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since: 02-18-03, id: 343279, Profile Updated: 03-14-09
country: Canada
Author has written 15 stories for Romance, Humor, General, Family, Life, Action, Fantasy, and Supernatural.

OMFG! I'm not dead!

Just writer's-blocked and busy and well, I WROTE SOMETHING! So here, take it! Read it and review it and maybe ill finish the half-a chapter of The Attic that's been sitting on my computer for the last year and a half. DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Proud member of the Young Writer's 101 writing group. http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/youngwriters101

Eh? Me?

Names: Ashley, Ash, Lee, Liz, Hey Freak

Age: 22

Birthday: December 28

Location: I am a Canadian, from Canadia :P (Ontario, more specifically)

Loves: Books, writing, manga, anime, video games, Final Fantasy, tiramasu (hahahaha), ninjas, art, downtown, music (rock and roll baby!!), ice cream, chocolate, Johnny Deppand other things that I'm too tired to think of right now)

Hates: Working, stepfather, my former coworkers (a few at least), being broke, working (stupid conflicting attitude!), customers, children who talk too much (which is all of them), having my feet stepped on,

Hobbies: Reading, writing, RPing, video gaming, reading manga, web-surfing, being anti-social, eating ice cream

STORIES

The Other Side of the Mirror: Seems to be everybody's favourite. Who am I kidding? It's mine too !. About a girl and a boy and what they go through before, during, and after being kidnapped by a pervert.
Very Dark and angsty. Not for the faint at heart, 41 chapters, rating for swearing and perhaps overly descriptive scenes Status: FINISHED!

The Attic: It's probably dumb, but read it anyways as it is entertaining. Aysel's parents get this idiotic idea to move her and her family to Scotland, to a haunted house rumoured to be cursed, to start a horse ranch. And then, to make matters worse, while she's in the shower the roof caves in and she discovers that there's been a Vampire living in her attic.
Probably should be rated higher for some mild swearing. Pretty funny at times (in my humble opinion) and it's not completely retared, even though it just recently developed anything that resempled a plot. Status:Almost finished!

The Chosen: Yes, ANOTHER new story, I'm sorry. I can't stop. Um...it's not really like anything else I've written. It focuses mainly on a girl named Echo. The plot is slightly more complex but most basically its about the end of the world and people who call themselves 'The Chosen' who dream of it and are chosen to survive it.
PG-13 because...well I figured the future descriptive scenes and mild swearing would grant it a PG-13 rating. There's lots of action, mystery, romance , and a bunch of sci-fi-ish stuff. Status: On Hiatus (kinda)

Bloodline (working title): I started writing this a while ago, but when I realized it was going very strong and it wasn't likely I would give up on it any time soon, I decided to post it here. The first real fanatasy story I have, so be nice to me. Ri'Tai is a simple girl whose life turns upside down when her remote village is attacked by Draygons, the dominant race on her planet. She is taken and singled out to be a pet of the son of the General who led the attack. However, before she can even get settled into her new life, another attack thrusts her deep into the middle of a conflict between the four races. The crest of the Goddess Adeini has been stolen, and the leaders and throwing blame back and forth. Together with a rag-tag group of adventurers, she joins the quest to retrieve the crest and stop an all out war.
Rated PG-13 to be on the safe side. There's action, drama, swordfights romance and all sorts of fun stuff,a nd a few hot guys to boot.
Staus: On Hiatus

Child of the Silver Path: Book One: This will likely be a trilogy. It's a fantasy and I love it, unlike Bloodline (I'm still trying to figure out why people enjoy that one -.o) Anyway! This story is about Shayde Highflyer, a member of the secret race of the Dregh who live hidden in the Northern Mountains. When a Dregh child comes of age at 17 they recieve a dragon to protect them and teach them, according to the Pact made between the First Father and the Great Silver Dragon thousands of years ago. Shayde has been outcast his entire life because he was born looking like an Outisder. This led to rumours that his mother had been unfaithful to her huband and left the pair of them shunned from the rest of their race. But Shayde is convinced that things will change when he recieves his dragon. But on the day of his 17th life day, no dragon appears. Naturally, this is taken to mean that he is not really a Dregh and is cast out of the Valleys to the mysterious southern lands. There he meets with an odd girl named Tash and an outspoken thief who help him on his quest to figure out the truth surrounding his birth and his father's mysterious disappearance. Could it be that he is destined for greater things?
Rated T for future content and perhaps some inuendo, but it's pretty clean. Probably a bit of but-kicking later on. It's funny at times, with action and romance and a fun quest, an expansive world and cultures not to mention DRAGONS (dragon love) Read and be happy. And mucho reviews, please.
Status: Going

One Last Breath: Trista Park was orphaned a year and a half ago. Now she's being sent to her third foster home on the other side of the country. Unfortunately, her new fosters have a jerk punk for a son who loves to torture her with Frederick, his pet tarantula. A surprise hit! There's angst, humour, romance and everything else you could ever want. Cute punks, music, and fun characters! Yay! Rated for future mature situations and swearing.
Status?? Who effing knows

Flight: Written for aficathon challenge. Arvan can talk to dragons and no one can tell him why. All he really wants to do is live a normal life, but a dangerous secret revealed to the wrong people has him running for his life with his sarcastic dragon and best friend close at his heels. At first he's just trying to keep out of the hands of the Half Moon Syndicate, but after he picks up the winged girl Shanae, a gremlin and a few other odd companions, a simple flight for his life turns into a journey to reveal secrets so old that they've long since been forgotten, and so dangerous that the world once went to war over it and an entire race disappeared. Not to mention that Shanae just has to be so friggin sexy and so friggin annoying at the same time, his dragon spends more time giving him headaches than actually helping and the gremlin is nosy and cynical. Not really the kind of crew you'd expect to be saving entire races, now is it?
A delightfully twisted fantasyadventure epic with a lot of humour and people arguing and sarcasm. Plus it has a sarcastic dragon and a mystery or two. Rated whatever-the-hell-I-rated-it because there's likely to be some fun violence and swearing, and a tad of adult content. Status: Going Strong

A Note on 'Too Proud': A lot of people seemed to be confused about what this poem is supposed to mean. It is NOT me hating people with good grades. It's not in any way suggesting that worrying about your grades is a bad thing. This was written because some jerk in my class was always going on about everyone who didn't get a 90 on everything (at least) was an idiot and how he was the greatest thing since microwave popcorn. Really its just me angsting over what a shithead he was talking really loudly about how awesome he was while I was failing. And then I go on a little poetic journey where by the end of the piece I've relized that he's not the only one that has some unhealthy pride issues because even if he was a jerk he knew what he was talking about and the only reason I didn't ask him for help in the class was because I was too prideful to feed his tremendous ego. He also mentioned that Hamlet was stupid and English was a dumb useless subject (Which insulted me because englsih is my favourite subject) that's where the Hamlet line came from. That's all. I'm done ranting now.

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1. The Attic » reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,930 - Reviews: 828 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 5-7-04
2. Kitty » reviews
A short series of stories based around a girl named Kitty, and how she became a vampire.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 5-7-07
3. One Last Breath » reviews
Shy and withdrawn Trista Park was orphaned a year and a half ago. Now she's moving across the country with her newest foster parents and has to deal with their punk son Tiergan and his pet tarantula, Frederick
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 12-6-05 - Published: 6-9-05
4. Child of the Silver Path: Book One » reviews
Shayde has been outcast from his home and intends to settle down and forget about the pain of his past. That is,until he runs into Tash, a girl searching for a man who just might be his missing father. And then there's Zao, his rival for Tash's affections
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,256 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-6-05 - Published: 5-13-05
5. Flight » reviews
Shanae's the winged girl who can't fly. Arvan's not quite human, and Faeron is his sarcastic pet dragon. Throw in a few dangerous secrets, a little sexual tension, mix well with a dollop of humour and basically you get...well, insanity at its finest.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-28-05 - Published: 8-9-05
6. The Chosen » reviews
Echo has been having strange dreams, and in the last two weeks her entire family has been slaughtered. Now only a small band of people may be able to explain the feelings, the Hunters, and why she is having dreams of the end of the world.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,384 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 7-4-04
7. Bloodline » reviews
Ri'Tai came from a long line of great warriors, but her life was that of a simple villager until she is attacked and taken as a pet for the son of a powerful General. But as talk of war becomes more than a mere rumour, will she be able to stop it?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,082 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 5-19-05 - Published: 1-13-05
8. The Other Side of the Mirror » reviews
A girl who has been betrayed by everyone she's ever known; a boy who has lost everything he's ever loved; their first meeting is through a traumatizing kidnapping experience, but can these two strangers find hope in each other?
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,165 - Reviews: 837 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 2-20-03
9. I am reviews
I am really good at being angsty and pissed off.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-5-04 - Published: 9-5-04
10. Suicide reviews
A girl's suicide note written in the form of a poem.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 12-4-03
11. Sanctuary reviews
There's nowhere to run...nowhere to hide. I have no where to go but back into my tainted bliss...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-03 - Published: 12-4-03
12. See Me reviews
Ever felt like you were invisible? Like no one really cared if you existed or not? Yeah...me too...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-03
13. I Hear You reviews
I wrote this about my stepfather. It's about my frustration when he talks down about me when he thinks I can't hear him.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 6-7-03
14. Too Proud reviews
Being good at something is great, but not when you're a jerk about it. A poem written for an arrogant prick in my math class.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-20-03 - Published: 5-20-03
15. Chaos reviews
Warnings for extreme randomness. Evil blenders and angry refrigerators within!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-14-03 - Published: 5-14-03
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