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since: 04-05-03, id: 349109, Profile Updated: 09-10-09
country: United States
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Author has written 43 stories for Romance, Spiritual, Life, Friendship, Love, Nature, Religion, Young Adult, General, Work, Humor, Humor, Essay, and General.

Name: Kate

Nicknames: Katie, Katydid, Kate Monster, Miss Kate, Katenheimer, Katey P. Sassafrass

General Interests: Writing, laughing, hanging out with my friends, drawing, art, theater, film, music, reading, dancing, walking, making people smile, running through puddles, making coffee, and spending time with my family.


“If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. I'll always be with you.” --Winnie the Pooh--

Let me tell you a little something about love. It's different everytime. It's nothing more than a chemical reaction, an arrow over an equation, but the elements change. The most fragile kind of love is that between a man and a woman. Chemistry, again: if you introduce a new element, you never know how stable the original bond is. You may wind up with a new union, with something left behind. I believe that you can fall in love many times with many different people. However I don't think that you can fall in love the same way twice. One type of relationship may be steady. Another may be fire and brimstone. Who is to say if one of these is better than the other? The deciding factor is how it all fits together. Your love, I mean, and your life.
-Joley; "Songs of the Humpback Whale" by Jodi Picoult


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1. Prop Str8 » reviews
Two best friends, Harper and Kennedy, are brought up in a world where heterosexuals are the minorities. Together, they deal with prejudices and hate that will put their friendship to the test.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 9-18-09
2. Sunday Kind of Love reviews
A personal essay consisting of theories on what love means and explorations on the fear of remaining perpetually single.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 6-1-09
3. Where the Hell is My Sharpie? » reviews
A collection of short stories that describe the life of a barista at a small coffee shop.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 3-20-08
4. No Touchy reviews
Subtitle: I Wish Creepy Old Men Wouldn't Hit on Me. A personal narrative about having to endure the advances of creepy old men.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 8-8-08
5. Remember When it Rained » reviews
“Into each life some rain must fall.” A love story told in two voices.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-15-08 - Published: 5-20-08
6. Excursion in the Sky reviews
I wrote this on a plane coming home from a vacation to NYC.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
7. Watch Bird reviews
A short story about a recent adventure in babysitting....a hostage situation involving a babysitter, one infant, and a rather vindictive love bird.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 5-27-08
8. My Vindictive Conscience reviews
Keeps me up at night.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 5-3-08
9. Nothing is As it Seems reviews
You always want what you can't have//but if what you want isn't what's right//then, baby, what's the fuss?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 5-1-08
10. Watch Out For That reviews
A Public Service Announcement.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08
11. I Shaved My Legs Today reviews
And of course, it had to do with a boy.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
12. Wait, it's HOW Much? reviews
An opinion-editorial written for my CompII class. It's about how Starbucks should allow licensed stores to lower their prices to appeal better to their demographics.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08
13. Snow in April reviews
What happened to spring?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-11-08 - Published: 4-11-08
14. I Ate the Last Brownie reviews
and I'm not sure I'm all that sorry, either.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 4-10-08
15. Smile Like You Mean It reviews
Written as a song for one of my stories.....please R&R---this is my first time writing a 'song'. :
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
16. Always reviews
He is always there, always listening, and always loving
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
17. Separated reviews
Have you ever felt separated from yourself?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08
18. Way Back Into Love »
True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist, nor can it be hidden where it truly does." - Anonymous Quote
Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-14-08 - Published: 3-11-08
19. Coffee Shop Blues reviews
Having worked in a coffee shop for a year now, I think it can be proven that I have become certifiably crazy, thanks to a majority of my customers. While I love most of my regulars and a few, select angels that come in, the rest....well.....not so much...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-08
20. Gold reviews
Most of this story came to me one very long, slow day at work, and it eventually formed into this short story about a mother and a typical day with her little ones. :
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-08 - Published: 3-2-08
21. First Impressions reviews
My first attempt at poetry in a few years. Semi-autobiographical, inspired by the 1,000th time I've heard "You're really quiet." 1st part of a "series", if you will. "Sequel" to come soon....
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-08
22. Kill Them With Kindness reviews
"They won’t know what to expect/Because it will be like nothing they’ve seen before,/When I kill them with kindness.”
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
23. Looking for Love reviews
Stuck in a tantalizing game of hide and go seek...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-22-06 - Published: 6-22-06
24. See How I Love You? reviews
A love song from God.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
25. Frightened
For anyone who has confronted a crush or made the first move.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
26. A Day in the Life of a Grocery Sacker reviews
The inner workings of the mind of a grocery sacker.
Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-6-06
27. God is an Old, Green Couch reviews
You find God in the strangest places...
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
28. I Am a Punching Bag reviews
Sometimes you just feel like a punching bag, like you're taking a bunch a hits from people around you. Whether its your friends or complete strangers-it still hurts.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 6-1-06
29. Quiet reviews
Quiet admiration...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-06 - Published: 4-20-06
30. Wild Streak reviews
Pondering about a possible rebellion one night while studying...
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05
31. Afraid to Let Go
I'm really bad at summaries, but its basically about a couple from when they meet and so on.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-10-05 - Published: 2-10-05
32. You Are Here reviews
There are alot of poems that are about how you see Gd through only the good things. This touches the thought that you can feel the power of His love through good and bad times. V. bad at summaries. I apologize
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-05 - Published: 2-7-05
33. Forgiven reviews
Based off a story my Ethics teacher read us from the Bible.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05
34. Come and Follow Me reviews
The road is hard...but if you have faith, you can overcome all tribulations and grow in the glory of the Lord.
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
35. My December reviews
The song is sung by Josh Groban. A story about love conquering all.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
36. To God reviews
A poem to the Father
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
37. Christmas Angels reviews
Something I wrote for a poetry challenge. A Christmas Poem.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
38. Crimson Horizon reviews
The day has begun.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
39. For My Love
A poem for my future husband, my Prince Charming.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
40. Chelsea's Song reviews
A Flower in the midst of turnoil...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
41. I Dance Alone reviews
I dance to no music...I dance for no audience...I dance alone..
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05
42. Where God Is reviews
"Where do you think God is Anna" "In heaven with Jesus, Mary, and Grandma."
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
43. You Are My Sunshine reviews
A departed comes back to the side of a young man she left behind and recalls her love for him and tells him about her entrance into heaven.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-04 - Published: 1-28-04
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