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Lardlax
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since: 04-15-03, id: 350391, Profile Updated: 11-16-09
country: United Kingdom
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Author has written 2 stories for General, and Humor.

So. A little bit about me, eh?

Hmm. My name's Adam...

I'm 19 (20 in November which officially makes me old), studying creative writing at college and trying desperately to fit in work and a social life around it...

Um... I love Bjork (She's a little bit messed up tbh) and Kate Bush (Likewise)

Yeah, I'm just going to let other people sum me up.

"Blah blah blah. My name's Adam. Blah blah blah. I know everything. Blah blah blah. God Bradley this is so stupid I hate this."
"This man just eats and eats and eats!"
"All you do is go to sleep and then not wake up for ages. I had time to go to Iceland, buy cake and juice and then go for a walk and you were STILL sleeping when I got back!"

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1. I'll Procrastinate in a Minute
If, however, you're procrastinating now, these poems might help. Love, loss and that really awkward gap between the oven and the kitchen cabinets that you just can't get the hoover into. All these things will be dealt with. Well, maybe not the first two
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 11-16-09
2. The Importance of Being Wasted
It is noon when you awake, dressed as a Womble in unfamiliar surroundings with no idea where you are or how you got there..."
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 10-19-09
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