraid of perverts on the internet. Or rabid fascists. Or viruses.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 3-20-0413. The Path reviewsAbout a fork in the road and a choice. Heavily influenced by Robert Frost, except not nearly as good. Also doesn't rhyme.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 3-20-0414. How the Protest got its Song reviewsHow the protest song was born. I debated for seconds on whether to post this... tell me if it's good.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 3-20-0415. Peaches » reviewsA writer is kidnapped by an insane dude named Jonathan. Includes a very stupid chief of police. PG13 just in case anything interesting happens...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-20-04 - Published: 12-13-0316. Pick N Save reviewsChard and Lacey are rehearsing the musical Love at the Pick N Save... which is an original creation. Stupidly funny.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-31-04 - Published: 1-31-0417. River in Egypt reviewsNarrator tries to convince ppl that she did not have a major revelation while sleeping. short, simple, and stupid. thought of it in the locker room.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-04 - Published: 1-24-0418. TheResultOfUtterBoredom reviewsWritten during extremely boring English class. Read if you feel like laughing at something dumb.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-13-0319. The Day George Microwaved It All reviewsKing of the Hill is canceled. A stupid man waits by a button. It All is microwaved. Definitely completely different. Really. and there was an obvious mistake in the first paragraph caused by an overactive thesaurus. sorry.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-03 - Published: 11-22-0320. Five Fundamental Truths reviewsExtremely short, and extremely true. I think so anyway. It's only fifty-seven words... read.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0321. Vicious Cycle reviewsThis is the worst poem anyone has ever read. YAY FOR IT! this is my first attempt at actual poetry... and i'm not a poet. but read it anyway...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 11-1-0322. and all for the want of cheese reviewsSparky the housecat needs cheese. Very random, very stupid, and very, very under the influence of caffeine. please r&r.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 11-1-0323. My Philosophy reviewsJust what I think about life... please r&r, like it or hate it... umm... it's short!Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-1-03 - Published: 11-1-0324. short&stupid reviewsTwo Undenominational Spouses, a pirate radio show, a very sexy cat, and making fun of pop music and tATu. couldn't be better. or actually, couldn't be worse. just read. lyrics taken from that one tATu song.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-25-03 - Published: 10-25-0325. The Boring Adventures of X » reviewsexactly what the title says. boring, pointless, and useless. don't read it. please r&rHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-28-03 - Published: 9-28-0326. The Ham Conspiracy reviewsThe truth is finally revealed-no not THAT one-the ham will be TAKING OVER THE WORLD!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-21-03 - Published: 9-21-0327. Josh In Hell » reviewsWhat happens when giant radioactive sloths take over a plane, a reasonably prudent person falls into a puddle of mashed banana, and a spark of static electicity accidentally blows the whole thing up? I replace ch3 with a better one, that's what.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-21-03 - Published: 9-7-0328. Return to Insanity » reviewsSequel to Nonsensicality, with longer chapters, new characters... Read Nonsensicality first. PG for edible underpants and... yeah. R&R-FINISHEDHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 8-23-0329. The Leader » reviewsafter the insane Leader starts climate control, Kitty decides to do something about it... but it isn't very smart to get on the leader's bad side now is it? rated for slash, violence, mild language. chapter 17 EDITED*COMPLETE*Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,979 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 5-26-0330. Just Another Love Story reviewsa lame story i wrote when i was bored. don't read it if you know what's good for you. please r&r.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-03 - Published: 9-6-0331. dreamfantasy reviewsthis is about the weirdest thing ever written-it starts out as a dream i had a really long time ago, then goes into a storm, then goes to a kind of a weird... well i'll let you find out... PG for... suggestive... umm... at the end...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-03 - Published: 8-23-0332. Nonsensicality » reviewsShe (yet unnamed, suggestions? please) finds a book in the library... Basically spoofs a whole bunch of random stuff... will have a plot, i promise.. but later... R&R plz- chapter 15 up-which is the end-you'd better review if you want a sequel people.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 8-17-03 - Published: 8-3-0333. The Elevator » reviewsLisa is trapped in an elevator for two days with a Jehovah's Witness. PG for safetyHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-16-03 - Published: 8-10-0334. The Computer reviewsI was bored-what can I say? About a dream I had-well, part of a dream anyway. Really strange... (Later) sorry this might sound kind of like ERROR. Honestly i did NOT copy...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-12-03 - Published: 7-12-03
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