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Author has written 40 stories for Life, Friendship, Politics, Love, Nature, General, School, Humor, Family, Song, and Humor. It's Saturday night, I'm feeling on sorts I think I'm alright, I know I'm all wrong The drink that I had three hours ago Has been joined by fourteen others In a steady flow So lot me walk straight, don't let me feel pain I'm gonna scratch cars, with my keys again cos when I go home and fall on my bed If it doesn't leave my stomach, It'll split my head. Reid/Reid From: DelvilCircle@aol.com Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2003 12:27PM To: feedback@moron.com Subject: moron If you are going to take the piss out of the french, you might as well take it out of every other sane person on earth. The british dont want a war either but we too are led by a retard a bit like you are, only your retard takes advice from his daddy, and our retard thinks its soooo cool to copy what your retard does. Well i guess its OK to be retarded and blow the world up so long as someone thinks you are clever. Im sorry the peace marches got on your nerves, but hey you cant just eliminate everything you dont like and you had better learn that soon. There are people out there prepared to use their brains to work things out and i suggest you do the same if this is possible for you. Oh yeah PRETZELS RULE AMERICA im still laughing from that choking incident. Mighty fine email there "It looks like I have gota the yellow teeeth, but I haven't....it's just 'cause of my chalky white fayce...if I had normal skin of a person my teeeth would look white......I am The Mooon..." N. Fielding (comic genius) | |||||||
1. Saint George and the Dragon reviewsWe were "commissioned" to write and perform a play in Worcester High Street on Saint George's day, and here is the script. Credit is also due to Laura Kavanagh, Natalie Wharton, and Joanne LindsayHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-052. Temperament reviewsI really should calm down: about my angerLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-043. Come Home reviewsIt's not going to happen, but that doesn't stop me writing about it. I want it so badly.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-15-03 - Published: 9-15-034. Overruled reviewsI always am. So are the rest of us.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-035. Little Girl reviewsNot paedophilic although the title suggest otherwise. Ie, Willetts, this may do nothing for you. Lol. Anyway, this is a story in a poem, which I guess makes it a ballad, except it's not. And it doesn't rhyme. I don't know what to call it. Please r/rLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-24-03 - Published: 6-24-036. Looking for Fun and Feeling Groovy reviewsThe title comes from a Simon and Garfunkel song, as does the whole poem. The first half is about songs life "The Boxer" and "The Sound of Silence," the second "Mrs. Robinson" and "The 59th Street Bridge Song."Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-15-03 - Published: 6-15-037. Rock Lobster reviewsYes, I am aware that Rock Lobster is a song by the B 52s, but I was so intigued by it I had to write something. I would greatly appreciate reviews, as I have never written a song beforeSong - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-8-03 - Published: 6-8-038. Little Sis reviewsFor my sister, who put me in a good mood when I was down about my favourite CD being ruined.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-7-03 - Published: 6-7-039. The Great Preserver reviewsBlood... blooooooooood... No I am not a vampire, but this poem seems to give the impression of a one-track mind! Kind of different to anything I've written before, so please r+rLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-29-03 - Published: 5-29-0310. Fictionpress is AOk reviewsA tribute (of sorts)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-03 - Published: 5-25-0311. Rat reviewsKind of a sequel to Guardian of the Lost." There's been kind of a change of perspective, and I wrote this from true feeling, so please R + RLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-03 - Published: 5-20-0312. Pessimist reviewsYup. That's me. But sometimes it's good to be pessimistic.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 5-15-0313. Apathy Denial reviewsThis could be interpreted in many different ways. It applies to loads of stuff, some things more obvious than others. Basically it's about apathy and denial. And you didn't already know that.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-03 - Published: 5-15-0314. Repulsive reviewsSomething I knocked up in English to please the teacher. We had to right about someone disgusting, so I did. It's only short, but see what you think. Note: Not depictive of any real personHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-03 - Published: 5-6-0315. I Won't Shut Up reviewsFirst rhyming poem. Aren't you excited? No? Oh well. It's about why I won't ahut up. And it's actually not defiant or anything like that. It's kind of sad...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-4-03 - Published: 5-4-0316. Headspace reviewsYeah well, basically "there's no room in my head, you'd better keep out." I think the first two lines sum up the poem. Don't take that to heart however, please R+R.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-28-03 - Published: 4-28-0317. Guardian of the Lost reviewsI guess I'm talking to myself again. This is about someone who is not a rat. Unlike some.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-25-03 - Published: 4-25-0318. What Dwells Beneath my Bed reviewsI was lying on the floor when I spotted my Furby under the bed. (Don't worry I don't still play with it. Or do I? Evil laugh: Mwahahaha.)Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-03 - Published: 4-22-0319. 3 Ways to be Alone reviewsAbout how sometimes it is good to be alone.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 4-21-0320. Daffodils at Night reviewsThe daffodils were the only cheerful tthing I could find. I was in a park.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-21-03 - Published: 4-21-0321. Reluctant Friends reviewsOk, I started and finished on completely different topics. This could almost be split into two separate poems. Oh well, that's no reason to discriminate against it. R + R please.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 4-20-0322. Cancer and the Cure reviewsThis was written last night after an in-depth (don't you just hate that phrase?) conversation with my best friend. She made me think about some stuff.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-03 - Published: 4-20-0323. Pornography in Dreams reviewsMy weird mind. I think about stuff like this a lot.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0324. Pedals and Strings and Ivory reviews"Music the great communicator". The Great Escape.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0325. Clear Cut reviewsAnother mixed emotions poem that makes no sense.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0326. Sticks and Stones reviewsYou all know the rhyme. If not, ask someone.School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0327. Like Me reviewsAbout how evil I am.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0328. Monsters of my Mind reviewstWritten on a long long coach journey whilst everyone else was asleep. It's so much easier o write stuff in the dark.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0329. Running with Scissors reviewsOuch. Uneven stanzas. Apparently that's supposed to symbolise something. Or it could just mean that I can't be bothered to moderate my work. Hmmmmmm. I wonder.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-03 - Published: 4-19-0330. Ode to a Pencil reviewsWow. Original title. I'm sorry, I'm crap at them. Don't hold my mistakes against me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0331. Ermintrude reviewsHow odd.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0332. What is a barrier? reviewsI was feeling really insecure about a certain person when I wrote this. You know who you are. (Mwahahaha!)Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0333. Photographs reviewsThis one's sad but true. Maybe I look too deep into things like this. But I think about them all the time. Weird? Or not.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0334. My Room reviewsThis one's odd. Odd and over the top. But you have to have a little drama in your life.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0335. Origami reviewsThe reasons I like origami may seem odd to you. OK, the fact that I like origami in the first place may seem odd. Well, tough. Because I do.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0336. Exclusion reviewsWell, what can I say. Obviously something. Whether it's interesting or not is for you to judge.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0337. The Beautiful People reviewsI'm sorry. I was in physics.Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0338. Good Mistakes reviewsThis is about some "mistakes" I'm glad I made.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0339. Who Knows Me? reviewsThis is to say thank you to those who know me. And I mean really.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-0340. Somebody Let Me In reviewsWritten: at a low point, in my roomLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-17-03 - Published: 4-17-03
