Katenheimer
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since: 04-05-03, id: 349109, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
country: USA
Author has written 46 stories for Romance, Spiritual, Life, Friendship, Love, Nature, Religion, Young Adult, General, Work, Humor, Humor, Essay, and General.

Name: Kate

Nicknames: Katie, Katydid, Kate Monster, Miss Kate, Katenheimer, Katey P. Sassafrass

General Interests: Writing, laughing, hanging out with my friends, drawing, art, theater, film, music, reading, dancing, walking, making people smile, running through puddles, making coffee, and spending time with my family.


“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you.” --Winnie the Pooh--

Let me tell you a little something about love. It's different everytime. It's nothing more than a chemical reaction, an arrow over an equation, but the elements change. The most fragile kind of love is that between a man and a woman. Chemistry, again: if you introduce a new element, you never know how stable the original bond is. You may wind up with a new union, with something left behind. I believe that you can fall in love many times with many different people. However I don't think that you can fall in love the same way twice. One type of relationship may be steady. Another may be fire and brimstone. Who is to say if one of these is better than the other? The deciding factor is how it all fits together. Your love, I mean, and your life.
-Joley; "Songs of the Humpback Whale" by Jodi Picoult


1. The Love You Save May Be Your Own reviews
Finding unexpected hope in the unlikeliest of circumstances.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-13 - Complete
2. Reese's
One Food Lover's Experience of Being Diagnosed with Celiac's Disease and Her New Sense of Cravings
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Published: 6-3-13 - Complete
3. Prop Str8 » reviews
Two best friends, Harper and Kennedy, are brought up in a world where heterosexuals are the minorities. Together, they deal with prejudices and hate that will put their friendship to the test. COMPLETE.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-19-09 - Published: 9-18-09
4. The Plaid Shirt reviews
Four different lives all centered around a plaid shirt.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-09 - Complete
5. Sunday Kind of Love reviews
A personal essay consisting of theories on what love means and explorations on the fear of remaining perpetually single.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete
6. Where the Hell is My Sharpie? » reviews
A collection of short stories that describe the life of a barista at a small coffee shop.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 3-20-08
7. No Touchy reviews
Subtitle: I Wish Creepy Old Men Wouldn't Hit on Me. A personal narrative about having to endure the advances of creepy old men.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete
8. Remember When it Rained » reviews
"Into each life some rain must fall." A love story told in two voices.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 5-20-08
9. Excursion in the Sky reviews
I wrote this on a plane coming home from a vacation to NYC.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete
10. Watch Bird reviews
A short story about a recent adventure in babysitting...a hostage situation involving a babysitter, one infant, and a rather vindictive love bird.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-27-08 - Complete
11. My Vindictive Conscience reviews
Keeps me up at night.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete
12. Nothing is As it Seems reviews
You always want what you can't have/but if what you want isn't what's right/then, baby, what's the fuss?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-08 - Complete
13. Watch Out For That reviews
A Public Service Announcement.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-29-08 - Complete
14. I Shaved My Legs Today reviews
And of course, it had to do with a boy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete
15. Wait, it's HOW Much? reviews
An opinion-editorial written for my CompII class. It's about how Starbucks should allow licensed stores to lower their prices to appeal better to their demographics.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-08 - Complete
16. Snow in April reviews
What happened to spring?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-08 - Complete
17. I Ate the Last Brownie reviews
and I'm not sure I'm all that sorry, either.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
18. Smile Like You Mean It reviews
Written as a song for one of my stories...please R&R-this is my first time writing a 'song'. :
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete
19. Always reviews
He is always there, always listening, and always loving
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete
20. Separated reviews
Have you ever felt separated from yourself?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete
21. Way Back Into Love »
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does." - Anonymous Quote
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,359 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-11-08
22. Coffee Shop Blues reviews
Having worked in a coffee shop for a year now, I think it can be proven that I have become certifiably crazy, thanks to a majority of my customers. While I love most of my regulars and a few, select angels that come in, the rest...well...not so much...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete
23. Gold reviews
Most of this story came to me one very long, slow day at work, and it eventually formed into this short story about a mother and a typical day with her little ones. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-08 - Complete
24. First Impressions reviews
My first attempt at poetry in a few years. Semi-autobiographical, inspired by the 1,000th time I've heard "You're really quiet." 1st part of a "series", if you will. "Sequel" to come soon...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-22-08
25. Kill Them With Kindness reviews
"They won't know what to expect/Because it will be like nothing they've seen before,/When I kill them with kindness."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-06
26. Looking for Love reviews
Stuck in a tantalizing game of hide and go seek...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06
27. See How I Love You? reviews
A love song from God.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-06
28. Frightened
For anyone who has confronted a crush or made the first move.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 6-9-06
29. A Day in the Life of a Grocery Sacker reviews
The inner workings of the mind of a grocery sacker.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-6-06
30. God is an Old, Green Couch reviews
You find God in the strangest places...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-5-06
31. I Am a Punching Bag reviews
Sometimes you just feel like a punching bag, like you're taking a bunch a hits from people around you. Whether its your friends or complete strangers-it still hurts.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-1-06
32. Quiet reviews
Quiet admiration...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-06
33. Wild Streak reviews
Pondering about a possible rebellion one night while studying...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-05
34. Afraid to Let Go
I'm really bad at summaries, but its basically about a couple from when they meet and so on.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 2-10-05
35. You Are Here reviews
There are alot of poems that are about how you see Gd through only the good things. This touches the thought that you can feel the power of His love through good and bad times. V. bad at summaries. I apologize
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-7-05
36. Forgiven reviews
Based off a story my Ethics teacher read us from the Bible.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-05
37. Come and Follow Me reviews
The road is hard...but if you have faith, you can overcome all tribulations and grow in the glory of the Lord.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-05
38. My December reviews
The song is sung by Josh Groban. A story about love conquering all.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-05
39. To God reviews
A poem to the Father
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-05
40. Christmas Angels reviews
Something I wrote for a poetry challenge. A Christmas Poem.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-05
41. Crimson Horizon reviews
The day has begun.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-05
42. For My Love
A poem for my future husband, my Prince Charming.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Published: 1-8-05
43. Chelsea's Song reviews
A Flower in the midst of turnoil...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-8-05
44. I Dance Alone reviews
I dance to no music...I dance for no audience...I dance alone..
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-05
45. Where God Is reviews
"Where do you think God is Anna" "In heaven with Jesus, Mary, and Grandma."
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-04
46. You Are My Sunshine reviews
A departed comes back to the side of a young man she left behind and recalls her love for him and tells him about her entrance into heaven.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-04