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1. NewAge Nazism

Well. . .It will soon become the story of how racism and interpretations can change the world. Ask me if you want to know how it ends prematurely.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 9-24-06

2. Songs or Poems »

Well. . .on a more serious note. I've become more serious.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 290 - Published: 9-24-06

3. My Songs » reviews

These are my songs. . .I completely forgot that I had an account here, and haven't done anything with it in about two years. So here are some of my songs. . .

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-05

4. People That I Don't Get » reviews

These are people on fictionpress that I don't get. I made it part Tragedy because it's a tragedy how stupid they are. This will be yanked off soon probably so read it now before it's extinct.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 4-14-03

5. Your Horoscope » reviews

So what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 2-22-03

6. DF IS BACK!

Well, I'm back and this is just a bit to state it. . .HOROSCOPES COMIN' SOON, AND BY SOON I MEAN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, LOOK!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 1-8-05

7. An Autobiography Of a Slightly Crazy Kid » reviews

My autobiography. The full name that wouldn't fit is Just a Slightly Crazy Autobiography About a Slightly Crazy Person.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 4-15-03

8. My STORY of Five Ways How To Annoy People reviews

Try to take THAT off!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-04

9. My Brother the Hypocrite reviews

My bro is a freaking hypocrite, I hate Cubs fans, I hate my teacher, and so on.

Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-04

10. Stand Up Comedy reviews

I'm trying out a little, and I mean VERY little, stand up comedy.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-04

11. Quotes reviews

What we say when we're bored..and outisde school.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-04

12. UFO Chickens From Outer Space reviews

Anita Bath gets obducted by aliens.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-04

13. Murderous Rampage Poem reviews

My poem from my horoscopes, so if you liked those, you will also like these...I guess.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-04

14. There's Something About Nothing reviews

Based on the upcoming movie that I'm making!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-04

15. Millennium Ninjas reviews

The story of seven 'ordinary' kids, who became ninjas with awesome powers and must fight foes.

Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-04

16. How to speak JAM » reviews

The funny language that don't make no sense.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 6-9-03

17. 100th Chapter Celebration

Wow, 100 chapters with Pizza-Man, Captain Cookie, the psycho psychiatrist, and this is a mix of everyone at a party.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 3-6-04

18. Con Artist reviews

This is a weird tale about elves and some con artists.

Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-04

19. Names Long

Something that's LIKE Long Names but slightly different and NOT cliche!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 3-2-04

20. Heaven vs Hell » reviews

An epic battle between Heaven and Hell, WARNING...THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS ASPECTS THAT SOME MAY NOT LIKE.

Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 1-27-04

21. Celebrity Thingy reviews

We've taken 10 celebrities from around the country with team YZARC(zark) and JUSPLANSUPID(jusplinsoopid), I MADE a second one, but realized it was too like Rated R you know, so, it might end up in a compilation of my trashed work that will be rated R.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-03

22. Longer Names reviews

The stories with VERY VERY VERY long titles are back with a slightly different story line.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-03

23. Mark's Journal » reviews

It's all about Mark, and his 'girlfriends', yeah.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-03 - Published: 10-12-03

24. The Caffeinator reviews

Meet the newest member of the Insomniac group. Joseph Yekurt is stronger that the governor himself.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-03

25. The Greatest Song Ever in the History of Everness » reviews

This is the greatest song EVER!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-11-03 - Published: 6-9-03

26. The Schizofrenic Hypochondriac reviews

The split-personallity dude who thinks he's got a disease, oh yeah.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-03

27. The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was reviews

The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-03

28. Pizza Man » reviews

Josh Johnson was an ordinary person, then he was blasted by RADIOACTIVE PIZZA! Giving him amazing strength, AND he could blast hot cheese out of his wrists.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-03

29. Worlds Funniest Stuff reviews

The title says it all and stuff like that.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-03

30. Trivia Game Show Thingy reviews

My first Game Show.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-03

31. My Favorite Dreams reviews

Just a few of my favorite dreams, but I can't tell you about my favorite dream because fictionpress wouldn't approve of it.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-03

32. Graduation and the Party » reviews

The story of Jhonas' fictional characters, Ben Dover, Ann Dover, Lou Zer, and Mack Donalds.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-03 - Published: 5-14-03

33. Prank Calls Jhonas Style reviews

I, Jhonas call some people that are stupider than me! They're crazy too.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-03

34. The Small Dictionary of Large Words reviews

Just a few short stories about words like onomatopoeia.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-03

35. Long Names » reviews

Read these stories with really long titles.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 2-13-03

36. Long Names B » reviews

Guess Who's back.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 3-6-03

37. Dude Guy Person Man Male » reviews

Ted Dumaperguy has to fight evil with extremely long sentences as Dude Guy Person Man Male.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 4-19-03

38. Food Song Parodies

A few random song parodies made by me! I swear, my friend Housam likes these.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 4-14-03

39. Inventions That Would Be Rather Smart To Not Use reviews

Let's use these inventions James Boone.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-03

40. Psychotic Bunnies reviews

Just an EXTREMELY STUPID STORY. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS THEN DO NOT READ THIS!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-03

41. Psycho Pschology » reviews

The fat and crazy guy from the last long name visits a psycho psychiatrist.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 2-22-03

42. My Forehead Burns » reviews

This is based on something that happened about two seconds ago.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-30-03 - Published: 3-29-03

43. Survey reviews

This is seriously a survey that I want you to take.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-29-03

44. Poems » reviews

Just some weird poems.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-03

45. The Beaver Song reviews

What to do if you're a beaver with a river...

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-03

46. Ketchup versus Catsup

The Great Corn Dog War

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Published: 3-21-03

47. Riding a Coller Roaster reviews

What's the difference between a Coller Roaster and Roller Coaster?

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-03

48. Talking To Myself reviews

I NEVER EVER TALK TO MYSELF! yes you do! NO I DON'T! yes you do! SO WHAT?

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-03

49. When Bears Attack » reviews

See what happens when Da Bears attack, Brian Urlacher, Anthony Thomas and Ted Washington won't be pleasent.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-03 - Published: 3-4-03

50. Nothing On TV

Let's see what's on tv.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 3-5-03

51. The Happy, Uncrazy and Unbrainwashed Song reviews

May make you angry, crazy and brainwashed.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-03

52. C S Squad » reviews

Captain Cookie, Captain Candy, Captain Crazy and Captain Psycho.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-23-03 - Published: 2-22-03

53. The Flatulator reviews

The Flatu...THAT SMELLS SO BAD!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-03

54. Does Dracula Wear False Teeth » reviews

Meet Ben Dover, Lou Zer, Mack Donalds, Jon and don't forget Captain Corn Dog!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-03

55. Chief Blackhawk

This is my first serious piece. I originally wrote it for school.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 2-18-03