DUWB stands for Distributor of Unneccessary Wrathful Beatings

This account is for essays only. Sometimes I will write essays in response to other pieces I have read. When I do that, the description will simply say whether the piece I'm responding to was on FFN or FPN, and give the storyID# of the piece I'm responding to. Original essays will contain legitimate descriptions of their contents.

I am bisexual and strongly FOR gay rights. People's sexuality will never have any effect on the ratings of my works. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or contact me in any way.

I am atheist/agnostic and plan to change religions only when I find my OWN reasons to do so; not just because somebody says their god loves me or that I'm going to a certain version of Hell. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

Most of the time, I write because I want to. If you do not approve of this, please do not read/review ANY of my works or attempt to contact me in any way.

I have a habit of being stupid. If you can't intelligently/maturely respond to stupidity, you really shouldn't read... almost anything on FFN/FPN, actually... or in the newspapers... or watch television... or read old sci-fi books, or anything you wrote when you were a kid... 

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1. English 100 » reviews

Assignments for my summer course at college.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-28-03 - Published: 7-10-03

2. Eclectic Essay on Homosexuals » reviews

I am currently working on: 1) homosexuality's effects on ability to raise children, and 2) why statistics aren't much help. If you don't see a certain point discussed, please don't assume that I'm stupid; e-mail me about it! cassidypeterson@yahoo.com

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-12-03 - Published: 4-11-03

3. Slayers: The Motion Picture

Featuring the song MIDNIGHT BLUE by Megumi Hayashibara, Slayers: the Motion Picture is one of the best anime movies around (in my opinion). This is a semi-goofy summary I wrote for it; I'll add a chapter discussing illustration/animation if ppl ask me to

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 4-15-03

4. Being a Minority in the USA reviews

Turns out that the guy who inspired me to write this, did so by ~INCORRECTLY~ saying that Christians are a minorirty in the US. *shrug* My bad, then. For those who don't know, a candy-foil is a foil wrapper for individual pieces of candy

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 4-15-03

5. To The AntiFrench reviews

A politically ignorant USA punk's views on anti-French sentiment back when the only thing they were "doing to us" was refusing to fight, and why I approve of no longer calling things "French (whatever)"

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 4-15-03

6. Homosexuality and Evolution reviews

My own little theory on homosexuals. This is what happens when I'm half-asleep, vaguely annoyed, and on new medication. And note that it says MY theory. Nowhere am I saying that this is proven! Jerks

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-4-03 - Published: 4-4-03

7. Sometimes I Hate Who I Am reviews

Just a random piece I wrote about myself and random experiences in the various schools I've attended. Contains reference to FFN/FPN authors including ID#s 295646, 236195, and 316075.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 3-28-03

8. Christian Music reviews

You don't need to believe something to love it. Rating because I swear, once. No religious flames, please—unlike normal flamers, religious flamers don't amuse me

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-26-03 - Published: 3-26-03

9. Reflections on Dealing With Stress

I've written a few essays lately, and it's my theory that these essays are my latest way of dealing with stress.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-03 - Published: 3-25-03

10. Butchery of Anime reviews

Just a little rant I did. I apologize for the rambly-ness. Due to a misunderstood comment I feel it necessary to point out that I believe Kirei Hana should still be known as Kirei Hana in the USA

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-25-03 - Published: 3-25-03

11. I Have a Muslim Friend reviews

People can be so stupid sometimes...

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 3-21-03