DUWB
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since: 03-21-03, id: 347119
Author has written 11 stories for Essay.
DUWB stands for Distributor of Unneccessary Wrathful Beatings

This account is for essays only. Sometimes I will write essays in response to other pieces I have read. When I do that, the description will simply say whether the piece I'm responding to was on FFN or FPN, and give the storyID# of the piece I'm responding to. Original essays will contain legitimate descriptions of their contents.

I am bisexual and strongly FOR gay rights. People's sexuality will never have any effect on the ratings of my works. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or contact me in any way.

I am atheist/agnostic and plan to change religions only when I find my OWN reasons to do so; not just because somebody says their god loves me or that I'm going to a certain version of Hell. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

Most of the time, I write because I want to. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

I have a habit of being stupid. If you can't intelligently/maturely respond to stupidity, you really shouldn't read... almost anything on FFN/FPN, actually... or in the newspapers... or watch television... or read old sci-fi books, or anything you wrote when you were a kid...


1. English 100 » reviews
Assignments for my summer course at college.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-28-03 - Published: 7-10-03
2. Eclectic Essay on Homosexuals » reviews
I am currently working on: 1) homosexuality's effects on ability to raise children, and 2) why statistics aren't much help. If you don't see a certain point discussed, please don't assume that I'm stupid; e-mail me about it!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-12-03 - Published: 4-11-03
3. Slayers: The Motion Picture
Featuring the song MIDNIGHT BLUE by Megumi Hayashibara, Slayers: the Motion Picture is one of the best anime movies around (in my opinion). This is a semi-goofy summary I wrote for it; I'll add a chapter discussing illustration/animation if ppl ask me to
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Published: 4-15-03
4. Being a Minority in the USA reviews
Turns out that the guy who inspired me to write this, did so by INCORRECTLY saying that Christians are a minorirty in the US. *shrug* My bad, then. For those who don't know, a candy-foil is a foil wrapper for individual pieces of candy
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-15-03
5. To The AntiFrench reviews
A politically ignorant USA punk's views on anti-French sentiment back when the only thing they were "doing to us" was refusing to fight, and why I approve of no longer calling things "French (whatever)"
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-15-03
6. Homosexuality and Evolution reviews
My own little theory on homosexuals. This is what happens when I'm half-asleep, vaguely annoyed, and on new medication. And note that it says MY theory. Nowhere am I saying that this is proven! Jerks
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-4-03
7. Sometimes I Hate Who I Am reviews
Just a random piece I wrote about myself and random experiences in the various schools I've attended. Contains reference to FFN/FPN authors including ID#s 295646, 236195, and 316075.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-28-03
8. Christian Music reviews
You don't need to believe something to love it. Rating because I swear, once. No religious flames, please—unlike normal flamers, religious flamers don't amuse me
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-26-03
9. Reflections on Dealing With Stress
I've written a few essays lately, and it's my theory that these essays are my latest way of dealing with stress.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Published: 3-25-03
10. Butchery of Anime reviews
Just a little rant I did. I apologize for the rambly-ness. Due to a misunderstood comment I feel it necessary to point out that I believe Kirei Hana should still be known as Kirei Hana in the USA
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-25-03
11. I Have a Muslim Friend reviews
People can be so stupid sometimes...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-21-03