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Author has written 16 stories for Nature, Life, Family, Humor, Politics, General, Supernatural, Horror, Young Adult, Mystery, and General. Someday, I hope to step into original fiction. Until that day comes, I deposit what scattered resources Inspiration drops into my head here. Mostly, I dwell in the increasingly retarded realms of LotR fanfiction (You'll find me under Tindomiel) but occasionally I come up with a reasonably good piece of verse and type it up. Sometimes it borders on political. Most of the time it's just sarcastic. My pen name (used to be) Cashier No. 9, please because it sounded amusing when it spored in my head, NOT because it shows the triviality of modern society, or the plague of wealth, or the deep psychological responses to financial institutions causing you to move up the queue (although these are all perfectly applicable). | |||||
1. Unfurled Rose reviewsA short poem written for a recently bereaved friend. She'll never read it, but it expresses how I feel about her.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 4-4-072. Dieter's Lament reviewsDedicated to the muffintops and buddha bellies of all the dieting women out there.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-3-07 - Published: 4-3-073. SnowA winter moment, through the eyes of a nameless child. Everything is white, and it is easy to lose yourself.Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-064. Blind reviewsHe's a King, who deserves a Queen; But I'm not a Queen, and he doesn't see me... One Shot.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-06 - Published: 9-10-065. The Gothic Flapjack reviewsAsked to write a short gothic piece for english, this is what I present: A tale of desire, obsession and submission. Not all gothic is shock and horror. Contains elements of parody.Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 9-8-066. Self Improvement in 30 Days reviewsBecause you're worth it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-20-067. The Popularity Contest reviewsJealousy is such an ugly thing...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-20-068. Hair Today reviewsBecause, in this chilly economic climate, being a tooth fairy just doesn't cut it anymore. Life, death, work, teeth, tweezers, and an explanation for male hair loss ...Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-069. A Box of Earth reviewsA short vignette of an unusual conversation between two strangers in an airport.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-0610. Ruling the Waves: a Bob Dylan tributeSome vague musings about a small island in the North Sea. Disllusionment? Probably. Depression? Possibly. Political activism? Not yet.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 1-11-0611. Predator and PreyThe dangers of sheep farming...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-0412. Ebb TideWas written after reading a poem by Emily Dickinson. Therefore the theme can be easily guessed. Depression, Angst, and Self harm, what more could you ask for?Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-0413. Inferiority Complex reviewsCan you see through my disguise, the man behind the clown?Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 5-17-0414. Hymn to Capitolism reviewsSporadic ironic righteousness. Bitterness. Melodrama. Ranting. Cliches. It's all here.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 5-17-0415. Of Lilies and Car Parks reviewsInspired by Mowlem, the company who built my crappy new school; and my first decent flower painting. Beware, the dangers of steamrollers.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-04 - Published: 5-6-0416. Eutrophication reviewsShort verse inspired by my reptile-obsessed friend and my chemistry teacher. Beware, the dangers of chemical fertiliser.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-04 - Published: 5-6-04
