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since: 02-24-03, id: 344114, Profile Updated: 01-06-09
country: United States
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Author has written 40 stories for Politics, Life, Song, Young Adult, Fantasy, Humor, General, Family, Action, Fable, Sci-Fi, School, War, Religion, General, Fantasy, Essay, Nature, and Supernatural.

Wow, it's been a long time since I did anything with this account. I lost access to the email it was registered to and then forgot what the email itself even WAS. (Praise Google and archiving, I tracked it down.) Any messages left via this account should reach me, as I've since changed the email.

I'm going to leave this up as a snapshot of my high school years (through '04).

You can find my new, current, post-college work at http://www.fictionpress.com/~rbronwen

www.thewordofgit.com

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1. One Bite, Twice Shy reviews
They've been captured- but surely the other vampires aren't so bad, surely they will help them.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-04 - Published: 5-27-04
2. Therapy Bitch reviews
It really happened. Booyah. Behold people who should not be licensed.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-2-03 - Published: 12-2-03
3. The First Time She Wore Pink reviews
She was the rough girl, the tough girl. the Do Not Touch Me girl.
School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-2-03 - Published: 12-2-03
4. Barefoot in Central Park
Feh. Choir trip into the city. Whatcha gonna do when the moment strikes? Originally in my horrible handwriting in my cruddy notebook on a shabby bus.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-03 - Published: 10-15-03
5. Crooners of July reviews
Safety rated. Baby, they're crooning, and I am leaning out my window, listening to my radio while the late night city plays out below me...
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-03 - Published: 10-15-03
6. Legacies reviews
Was playing with words and I ended up being profound.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
7. I am reviews
I am an open field, I'm a big blank book...
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
8. Behold in Me reviews
It's nonsense, honestly, but you can have fun looking for deeper Biblical meaning in it. I mean that last part about Jesus... Really, I do...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
9. Where were you last night? reviews
He promised to be there- what happened, Fred? (Rated for adult themes) (I can't believe I named him Fred...)
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
10. RE: Gay is Not Okay! : A Rebuttal reviews
Read it. Disagreed. Reviewed it. It was three pages long. It's concise, and it's been spell-checked, so what're you afraid of? (Rating for one lil use of the F-word.)
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-03
11. Isle of Ishmaia reviews
The Emperor has passed away, and now bequeathes a gift to two exceptional young women, who have never met. Beware of epic proportions!
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-19-03
12. The City of Hushed Voices reviews
The city of hushed voices. Where people walf with heads down, where families eek out a broken existance, where boys play violent video games. Where Paul lives.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-19-03
13. The True Confessions of an RAPE Employee reviews
Zelda is Roma's star reporter, but guilt and lonliness are starting to make her truly miserable. Personal fueds, her mother, failed romance and political unrest rise up to swamp her, but if there's one thing Zelda does, it's come out on top.
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-03 - Published: 6-19-03
14. The Sunrise Over Baghdad » reviews
All I could do throughout the start of this 'war' was watch that gorgeous sunrise...
War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-11-03 - Published: 3-20-03
15. Lost » reviews
Written in the depths of Clinical Depression; an attempt to capture the turmoil and travesty of being stuck inside your own head.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-11-03 - Published: 2-24-03
16. Vignettes reviews
Capturing little 'slices of life,' in poetry. Mhmm, it can be done!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 6-2-03
17. On His God's Behalf reviews
(Away, Bible-beaters! This one's not your cup of tea at all.) A universal observation of what a man may do, on his god's behalf.
Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 6-2-03
18. All Things reviews
I realized how I noticed so much more now... and how much more it meant to me... And I wrote a poem about it. Or tried to. Booyah.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 6-2-03
19. I Should reviews
Sounds more arrogant than it was meant. Honestly, folks- I was just playing with words.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-03 - Published: 6-2-03
20. Crying reviews
RE: Holocaust. (Kindly ignore the horrid 6th grade paragraph at the bottom. It was an assignment.) Rated for images.
War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
21. Assignment reviews
When assigned things by school, write about school.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
22. As The Sun Strikes reviews
Made my teacher cry... (In a good way!!)
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
23. Reflections reviews
Clinical Depression, mirrors, and myself...
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
24. Curls reviews
It's- about- a comb...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
25. Letter 3000 reviews
Dears, it's just a story. It doesn't have to make total sense. Just leave a review and keep surfing.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
26. Oh, Masilo reviews
'African' myth. *Without* talking animals, because my teacher that year was a Daffy Old Bat.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
27. My Dear Coaster reviews
She wanted us to pick a precious object. I do not DO 'form poetry'. Not without sarkiness, anyway... *innocence*
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
28. OldFashioned Letters reviews
Oh, for those old-fashioned letters... (Xing! I'm in need of a Nonsense category! I almost had to file this under 'Haiku's!)
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
29. Security Tycoon reviews
Sh, Kieran... There's someone in the house...
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
30. Signed Sincerely reviews
Gah. Nonsensical.
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
31. Spells reviews
Recognized by that ridiculous Poetry.com thing.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
32. The Old Man's Journey reviews
He was certain children were not worth it...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
33. Thyme reviews
Just an opprtunity to play on words...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
34. This Dream I Bare reviews
I have no idea what this one's about anymore...
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
35. Tumble Rumble Round reviews
A Tavern Song. Raunchy. Fun. Not polished. But, then, that's the nature of the beast, eh?
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
36. Jellybeans reviews
I plead the 210947th... "It was a school assignment!"
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
37. Legendary Events reviews
Restless, ready, no longer steady, the knight's horse shifts her weight. Patient, unwilling, bound to his king, the knight yet reins her in.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
38. One Shot reviews
/It was glorious. I felt like such a hero, or like a general who is leading her troops on to victory. Maybe like Gandhi, or Jesus, showing their people the Way. I regret that, now./
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
39. Kiss The Sky reviews
Another product of Fly By Study Hall Inspiration.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
40. Glory, Glory reviews
I remember, too; I remember more than you.
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-24-03 - Published: 2-24-03
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