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since: 02-03-03, id: 337625
Author has written 22 stories for Life, Friendship, Love, Religion, Politics, Song, Haiku, Humor, and Fantasy.
*points at self* Me:
Name: lara Roberts
country: Sunny ole England
Fav authors: Elizabeth Moon, J.r.r Tolkien, Phillip paulman, katherine kerr and kristina britian a
Fav bands: If its rock... chances are i like it.....
Religion: Pagan
Likes: Open minded people, chocolate, horses, role playing, reading, writting, singing, composing, poi, my friends, drama, Horse riding
Dislikes: My french teacher. French. France. The french accent.French wine. French Bread. The french economy. French landmarks. French history. larger and beer. Narrow minded people who think only they are right. Bush. The american arms campaginer (hate him so much i've forgotten his name....)
U.A's Cures for writters block:
1.Take a Tea break
2.Take a T.v. break
3.Change the C.D in the c.d player
4. Tap your pencil
5. Walk from room to room
6. Stare at your surroundings vacantly
7. Watch your goldfish swim round and round round and round, and round again.
8. Watch your step dad staring at a computer screen muttering to himself
9. Mutter to yourself
10.Take a Tea break
11.Throw your penicl across the room and watch it 'bounce' off the wall
12. Find one biro in the whole house that works the way you want it to.
13. Chewing the end of said biro until you can no longer put pressure on the nib because you'e chewed through the plastic top that held it in place.
14. Try to fix your pen using only bluetack, three paper clips and a piece of chewed paper.
15. Snap your pencil in half
16. Hit yourself on the head with the sofa cushions
17. Re-write the last paragraph in six different ways till you realise the original paragraph was better.
18. Screw up used paper and drop it on the floor.
19. Wading through the waste paper bin trying to find a paragraph you wrote earlier..
20. Remembering suddenly you have a 1000 word essay due in tomorrow morning and it's 8:30pm
21. Write all ideas in the above stated essay's margin, wait 3 weeks to have it handed back to you....
22. Take a tea break

*Waves* hello all. *big grin* *whiney voice* reeevvvviiiieewwww meeeeeee *big grin* 



1. Love's ways
Another one i found in a notepad... about an ex.. not as depressing as it first begins.. a revenge type poem XD
Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
2. Through the eyes of your morals forgotten reviews
found this in a notepad the other day... its about an ex... blah blah etc
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
3. Glass Coffin
Written today expressing my feelings at the "Protection" provided by the police
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
4. Alitie reviews
A poem writen for no real reason, back up because i liked it :D
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
5. Ode to the stocks
Something i wrote ages ago and is back up by request
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
6. Too late reviews
An echo-style poem, containing feelings of loss
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-23-04 - Published: 4-23-04
7. Brilliant Blue reviews
Losing something within someone, perhaps a good set of lyrics for a song...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04
8. My Hole reviews
Feeling lonely and sad, i sat down to write and this popped out, it has a childish tone to it, and isnt as depressing as it seems...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04
9. Writers Block reviews
A Writers BEST friend!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04
10. Lost
A jumble of lost thoughts
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04
11. Strings reviews
about schizophrenia but also a bit of a rant on politics
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-04 - Published: 1-15-04
12. The gift reviews
For rich. Creativety, will fill my universe as it will fill yours.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
13. Safety reviews
haiku i did for a creative writing course
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
14. Coven dream reviews
A chant like poem, about a pagan ritual
Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
15. Plastic style reviews
Cliche's and how they annoy me, a slight rant on a false culture
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
16. Worpship reviews
Again hardcore christians should avoid. Inspired by a speech given by my r.s teacher.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
17. Secrets reviews
Abuse
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-04 - Published: 1-7-04
18. The Beat Of The Music reviews
Music, and the way gigs feel
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-03 - Published: 6-23-03
19. Cry reviews
A poem for a lot of my friends who outlet their anger on themselves
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-7-03 - Published: 5-7-03
20. Selfish reviews
The title kinda sums it up.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-1-03 - Published: 5-1-03
21. Simple Relationships reviews
Lives simple isn't it?
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-03 - Published: 5-1-03
22. To ride reviews
PONIES!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-30-03 - Published: 4-30-03
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