Hey. Long time, no see. So, I just graduated from college and now I'm in Louisville, KY. I've been working on a full blown novel, and I've started redrafting Slut Man. Also I've been spending some time on a side project website:

http://www.freewebs.com/johnink

There are cartoons there, as well as Slut Man. I'm basically putting up whatever I feel like doing, so there may eventually be comics and stuff like that as well. You can also friend me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/johnink

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1. Slut Man and The Chronicles Therefore Of » reviews

New Draft. Short Chapters. Read at least one. Sluut man, Sluut Man, friendly neighborhood Slutman, gets the girl, everytime, watch out guys, it's slut man time, look out, there goes the slut maaaaaan!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 2-15-03

2. A song to sing reviews

Another poem I had to get out of my head.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-05

3. Old Pains reviews

Something I made up for Literature class. I'm not really a poet, but my last crappy poem got good reviews, so why not post another one?

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 1-12-05

4. War On Piracy reviews

George Bush the third continues an American tradition. A war against a idea, that can't really be stopped. Communism, Drugs, Terrorism, and now Piracy. When will the madness end?

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 1-12-05

5. Untitled Script reviews

5 minute script. A woman is driven to the edge when her life begins to resemble a bad horror movie.

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-20-04 - Published: 11-20-04

6. Glass half full reviews

Nudity, Natives, and Nickels. Isn't this what the English language was meant for? Read, review, then dance for me! BWA HA HA HA!!!! DANCE MY LITTLE PAWN!!!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-03

7. Internal Bleeding reviews

For those who didn't like my summary, "A song about getting hit by a truck" this is for you. I don't know how to explain this! Just read it! Jeez!

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-21-03 - Published: 1-21-03