Lardlax
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since: 04-15-03, id: 350391, Profile Updated: 09-27-11
country: UK
Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy, Love, and General.

I'm Adam.

Huzzah :D

I'd like to be taken seriously. I think.

Pretty early on in life I came to the conclusion that this goal was unattainable.


1. I didn't want this to be about you, but »
Some things make me think of you. Prawn cocktail flavour crisps. Wet play. Stinging nettles. I don't like you very much, you know... but a part of me might still love you. I didn't want this to be about you but I kind of didn't have a choice.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 310 - Updated: 1-2-12 - Published: 12-13-11
2. Ginger and Nutmeg » reviews
New Year's Eve, and Ginger is about to become the centre of a love triangle involving her best friend Peter and her boyfriend Robert. The story follows them over a year of substance abuse, casual sex and apathy.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-11 - Published: 12-14-11
3. The Alchemist's Game » reviews
Whilst hiding from bullies, Jasmine finds a typewriter on which she accidentally creates the world of Pettingales. Now she's a goddess there, but all she really wants to do is go home...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-14-11 - Published: 12-13-11