Hello. I'm much rather you read my stories, but if you're really interested...

Oh, but if you do like my stuff, you are quite welcome to read my work on fanfiction.net, username Grimm Sister. It's a Harry Potter fic just for fun, but it only has one reader right now so just click on my home page...

I'm a Texas girl through and through, ya'll and all though I try to keep it out of my writing. You get a cookie if you catch me in a "ya'll" (besides here). Let's see, I tend to tell everyone in my reviews to use more imagery because I'm a sucker for descriptive passages, but it's true that, if used responsibly, imagery is your greatest tool to make a point, at least in my humble opinion.

You might be here because I reviewed some of your stuff. I'm not one of those, "you rock, your works perfect" kind of reviewers, but don't get your feelings hurt. I don't bother to review something if I don't think that it has potential, however much my review may not have sounded like that. I don't apologize. I work very hard to give real constructive criticisms because, however nice it feels, just saying "good job" doesn't help you improve your writing. And that's why you put it up here, right?

Most likely the best thing up here is the Three Sagas of Liotlam, but I'm not so sure anymore. Here's the rundown of what they'll be if I ever finish:
The Lady of Camarca: Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, COMPLETED
The Peasant's Princess: Rapunzel, Princess and the Pea, IN PROGRESS
The Champion of Liotlam: Snow White, The Frog Prince, PLANNING STAGES

My great loves are writing (don't bother going duh, I know), ADVANCE camp, mock trial, and reading books until I go blind.

Oh, and in case you were wondering: yes, it IS true that everything is bigger in Texas. We actually got that rep a LONG time ago when we checked to see how big the Washington Monument was before building the San Jacinto Monument so it would be bigger.

I promise, there are no odd facts like that in my stories, I just write weird profiles. No slang from the greatest state either.

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." The Princess Bride

"Line up alphabetically by height" Florida State Football Coach.

"I need to be alone for awhile." "I understand I'll go with you." "Thanks." Broadcast News

"Life is nothing but a series of catastrophes on the road to imminent disaster." "Well, what do we do about it?" "Nothing. Strangely enough it all works out." "How does it?" "I don't know, it is a mystery." Shakespeare in Love

"I'm a dishonest man. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you can never predict when an honest man is going to do something totally stupid." Pirates of the Carribbean

"I need to tell you that Tom, despite being a very nice guy, is the devil." Broadcast News

"I thought that Prv. Santiago would be in danger."
"Grave danger?"
"Is there another kind?" A Few Good Men

"I can't think about that now, I'll go crazy. I'll think about it tomorrow." Gone With the Wind

"Things that love me don't bite me in the eye." Caty Schexnaider

"This is either madness or brilliance." "Remarkable how often those two threats coincide." Pirates of the Carribbean

"Shakespeare once said 'I wasted time and now time doth waste me'"
"What the heck does 'doth' mean?"
"It means does."
"Why do you quote a guy who can't even speak English?" Speaker for the Dead

"I swear by all my dead relatives, even the ones who are not feeling too good, I am your man for life." The Count of Monte Cristo

"I don't wish you luck, I wish you sense!" Balto

And until then,
"May the force be with you, always."