| Del Felesif |
Author has written 55 stories for Humor, General, Life, Humor, General, Spiritual, Action, Biography, and Song. Well, I am now, what's the word for it? Um . . . serious? Yeah! That's it. I'm serious now. I've currently added some of my good poetry and/or songs in "Songs or Poems" and I'm writing a (possibly short) story about a new-age nazism. | |||||
1. NewAge NazismWell. . .It will soon become the story of how racism and interpretations can change the world. Ask me if you want to know how it ends prematurely.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Published: 9-24-062. Songs or Poems »Well. . .on a more serious note. I've become more serious.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 290 - Published: 9-24-063. My Songs » reviewsThese are my songs. . .I completely forgot that I had an account here, and haven't done anything with it in about two years. So here are some of my songs. . .Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-054. People That I Don't Get » reviewsThese are people on fictionpress that I don't get. I made it part Tragedy because it's a tragedy how stupid they are. This will be yanked off soon probably so read it now before it's extinct.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 4-14-035. Your Horoscope » reviewsSo what if I'm obsessed with murderous rampages?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 2-22-036. DF IS BACK!Well, I'm back and this is just a bit to state it. . .HOROSCOPES COMIN' SOON, AND BY SOON I MEAN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, LOOK!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Published: 1-8-057. An Autobiography Of a Slightly Crazy Kid » reviewsMy autobiography. The full name that wouldn't fit is Just a Slightly Crazy Autobiography About a Slightly Crazy Person.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-7-04 - Published: 4-15-038. My STORY of Five Ways How To Annoy People reviewsTry to take THAT off!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-049. My Brother the Hypocrite reviewsMy bro is a freaking hypocrite, I hate Cubs fans, I hate my teacher, and so on.Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-0410. Stand Up Comedy reviewsI'm trying out a little, and I mean VERY little, stand up comedy.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-0411. Quotes reviewsWhat we say when we're bored..and outisde school.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-0412. UFO Chickens From Outer Space reviewsAnita Bath gets obducted by aliens.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-5-0413. Murderous Rampage Poem reviewsMy poem from my horoscopes, so if you liked those, you will also like these...I guess.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-0414. There's Something About Nothing reviewsBased on the upcoming movie that I'm making!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-0415. Millennium Ninjas reviewsThe story of seven 'ordinary' kids, who became ninjas with awesome powers and must fight foes.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-21-0416. How to speak JAM » reviewsThe funny language that don't make no sense.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 6-9-0317. 100th Chapter CelebrationWow, 100 chapters with Pizza-Man, Captain Cookie, the psycho psychiatrist, and this is a mix of everyone at a party.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 3-6-0418. Con Artist reviewsThis is a weird tale about elves and some con artists.Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-0419. Names LongSomething that's LIKE Long Names but slightly different and NOT cliche!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 3-2-0420. Heaven vs Hell » reviewsAn epic battle between Heaven and Hell, WARNING...THIS STORY CONTAINS SOME CHRISTIAN RELIGOUS ASPECTS THAT SOME MAY NOT LIKE.Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 1-27-0421. Celebrity Thingy reviewsWe've taken 10 celebrities from around the country with team YZARC(zark) and JUSPLANSUPID(jusplinsoopid), I MADE a second one, but realized it was too like Rated R you know, so, it might end up in a compilation of my trashed work that will be rated R.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-0322. Longer Names reviewsThe stories with VERY VERY VERY long titles are back with a slightly different story line.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-14-0323. Mark's Journal » reviewsIt's all about Mark, and his 'girlfriends', yeah.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-03 - Published: 10-12-0324. The Caffeinator reviewsMeet the newest member of the Insomniac group. Joseph Yekurt is stronger that the governor himself.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-0325. The Greatest Song Ever in the History of Everness » reviewsThis is the greatest song EVER!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-11-03 - Published: 6-9-0326. The Schizofrenic Hypochondriac reviewsThe split-personallity dude who thinks he's got a disease, oh yeah.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-11-0327. The Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It Was reviewsThe Weekend That Almost Wasn't But Then It WasFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-0328. Pizza Man » reviewsJosh Johnson was an ordinary person, then he was blasted by RADIOACTIVE PIZZA! Giving him amazing strength, AND he could blast hot cheese out of his wrists.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-0329. Worlds Funniest Stuff reviewsThe title says it all and stuff like that.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-0330. Trivia Game Show Thingy reviewsMy first Game Show.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-11-0331. My Favorite Dreams reviewsJust a few of my favorite dreams, but I can't tell you about my favorite dream because fictionpress wouldn't approve of it.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-0332. Graduation and the Party » reviewsThe story of Jhonas' fictional characters, Ben Dover, Ann Dover, Lou Zer, and Mack Donalds.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-03 - Published: 5-14-0333. Prank Calls Jhonas Style reviewsI, Jhonas call some people that are stupider than me! They're crazy too.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-0334. The Small Dictionary of Large Words reviewsJust a few short stories about words like onomatopoeia.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-0335. Long Names » reviewsRead these stories with really long titles.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 2-13-0336. Long Names B » reviewsGuess Who's back.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 3-6-0337. Dude Guy Person Man Male » reviewsTed Dumaperguy has to fight evil with extremely long sentences as Dude Guy Person Man Male.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 4-19-0338. Food Song ParodiesA few random song parodies made by me! I swear, my friend Housam likes these.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Published: 4-14-0339. Inventions That Would Be Rather Smart To Not Use reviewsLet's use these inventions James Boone.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-0340. Psychotic Bunnies reviewsJust an EXTREMELY STUPID STORY. IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS THEN DO NOT READ THIS!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-0341. Psycho Pschology » reviewsThe fat and crazy guy from the last long name visits a psycho psychiatrist.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 2-22-0342. My Forehead Burns » reviewsThis is based on something that happened about two seconds ago.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-30-03 - Published: 3-29-0343. Survey reviewsThis is seriously a survey that I want you to take.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-29-0344. Poems » reviewsJust some weird poems.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-29-0345. The Beaver Song reviewsWhat to do if you're a beaver with a river...Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-29-0346. Ketchup versus CatsupThe Great Corn Dog WarFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Published: 3-21-0347. Riding a Coller Roaster reviewsWhat's the difference between a Coller Roaster and Roller Coaster?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-0348. Talking To Myself reviewsI NEVER EVER TALK TO MYSELF! yes you do! NO I DON'T! yes you do! SO WHAT?Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-5-0349. When Bears Attack » reviewsSee what happens when Da Bears attack, Brian Urlacher, Anthony Thomas and Ted Washington won't be pleasent.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-03 - Published: 3-4-0350. Nothing On TVLet's see what's on tv.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Published: 3-5-0351. The Happy, Uncrazy and Unbrainwashed Song reviewsMay make you angry, crazy and brainwashed.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-0352. C S Squad » reviewsCaptain Cookie, Captain Candy, Captain Crazy and Captain Psycho.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-23-03 - Published: 2-22-0353. The Flatulator reviewsThe Flatu...THAT SMELLS SO BAD!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-0354. Does Dracula Wear False Teeth » reviewsMeet Ben Dover, Lou Zer, Mack Donalds, Jon and don't forget Captain Corn Dog!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-0355. Chief BlackhawkThis is my first serious piece. I originally wrote it for school.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Published: 2-18-03