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Author has written 25 stories for Thriller, Kids, Humor, Haiku, Humor, Action, and General. I don't have a whole lot of information to post here. I know a lot of my old stories are stupid, but my new ones are not finished. Also -keep in mind- it's been about 4 years since I wrote some of them. I don't post a lot of the things I write here because FanFiction/FictionPress is extremely restrictive with their content and have deleted so many of my stories in the past. If by chance you like a story on here that is not finished, then message me, I might have it on my computer but was too lazy to update it. Current stats (10-12-2007): You are on the favorites list of 9 members. You are on the author alert list of 3 members. You have submitted a total of 167 signed reviews. Total words archived : 31,845 words. Avg. number of words per entry : 1,274. Numbers of hits to your profile page : 50. | |||||||||
1. Gazebo Oligarchy Dong »The whole world is counting on you! A collection of poems I've written over the last few years. From maniacally happy to soul crushing. I also try my hand a weird formatting. Inspired by dada and surrealism.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-12-07 - Published: 10-12-072. Dancin' Chihuahua's Archive of Insanity » reviewsThis doesn't make much sense. It is just random crap, that is put together utterly randomly, with the sheer purpose of being weird. I dunno how I came up with this, or it's purpose. Enjoy the weirdness!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 11-16-033. The Adventures of '50's Detective Man » reviewsRemember those old '50's detective movies...I don't either, but here's a parody of them.Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-22-05 - Published: 2-22-054. Tales from the Land of Achoombu » reviewsThere was once a mystical magical land known as Achoombu...It was founded by Guacalupoo Con-Carne and Francis of the Third Variety. This chronicles its amazing history.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-11-045. Theories of Stupidity reviewsAs the title suggests, this is a series of ridiculous theories. Not meant to be taken seriously. But they are rather interesting...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-22-046. Jolphin the Friendliest Dolphin » reviewsSick ant twisted! A psychotic dolphin incites havoc on an aquarium animal park thing. Watch the suffering! Muwahahahahahahahaha!Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 5-12-037. The Astounding Adventures of Caesar » reviewsThis is the life of Caesar, AKA Jesus, the megalomaniac bum. He is the weirdo you knew and loved from THE NEVER BEGINING STORY. This is a joint writing effort between many of my friends, and me.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 6-27-048. 40 Dollars A Week » reviewsA week in the life of Bob the hobo...This is a prequel to Saturday School. Before Bob ran his nun-scam, he was a participant in a reality TV show! This is his story. (Updated chapter 4)Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-04 - Published: 8-1-049. Tales From Bass Hole » reviewsBass-Hole, a refuge for all the basses of the lake. The fish live out their fascinating lives here, beneath it's putrid waves. A tale of family loyalty, incest, loss, romance, and betrayal. Rated for sick and wrong humorous implications...Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-13-0410. Senseless Man » reviewsA story about a stupid super-hero who is indeed lacking the powers of common sense. This is less stupid than it sounds, however my friend and I did come up with it on the bus in 6th grade.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-04 - Published: 5-10-0411. Frog Man reviewsAbout a superhero with powers that are similar to that of frogs. This story is nowhere near as stupid as it sounds, and actually DOES make some sense. So please read it.Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-10-0412. Not Another Random Haiku Collection » reviewsMY FIFTH COLLECTON OF HAIKIZZLES! YAY! Read them, they are funny.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 16 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-30-04 - Published: 4-30-0413. Random Humor Haikus IV » reviewsMy (you guessed it) 4th haiku collection! Just as crazy as the first 3...Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-0414. How To Haiku reviews5 easy steps to writing haikus- in haiku form. Now you can write like the haiku master! Dear Lord...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-24-04 - Published: 4-24-0415. FEAR! A Movie About Death reviewsA (fake) preview for the feel good hit of the year! Oh my God! What's with all the blood! : ) Please R/R.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-18-04 - Published: 4-18-0416. Ode To Mexican Food » reviewsA result of too much free time after Spanish class. A little song I wrote, in Spanish, with a translation. 'Tis crazy! Really. I better Taco-Bell is (not) proud.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-15-04 - Published: 3-15-0417. The Never Beginning Story » reviewsThis is a joint writing effort with me and 'The Krazed One' (http://www.fictionpress.com/thekrazedone). It is about the adventures of one very eccentric man, and his megalomaniac friend, Caesar. This is the result of our genious, or lack of, thereoff.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-14-04 - Published: 3-11-0418. Even More Random Humor Haikus » reviewsMy 3rd collection of humorous haikus. Weird, chaotic, psychotic, freaky, and funny- the 5 words that describe it best.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-04 - Published: 3-12-0419. Holiday Haikus » reviewsSpread the joy of the holiday season with beautiful poetry...Ha ha! Bah humbug!Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-19-03 - Published: 12-18-0320. More Random Humor Haikus » reviewsMy second compilation of haikus. My first collection did so well I thought I'd do another one. These are all humorous though, so there. Note: The Word count is wrong.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-18-03 - Published: 11-16-0321. Saturday School » reviewsDeep in the sewers of the city, Bob the Hobo-Nun teaches Saturday School, a scam to earn more money. In this story, you shall learn of the dangers of Bob, his daily agenda, and my personal encounter with this dangerous con-artist.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 4-2-0322. The Computer Virus reviewsMy latest work. This is a story about a new computer virus. This slightly humorous short story centers around a 1st grader at Speezil Elementary.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-28-03 - Published: 5-28-0323. Random Humor Haikus » reviewsThis is a wacky collections of haikus. This is my first poetry fic. Please read it if you like humor.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-13-03 - Published: 5-13-0324. The Parrot reviewsA puppet show I wrote in the 5th grade for the 4th grade. It is OK, and completely original. Enjoy, Read, and Review.Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-25-03 - Published: 2-25-0325. The Haunted House reviewsA first person story about somebody who conquers their fear, and finally enters a "haunted" house.Thriller - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-25-03 - Published: 2-25-03
